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Baby Jokes 👶 in 2022

What did the baby in a band play?
-A guitar hooked up to a waaah! waaah! pedal

How did Batman decorate baby Robin’s crib?
-With a bat mobile.

How does a baby ghost cry?
-“Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!”

A friend asked me if she should have a baby after 40
-I said no, 40 babies are enough.

Where do baby cats learn to swim?
-The kitty pool.

How can you tell if a snake is a baby?
-It has a rattle.

Why did the infant go on a diet?
-She wanted to lose her baby fat.

What’s the difference between a baby and a salad?
-Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.

Why was the baby drop of ink crying?
-His mom was in the pen, and he didn’t know how long her sentence was.

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
-Depends on how hard you throw them.

How did the baby tell her mom she had a wet diaper?
-She sent her a pee-mail.

What social media site is for babies who want to go on playdates?
-Tindergarden

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