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Alligator jokes 🐊 in 2022

What’s better than a crocodile?
– An alli-greator

Did you hear about the gator that became a muslim?
– He was an Allah Gator.

If an alligator lives in a river and thinks he’s a crocodile
– There’s a good chance he’s in da-nile!

What do you call an alligator that takes a rest
– A lying crocodile

What do you call an alligator with compass?
– A Navi-gator.

What do alligators drink before playing baseball?
– Gator-ade.

What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
– A crocodile.

Did you know Alligators can grow up to 15 feet?
– Most only have 4

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator pen at San Diego zoo
– He ate 5 before they could get him out.

Why shouldn’t you play cards with a alligator?
– You’ll lose each hand.

Alligators can grow up to fifteen feet.
– They usually just grow 4 of them though.

Some people like to play croc-quet.

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