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Pizza Jokes 🍕 in 2022

Making a deep dish pizza is surprisingly super easy!
-It’s a pizza cake!

I like how my local pizza place cuts my pizza into 6 slices instead of 8
-I can’t finish 8 slices

What pizza do dogs eat?
-Puperoni.

I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD
-It cuts like a knife

What is the best thing to put in a pizza?
-Teeth.

What do you call a sleeping pizza?
-The guy tells him, Since A piZZZZZZa.

Do you want to hear a pizza joke?
-I bet not, its too cheesy.

I used to go to church every week…
– But then they stopped ordering pizza from us.

What does a pizza wear to smell good?
-Calzogne.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s amore
-Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but they only got plane.

Why don’t Macedonians like pizza?
-Too much Greece.

Why did the hipster burn his lips?
-He ate his pizza before it was cool.

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