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Alligator jokes 🐊 in 2024

What do you call an alligator with compass?
– A Navi-gator.

What’s worse than a big, hungry alligator chasing you?
– Two big, hungry alligators chasing you.

What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
– Goes to a re-tail store.

Billy Bob parked his rig in Florida for a few days before driving back home. He was about to dive into the surf but figured he’d better check out the alligator situation with the townsfolk. “Nope, no gators here,” a local as- sured him.
Billv Bob had swum out 50 led before his
brain kicked in again. “Hey. how come there
ain’t no gators in here?” he yelled back to the
guy onshore.
“Because they’re afraid of the sharks,” came
the reply.

An alligator asked an electric eel, “hey, can I touch you?”
– Electric eel: Yes, but I’d have to charge you.

Why did the alligator cross the road?
– It was going after the chicken.

What do alligators call slow people?
– Dinner.

What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
– Brandy snaps.

What do you call it when your alligator stops doing what it’s told?
– A reptile dysfunction.

One evening an old farmer decided to go down to the pond
– One evening an old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”

The old man frowned, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.” Holding the bucket up he said, “I’m here to feed the alligator.”

Some old men can still think fast.

How does an alligator smell?
– With it’s nose!

What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
– A fumigator.

If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile.

What do you call a mix between a pig and an alligator…
– A baconator

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?
– The spelling and pronunciation.

What’s better than a crocodile?
– An alli-greator

Did you hear about the gator that became a muslim?
– He was an Allah Gator.

If an alligator lives in a river and thinks he’s a crocodile
– There’s a good chance he’s in da-nile!

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