Star Wars jokes ๐ŸŽฅ in 2021

How does Darth Vader like his toast?
-On the dark side.

Why was the droid angry?
-People kept pushing its buttons.

What do you call an invisible droid?
-C-through-PO.

Why didnโ€™t any of Luke Skywalkerโ€™s marriages last?
-He always followed Obi-Wanโ€™s advice: โ€œUse divorce, Luke.โ€

Did you know R2D2 loves to curse?
– They have to bleep out all his words.

How does Wicket get around Endor?
-Ewoks.

What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?
-May the floss be with you.

What do you call five Siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
-A Sith-Kabob.

Why did Chewbacca get sent back down to play minor league baseball?
-He was making too many Wookiee mistakes

What goes, โ€œHa, ha, ha, haaaaโ€ฆ. AGGGHHHH! Thumpโ€?
-An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.

Whatโ€™s the difference between Boba Fett and a time machine operated by Marty McFly?
-Oneโ€™s a Mandalorian, and the otherโ€™s a manned DeLorean.

How did they get between floors on the Death Star?
-In the ele-Vader

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