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Baby Jokes ๐Ÿ‘ถ in 2021

What did the baby in a band play?
-A guitar hooked up to a waaah! waaah! pedal

How did Batman decorate baby Robinโ€™s crib?
-With a bat mobile.

A couple is having a baby soon.
After learning theyโ€™re having a boy, the husband says, โ€œLetโ€™s name him Pete!โ€
-But the wife says, โ€œHoney, weโ€™re having twins.โ€
The husband replies, โ€œWell, we can call the second one RePete.โ€

What goes 100mph and bounces up and down?
– A baby tied to the back of a truck.

I think the hospital accidentally switched our babies at birthโ€ฆ
-Theyโ€™re identical twins, so itโ€™s hard to be sure.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl?
-a blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips.

How does a baby ghost cry?
-โ€œBoo-hoo! Boo-hoo!โ€

A friend asked me if she should have a baby after 40
-I said no, 40 babies are enough.

I sat next to a baby on a 10-hour flight.
-I didnโ€™t think it was possible for someone to cry for 10 hours straight.
Even the baby was impressed I pulled it off.

Where do baby cats learn to swim?
-The kitty pool.

If a baby refuses to go to sleepโ€ฆ
-Is she resisting arrest?

How can you tell if a snake is a baby?
-It has a rattle.

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