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Pizza Jokes 🍕 in 2023

What pizza do dogs eat?

Making a deep dish pizza is surprisingly super easy!
-It’s a pizza cake!

I like how my local pizza place cuts my pizza into 6 slices instead of 8
-I can’t finish 8 slices

What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?
-I never sausage a beautiful face.

[Dumb] What do you call someone who cuts pizza with a machete?
-Chasin Fourcheese

Why did the math book look so sad?
– Because of all of its problems!

How do you fix a broken pizza?
-With tomato paste.

Why do restaurants put pizza in square boxes?
-Because they don’t cut corners.

A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
-“Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”

Why did the topping leave the pizza dough?
-Because it was too kneady!

How can you tell if a customer is a Buddhist?
-They ask you to make them one with everything.

I am a little ambivalent about pizza.
-On the upside, it has some great toppings.

On the downside, it doesn’t.

What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
-Slice to meet you.

A Buddhist walks into a pizza shop
-He says, “Can you make me one with everything?”

I’m saving a bunch of money on pizza delivery.
-When the doorbell rings I answer it completely naked. So far, nobody’s stayed long enough to take my tip

What does an anteater like on its pizza?

What’s the difference between a musician and a large pizza?
-A large pizza can feed a family of four

Why is 2020 pizza delivery like my ex-girlfriend?
-They both do no-contact orders!

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