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Crow jokes in 2023

Two crows were fighting and another crow came and broke it up.
– “Stop carrion on like that,” the third crow said.

Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.

A crow was arrested during lockdown for trying to organise a get together with many other fellow crows.
– The police said he was arrested for attempted murder.

Who are crows scared of?
– Scarecrows!

Who brings presents for crows on Christmas?
– On Christmas, Santa Caws brings presents for crows.

Holden Cawfield is the crow’s best character from the ’50s.

Ravens fans are so tough….
– they hang out in crowbars.

Did you hear about Russel Crow’s recent problem with cannibalism? At first he expressed shame about consuming a mother of two.
– But upon further consideration he was gladiator.

It’s COVID-19, not CORVID-19. A corvid is of the crow family. 19 crows are not gathering to kill you…
– But if they are… its a murder.

Why is a crow bar the most dangerous place to be?
– There always the scene of a murder.

What did one crow say to the other after the party?
– We were raven

Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.

I thought the wind settled down a bit so I could go for a walk. Then a crow flew past my window.
– Backwards.

What’s a crow’s favorite dessert?
– A pecawn pie.

What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?
– A brand new caw!

Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.

Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around.
– I’m pretty sure I have the corvid.

Did you heard about the zombie crow?
– He wants to eat your grains.

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