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Star Wars jokes 🎥 in 2022

How does Darth Vader like his toast?
-On the dark side.

Why was the droid angry?
-People kept pushing its buttons.

What do you call an invisible droid?
-C-through-PO.

Why didn’t any of Luke Skywalker’s marriages last?
-He always followed Obi-Wan’s advice: “Use divorce, Luke.”

Did you know R2D2 loves to curse?
– They have to bleep out all his words.

How does Wicket get around Endor?
-Ewoks.

What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?
-May the floss be with you.

What do you call five Siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
-A Sith-Kabob.

Why did Chewbacca get sent back down to play minor league baseball?
-He was making too many Wookiee mistakes

What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”?
-An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.

What’s the difference between Boba Fett and a time machine operated by Marty McFly?
-One’s a Mandalorian, and the other’s a manned DeLorean.

How did they get between floors on the Death Star?
-In the ele-Vader

What was Lando’s nickname before he became a skilled pilot?
-Crashdo.

Is BB hungry?
-No, BB-8.

What’s Jar Jar Binks’ favorite meal?
-Miso soup.

What did Leia’s adoptive parents say when she used to sleepwalk as a child?
-Uh-oh, it’s the rise of Skywalker.

Why do doctors make the best Jedi?
-Because a Jedi must have patience.

How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
-With Ewokie Talkies.

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