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Baby Jokes 👶 in 2024

What did the baby in a band play?
-A guitar hooked up to a waaah! waaah! pedal

How did Batman decorate baby Robin’s crib?
-With a bat mobile.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl?
-a blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips.

How does a baby ghost cry?
-“Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!”

Where do baby cats learn to swim?
-The kitty pool.

How can you tell if a snake is a baby?
-It has a rattle.

A couple is having a baby soon.
After learning they’re having a boy, the husband says, “Let’s name him Pete!”
-But the wife says, “Honey, we’re having twins.”
The husband replies, “Well, we can call the second one RePete.”

A friend asked me if she should have a baby after 40
-I said no, 40 babies are enough.

I sat next to a baby on a 10-hour flight.
-I didn’t think it was possible for someone to cry for 10 hours straight.
Even the baby was impressed I pulled it off.

Why was the baby strawberry crying?
-Because his mom and dad were in a jam.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
– You nail its other hand to the floor.

What is a baby bee?
– A little humbug.

What do you call a new baby monkey?
-A chimp off the old block.

Why does a mother carry her baby?
-The baby can’t carry the mother.

What’s worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
-One baby in three trashcans.

What do you call a newborn baby?
-Anything you want.

What did the buffalo say to his baby boy when paternity leave was over?
-“Bison!”

What kind of pooch do babies love most?
– Toy

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