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Bear Jokes 🧸 in 2024

How does a bear stop a movie?
-They hit the paws button.

What would bears be without bees?
-Ears.

How did the polar bear walk in the snow?
-Bear-footed.

What is a polar bear’s favorite snack?
– Brrrrrittos.

Where do polar bears keep their money?
-In a snow bank.

What do you call a bear that has got soaking wet?
-A drizzly bear.”

What does a teddy bear say when he’s eaten too much?
– I’m stuffed!

Which bear lives next door to you?
-Your neigh-bear.

What do you call a bear with a bad attitude?
– The bearer of bad news.

Why was the little bear so badly behaved?
– Because his Mum panda’d to him!

Why don’t bears eat fast food?
-Because it’s hard for them to catch.

Why do polar bears wear fur coats?
– Because they would look weird in ski jackets.

What is a bear’s favourite drink?
-A Koka-Koala.

How do bears send a letter?
-They use bear mail.

What do grizzlies use in the shower?
-Bear conditioner.

What do teddy bears do all day?
-Stuff!

Why do bears do so badly at school?
-They only the bear minimum.

Why did the bear quit his second job?
– Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.

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