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Choir jokes in 2025

Why did the choir singer go to the bank? To get their “high notes” insured.

Why did the choir director go to the hardware store? To get some “pitch”-forks.

Why did the choir director cross the road? To get to the “altos” on the other side.

What do you call a choir that only sings in the winter? The “snow-tet” choir.

Why did the choir singer bring a parachute on stage? To “fall” into the right note.

Why did the choir singer bring a flashlight on stage? To “shine” a light on the right notes.

What do you call a choir that only sings in the park? The “green-harmonies.”

Why did the choir singer go to the gym? To work on their “vocal cords.”

Why did the choir singer bring a pillow on stage? To “rest” their voice.

Why did the choir singer go to the tailor? To get their “pitch” adjusted.

What do you call a choir that only sings in the forest? The “woodland-harmony” group.

How does a choir warm up? With a round of “do-re-mi-fa-so-la-Ti-do!”

What do you call a choir that only sings in the dark? The “night-harmonies.”

Why did the choir singer bring a hammer on stage? To “nail” the right notes.

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about vegetables? The “har-monies.”

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about magic? The “enchanting-chorus.”

Why did the choir director go to the farmer’s market? To find some “sharp” notes.

Why did the choir director go to the dollar store? To find some “cheap” music sheets.

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