Pizza Jokes ๐Ÿ• in 2021

Making a deep dish pizza is surprisingly super easy!
-It’s a pizza cake!

I like how my local pizza place cuts my pizza into 6 slices instead of 8
-I can’t finish 8 slices

What pizza do dogs eat?
-Puperoni.

What’s the difference between a musician and a large pizza?
-A large pizza can feed a family of four

Why is 2020 pizza delivery like my ex-girlfriend?
-They both do no-contact orders!

What does an anteater like on its pizza?
-Ant-chovies.

I saw a man cutting a pizza with a smart phone
-I know it’s cutting edge technology but jeez

News: Doctors recommend Pizza and pancake diet for Covid-19 patients
-And all other foods that can fit under the door.

Whatโ€™s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
-The pizza can feed a family of four.

Did you hear about the new pickle pizza?
– Itโ€™s made with a dill-dough

If you canโ€™t decide on what kind of pizza to get,
-youโ€™re indeSLICEsive.

What is a pizzaโ€™s favorite movie?
-Pie hard.

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