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Baby Jokes ๐Ÿ‘ถ in 2021

How did the Dead baby cross the road?
-It was strapped to the chicken.

Whatโ€™s the difference between a baby and an onion?
-One screams when I peel itโ€™s skin off.

Mom: โ€œYouโ€™re growing up now, so you donโ€™t need a bottle all the time.โ€
-Baby: โ€œI could say the same to you, mother.โ€

Do you know why babies born on holidays are more than likely to be little girls?
-Because there is no mail delivery on holidays.

A babyโ€™s laugh is one of the most beautiful things you will ever hearโ€ฆ
-Unless it is 3 a.m., youโ€™re home alone, and you donโ€™t have a baby.

What did the baby dolphin do when he didnโ€™t get his way?
-He whale-d.

How do you make a baby ghost laugh?
-You play peek-a-BOO.

What Led Zeppelin album do most babies love best?
-Infant Through The Out Door

what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
-U canโ€™t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork. until the shit hit the fan.

I tried to steal candy from a newborn baby, but he slapped my hand away.
-Turns out he wasnโ€™t born yesterday.

What do you call a boat that just got a baby dinghy?
-A mother ship.

Did you hear what the couple who met while working at an instruction book company named their baby?
– Manuel.

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