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Star Wars jokes 🎥 in 2023

How does Darth Vader like his toast?
-On the dark side.

Why was the droid angry?
-People kept pushing its buttons.

What do you call an invisible droid?

What did Leia’s adoptive parents say when she used to sleepwalk as a child?
-Uh-oh, it’s the rise of Skywalker.

Why do doctors make the best Jedi?
-Because a Jedi must have patience.

How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
-With Ewokie Talkies.

Why was Darth Vader bad at sports?
– He always choked.

I asked my wife to dress up as a bounty hunter from Star Wars.
– I have a Boba fettish.

The Star Wars text crawl walks into a bar.
-“Get outta my pub!” the bartender yells. “We don’t serve your type here.”

Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?
-So it doesn’t Hang Solow.

Does R2D2 have any brothers?
-Nope, only transistors.

How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?
-With a woo-key.

What Star Wars character sells hotdogs?
-Admiral Snackbar.

How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil?
-Since the Sith Grade.

Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?
-The ship might crack up.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday?
-He felt his presents!

Jabba the Hut is fat.
How fat is he?
-He’s so fat, Obi Wan took a closer look and said, “That’s no moon.”

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