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Bear Jokes ๐Ÿงธ in 2021

What would bears be without bees?
-Ears.

What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
-Bipolar.

How did the polar bear walk in the snow?
-Bear-footed.

Why didnโ€™t the teddy bear want any dessert?
– He was already stuffed.

What’s a bear’s favorite thing to draw?
-A self pawtrait!

Did you know you only need two letters to spell panda?
– You need a P and A.

How do you know when a bear is moving house?
-They put up a ‘fur sale’ sign up.

What is a koalaโ€™s favorite exercise?
-Bearobics.

What do you call a teddy bear and a pig?
– A teddy boar.

What type of socks do bears wear?
-They don’t wear anything! They go bear-foot.

What do you call a bear who practices dentistry?
-A molar bear.

Why didnโ€™t the baby leave his momma?
-Because he couldnโ€™t bear it!

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