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Pizza Jokes 🍕 in 2024

What pizza do dogs eat?
-Puperoni.

Making a deep dish pizza is surprisingly super easy!
-It’s a pizza cake!

I like how my local pizza place cuts my pizza into 6 slices instead of 8
-I can’t finish 8 slices

You order one pizza and you love it. Next time you order a pizza and a garlic bread. Before you know it, you’re eating pizzas for every meal and you get withdrawal symptoms if you don’t get one…
-That’s the domino effect…

Thinking about how much weight I’ve put on over the pandemic, I can’t help wishing that I stayed in Britain…
-I’d eat pizza every day and I’d just keep losing pounds.

What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
-You don’t pepper-own-me.

What’s the difference between police officers and pizza delivery drivers?
-Pizza delivery drivers actually face consequences when their jobs aren’t done right.

When a physician was asked if his new diet of pizza and crepes for COVID-19 patients was working
-He said, “I don’t know, but that’s the only food we can get under the door.”

What did the doughnut say to the pizza?
-If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.

I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD
-It cuts like a knife

What is the best thing to put in a pizza?
-Teeth.

What do you call a sleeping pizza?
-The guy tells him, Since A piZZZZZZa.

Do you want to hear a pizza joke?
-I bet not, its too cheesy.

I used to go to church every week…
– But then they stopped ordering pizza from us.

What does a pizza wear to smell good?
-Calzogne.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s amore
-Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but they only got plane.

Why don’t Macedonians like pizza?
-Too much Greece.

Why did the hipster burn his lips?
-He ate his pizza before it was cool.

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