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Mattress jokes ๐Ÿ› in 2024

Why did the mattress refuse to race? It didn’t want to spring into action!

Why did the mattress refuse to play poker? It didn’t want to deal with the pressure!

Why are mattresses bad at hide and seek? They’re always caught napping!

What’s a mattress’s favorite type of joke? Knock-knocks, they’re a total snooze!

Why don’t mattresses make good secret agents? They’re always undercover!

What’s a mattress’s favorite hobby? Taking naps!

Why don’t mattresses ever run for office? They’re always laying down on the job!

Why are mattresses bad at basketball? They’re always getting dunked on!

How do mattresses stay in shape? By doing bed-presses!

Why don’t mattresses make good doctors? They’re always on call!

Why was the mattress a terrible magician? It always revealed its tricks!

Why did the mattress refuse to go camping? It wasn’t into roughing it!

What did one mattress say to the other at the gym? “Let’s bounce!”

What’s a mattress’s favorite type of weather? Cool and breezy, perfect for sleep!

What do you call a nervous mattress? All wound up!

What’s a mattress’s favorite animal? A bedbug!

Why did the mattress go to school? To get more than a rest-education!

Why was the mattress a bad pilot? It always fell asleep at the wheel!

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