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Bear Jokes ๐Ÿงธ in 2021

What would bears be without bees?

What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?

How did the polar bear walk in the snow?

Why didnโ€™t the teddy bear want any dessert?
– He was already stuffed.

What’s a bear’s favorite thing to draw?
-A self pawtrait!

Did you know you only need two letters to spell panda?
– You need a P and A.

How do you know when a bear is moving house?
-They put up a ‘fur sale’ sign up.

What is a koalaโ€™s favorite exercise?

What do you call a teddy bear and a pig?
– A teddy boar.

What type of socks do bears wear?
-They don’t wear anything! They go bear-foot.

What do you call a bear who practices dentistry?
-A molar bear.

Why didnโ€™t the baby leave his momma?
-Because he couldnโ€™t bear it!

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