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Brick jokes 🧱 in 2022

What’s red and kills people?
– A brick, I don’t know why everyone answers communism.

What weighs more a tonne of bricks or a tonne of feathers
– A tonne of feathers of course, … Because you have to live with what you did to those chickens

What is Donald Trumps favourite song? Another Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd
– Because he don’t need no education….

A girl asks her father a question.
“Daddy, where did I get my name from?”
“Well, Daisy, when you were born, a daisy fell on your head.”
Satisfied, she walks away.
His second daughter walks up to him and asks him the same question.
“Daddy, where did I get my name from?”
“Well, Rose, when you were born, a rose fell on your head.”
Satisfied, she walks away.
“HMDJKGYGD”.
“Oh, hi, Brick.”

What is red and bad for the teeth?
– A Brick

A man’s three daughters are wondering how they got their names.

“Daddy, why is my name Violet?” the first girl asks.

“Because a violet fell on your head when you were born, dear,” her father answers.
“Daddy, why is my name Rose?” the second girl asks.

“Because a rose fell on your head when you were born, dear,” her father answers.

“My favorite color is potato,” the third girl says.

“Shut up, Brick!”

I was pondering why people keep telling me that juggling bricks is a bad idea.
– Then it hit me.

There are three girls, one named Tulip, one named Daisy, and one named Brick.
– One day, three girls and their mom are walking down the street. One is named Tulip, one is named Daisy, and one is named Brick. Tulip asks, “Mommy, why am I named Tulip?”, “Oh, because a bunch of Tulips fell on you when you were born,” Her mom said. “Well, why am I named Daisy?”, “Because a bunch of daisies fell on you when you were born.” Then, Brick says, “yudgwiygfedkugqwidi.”

Three Daughters
One day a girl comes up to her mom and asks her, “Mother, why did you name me Rose?”

“Because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head.”

Her second daughter comes up to her and asks, “Mother, why did you name me Daisy?”

“Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head.”

The third daughter comes up to her and asks, “GHLSARGHLARGHLARG.”

“What did you say Brick?”

What’s the difference between a brick and a red velvet cake?
– Not much, if we’re going off my mother-in-law’s recipe.

What did the brick road say on Thanksgiving?
– Cobble cobble cobble!

What’s the difference between a brick and a ginger?
– Only one of them gets laid!

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