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Crow jokes in 2024

Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.

Two crows were fighting and another crow came and broke it up.
– “Stop carrion on like that,” the third crow said.

What did the nervous crow do?
– The crow proceeded with caw-tion.

Why did the police arrest the crow?
– They had probable caws.

The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween,
– he dressed up as a caw-liflower.

In a society of crows,
– All unsolved crimes are murder mysteries.

Who is a crow’s favorite actor?
– Russell Crow!

Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.

Don’t give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.

What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
– A cereal murder.

A crow got cut in half by a wind turbine.
– ow

Police have begun training Crows to search vehicles.
– It’s easier to search without a warrant because Police Crows always have Just Cawws.

What prompts most crows to commit homicide?
– Caws and effect

My roommate got in trouble with the police because he had two crows in our apartment as pets.
– The cops arrested him for attempted murder.

A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
– However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.

What do you call a room full of crows?
– Crowded.

What is the favorite bread of a crow?
– Crow-issant

You know a crow’s favorite pastry is a crow-nut.

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