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Choir jokes in 2024

Why did the choir singer go to the bank? To get their “high notes” insured.

Why did the choir director go to the hardware store? To get some “pitch”-forks.

Why did the choir singer bring a parachute on stage? To “fall” into the right note.

Why did the choir singer bring a flashlight on stage? To “shine” a light on the right notes.

Why did the choir singer go to the gym? To work on their “vocal cords.”

What do you call a choir that only sings in the park? The “green-harmonies.”

Why did the choir singer bring a pillow on stage? To “rest” their voice.

Why did the choir singer go to the tailor? To get their “pitch” adjusted.

What do you call a choir that only sings in the forest? The “woodland-harmony” group.

How does a choir warm up? With a round of “do-re-mi-fa-so-la-Ti-do!”

Why did the choir director cross the road? To get to the “altos” on the other side.

What do you call a choir that only sings in the winter? The “snow-tet” choir.

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about the jungle? The “wild-harmonies.”

What do you call a choir that only sings in caves? The “echo-harmonies.”

Why did the choir director go to the toy store? To find some “playful” harmonies.

What do you call a choir that only sings in the haunted house? The “spooky-harmonies.”

What do you call a choir that only sings on boats? The “navy-glee” club.

Why did the choir director go to the optometrist? To get a better “sight-singing.”

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