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Baby Jokes 👶 in 2023

How did Batman decorate baby Robin’s crib?
-With a bat mobile.

A couple is having a baby soon.
After learning they’re having a boy, the husband says, “Let’s name him Pete!”
-But the wife says, “Honey, we’re having twins.”
The husband replies, “Well, we can call the second one RePete.”

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl?
-a blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips.

How does a baby ghost cry?
-“Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!”

A friend asked me if she should have a baby after 40
-I said no, 40 babies are enough.

I sat next to a baby on a 10-hour flight.
-I didn’t think it was possible for someone to cry for 10 hours straight.
Even the baby was impressed I pulled it off.

Where do baby cats learn to swim?
-The kitty pool.

How can you tell if a snake is a baby?
-It has a rattle.

What did the baby in a band play?
-A guitar hooked up to a waaah! waaah! pedal

What social media app helps babies fall asleep by playing long-winded, monotonous conversations?
– Napchat

I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
-With any luck, right after she finishes college.

Why did the baby monster ask his father to stand in the freezer?
-Because he wanted a frozen pop!

What’s a breastfeeding baby’s least favorite holiday?

Who’s bigger? Mrs. Bigger, Mr. Bigger, or their baby?
-Their baby because he’s a little Bigger.

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
-Dayscare centers.

What goes 100mph and bounces up and down?
– A baby tied to the back of a truck.

I think the hospital accidentally switched our babies at birth…
-They’re identical twins, so it’s hard to be sure.

If a baby refuses to go to sleep…
-Is she resisting arrest?

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