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Mummy jokes 🧟‍♀ in 2024

Why did the mummy refuse to go to the costume party? It didn’t want to be all wrapped up in the crowd.

Why did the mummy go to the theater? To watch the new play, “A Wrinkle in the Wrappings.”

What did the mummy say when it got a compliment? “Thanks, I’ve been wrapped up in myself lately.”

Why did the mummy refuse to play sports? It was afraid of losing its bandages.

What did the mummy say when it was asked about its dream job? “I want to be a wrap superstar.”

What did the mummy say when it got lost? “I think I took a wrong wrap turn.”

Why did the mummy refuse to go to the concert? It didn’t want to get wrapped up in the crowd.

What did the mummy say when it got a haircut? “I’m looking trim in my wrappings.”

What did the mummy say when it was asked about its favorite color? “I love wrap-permint green.”

Why did the mummy refuse to go out in the sun? It didn’t want to get unwrapped.

What did the mummy say when asked about its diet? “I’m on a wrappy meal plan.”

Why did the mummy go to the art museum? To see some ancient wrap-tifacts.

Why did the mummy go to the library? It wanted to check out some wraptivating books.

What did the mummy say when it was asked about its favorite holiday? “I love Wrap-oween.”

Why did the mummy go to the dance party? To show off its wraptastic moves.

Why did the mummy refuse to go to the beach? It was afraid of getting its wraps wet.

What did the mummy say when asked if it was okay? “I’m just hanging in there.”

Why did the mummy go to the restaurant? It heard they had a wrap special.

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