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Engineering Jokes 👷 in 2022

What did the electrical engineer say when he got shocked?
-That hertz.

I was watching a documentary on Chinese engineering.
-They were discussing the Three Gorges Dam on the Yangtze River, the worlds largest hydroelectric dam.

I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.
-It’s Groundbreaking work.

What did the structural engineer say to the architect?
-Nice buttress.

During an engineering class.
-Teacher: “Anyone know what’s holding them together?”
Student: “Suction?”
Teacher: “No. That answer sucked.”

My son wants to be a fan engineer…
-They really blow him away!

Engineers like to Solve Problems but…
-If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own.

Shoot out all your engineer/
-engineering jokes, fellas!

Railroad engineers are great at their jobs.
-They have a lot of training

What’s the difference between an introverted and an extroverted engineer?
-An introverted engineer looks at his shoes when he’s talking to you, an extroverted engineer looks at your shoes when he’s talking to you.

Not mine
-X-Post from stoner engineering.

My dad just told me this one: Two WiFi engineer friends of mine just got married.
-The wedding was ok, but the reception was fantastic!

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