Baby Jokes ๐Ÿ‘ถ in 2021

What do you do when you see a baby spinning in circles?
-Stop laughing and untie him from the ceiling fan.

Whatโ€™s worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
-One baby in three trashcans.

Baby Yodaโ€™s first word probably came
-after his second word.

What do you call a newborn baby?
-Anything you want.

What did the buffalo say to his baby boy when paternity leave was over?
-โ€œBison!โ€

What kind of pooch do babies love most?
– Toy

Little Johnnyโ€™s new baby brother was screaming up a storm.
-He asked his mom, โ€œWhereโ€™d we get him?โ€
His mother replied, โ€œHe came from heaven, Johnny.โ€
Johnny exclaimed, โ€œWowโ€ฆ I can see why they threw him out!โ€

Which Beastie Boy do most babies like the best?
-A+D rock

Willy: โ€œMom, are our neighbors poor people?โ€
Mother: โ€œI donโ€™t think so, Willy. Why do you ask?โ€
– Willy: โ€œBecause they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin.โ€

Whatโ€™s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
-About 140 calories.

How warm is a baby at birth?
-Womb temperature.

Why is that baby still in diapers?
– Iโ€™ll give you two reasons: number 1 and number 2.

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