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Star Wars jokes 🎥 in 2022

What do you call an invisible droid?
-C-through-PO.

How does Darth Vader like his toast?
-On the dark side.

Why was the droid angry?
-People kept pushing its buttons.

Stormtroopers in quarantine are like, “I miss people.”
I’m not too sympathetic
-They always miss people.

What do you call Kenobi triplets?
-Obi-Three.

What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer?
-Time to get a new chronometer.

What did Han Solo say to the waiter who recommended the haddock?
-Never sell me the cods!

Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?
-Wookieeleaks.

What do you call a redneck Star Wars fan?
-Bubba Fett.

What do you call two Han Solos singing together?
-Han Duet.

My wife says she’s leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars.
-I said, “Please don’t go, honey. You’re the Obi-Wan for me.”

How do you stir fry on Endor?
-With an e-wok.

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