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Mummy jokes 🧟‍♀ in 2025

What did the mummy say when it couldn’t find its bandages? “I’m all wrapped up in this.”

Why did the mummy go to the doctor? It had a case of the wrap sniffles.

Why did the mummy refuse to go to the gym? It didn’t want to get unwrapped in front of everyone.

Why did the mummy go to the gym? To work on its sarcophagus muscles.

What did the mummy say when it was asked about its favorite music? “I love wrap and roll.”

What did the mummy say when it saw a ghost? “Now that’s a wrap!”

Why did the mummy go to the costume store? To get some new wrap-cessories.

Why did the mummy call the doctor? It was feeling tomb-achy.

What did the mummy say when it got a paper cut? “Ouch, that’s a wrap.”

What did the mummy say when it was asked about its favorite TV show? “I love watching The Wrap-entice.”

What did the mummy say when it found out it won the lottery? “I’m going to take a wrap trip.”

Why did the mummy refuse to go on a hike? It was afraid of getting wrapped up in the wilderness.

Why did the mummy refuse to go to the dentist? It was afraid of getting unwrapped by the floss.

What did the mummy say when it was asked about its favorite sport? “I love to watch wrap races.”

What did the mummy say when it got a compliment? “Thanks, I’ve been wrapped up in myself lately.”

Why did the mummy refuse to go to the costume party? It didn’t want to be all wrapped up in the crowd.

Why did the mummy go to the theater? To watch the new play, “A Wrinkle in the Wrappings.”

Why did the mummy refuse to play sports? It was afraid of losing its bandages.

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