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Crow jokes in 2022

Two crows were fighting and another crow came and broke it up.
– “Stop carrion on like that,” the third crow said.

What prompts most crows to commit homicide?
– Caws and effect

My roommate got in trouble with the police because he had two crows in our apartment as pets.
– The cops arrested him for attempted murder.

A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
– However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.

What do you call a room full of crows?
– Crowded.

What is the favorite bread of a crow?
– Crow-issant

You know a crow’s favorite pastry is a crow-nut.

If you eat a bat, you get COVID-19. If you eat a crow, you get
– CORVID-19

The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.

Wanna know how I welcome birds to my home?
– Microwave.

The crows were calling his name…
– Thought Caw.

Why are flights with crows often delayed?
– Because they bring a lot of extra carrion luggage.

The ground staff stopped the raven from hopping on the plane, he had too much carrion.

Why was the crow on the telephone wire?
– To make a long-distance caw.

What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows?
– Murder mysteries.

Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.

For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.

The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard.
– They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.

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