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Pizza Jokes 🍕 in 2022

What pizza do dogs eat?
-Puperoni.

I like how my local pizza place cuts my pizza into 6 slices instead of 8
-I can’t finish 8 slices

Making a deep dish pizza is surprisingly super easy!
-It’s a pizza cake!

College student climbs into the back of an Uber and asks the driver “Do you have room up there for a pizza and a six pack’?
-“Sure” said the driver.
So the kid leaned forward and threw up.

Facism and Pizza have one thing in common…
-Italy did it first, now they’re the worst.

Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
-Because they have no body to go with!

What is an epileptic’s favorite pizza place?
– Little Seizures

What’s the difference between two 10″ pizzas and one 14″ pizza?
-One pi

Want to hear a joke about pizza?
-Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

You order one pizza and you love it. Next time you order a pizza and a garlic bread. Before you know it, you’re eating pizzas for every meal and you get withdrawal symptoms if you don’t get one…
-That’s the domino effect…

Thinking about how much weight I’ve put on over the pandemic, I can’t help wishing that I stayed in Britain…
-I’d eat pizza every day and I’d just keep losing pounds.

What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
-You don’t pepper-own-me.

What’s the difference between police officers and pizza delivery drivers?
-Pizza delivery drivers actually face consequences when their jobs aren’t done right.

When a physician was asked if his new diet of pizza and crepes for COVID-19 patients was working
-He said, “I don’t know, but that’s the only food we can get under the door.”

What did the doughnut say to the pizza?
-If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.

I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD
-It cuts like a knife

What is the best thing to put in a pizza?
-Teeth.

What do you call a sleeping pizza?
-The guy tells him, Since A piZZZZZZa.

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