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Pizza Jokes ๐Ÿ• in 2021

Making a deep dish pizza is surprisingly super easy!
-It’s a pizza cake!

I like how my local pizza place cuts my pizza into 6 slices instead of 8
-I can’t finish 8 slices

What pizza do dogs eat?
-Puperoni.

How do you calculate the volume of a pizza with radius Z and height A?
-Pi * Z * Z * A

What do you get if you cross 27 knives and a pizza?
-Little ceaserโ€™s.

Why did Pizza Hut stop delivering pizza to the ghetto?
-Because they were told that Dominoes were always getting played!

I called my wife and told her that I’ll pick up pizza and coke on the way back from work. But it seems she was not happy.
-She still regrets letting me name the kids.

Why do pizza places always deliver the pizza before giving it to you
– They should just avoid putting the liver in the first place

How can you tell if you are in love?
-If they stole a pizza your heart.

I had a goatโ€™s cheese pizza the other day
-He wasnโ€™t happy.

What do Greek people use to cut their pizzas?
-Caesars

I’m eating mostly whole foods lately
-Whole pizzas, whole cheeseburgers, whole tubs of ice creamโ€ฆ

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