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Bear Jokes 🧸 in 2022

How did the polar bear walk in the snow?
-Bear-footed.

What would bears be without bees?
-Ears.

Polar bears are cheap to feed
-they only eat ice.

Why don’t bears eat fast food?
– They can’t catch it!

How did the grizzly walk in the snow?
-Bear footed.

What’s a bear’s favorite after-school activity?
-Cub Scouts!

A panda enjoys watching films because they’re
-in black and white.

What do bears pack in their suitcases?
– Only the bear necessities.

What is a polar bear’s favorite cereal?
– Ice Crispies.

Where do polar bears have to go to vote?
-They drive to the North Poll!

What happens when a bear is in the rain for too long?
-He becomes a drizzly bear.

What kind of car does Yogi bear drive?
-A Furrari.

The two bears had to break up…
– they were polar opposites!

How does a bear get from one place to another?
-On a bear-o-plane.

Why wouldn’t the papa bear use a navigation system in his truck?
-Because he never lost his bearings.

What do you call a bear that jumps and never lands?
-Peter Pan-da.

What is a bear’s favourite thing to do?
– Bear-a-oke!

What is the difference between a panda and a polar bear?
-About 1,000 miles.

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