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Brick jokes 🧱 in 2024

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
– A brick to the back of his head should do it.

A drug addict calls the police to report something interesting
The police officer, interested, asks. “What is it?”
The addict responds. “Okay, I-”
The officer interrupts, quickly making sure they’re not on drugs “You’re sober right now, right?”
“Yes, this happened when I was sober too.”
All seems okay to this point. “Okay, go on.”>
“I saw an Italian plumber bump his head on a brick and grow three times his size!”
The officer pauses for a moment and mumbles to himself. “It’s the mushrooms.”

Little Johnny is in class…
and his teacher says; ‘Whoever answers my question right, can go home’. Johnny takes a brick from his bag and throws it through the window. ‘Who did that?!?!’ the teacher yelled. ‘I did sir, can I go home now?’

What did the brick road say on Thanksgiving?
– Cobble cobble cobble!

What’s the difference between a brick and a ginger?
– Only one of them gets laid!

What does a pile of bricks and a fat chick have in common?
– They both probably gonna get laid by some Mexican

Two bricks of salt visit a meat factory…
– And while they are looking down at one of the bone grinders, one of the salt brick accidentally falls down into the machine. The other salt brick watches in panic as his friend gets sucked into the blades and gears. After a while, the salt brick comes out from the other side of the grinding machine, all ground into pieces and powder.

“Oh my god! Are you okay Jimmy?” The salt brick on the top asks.

“Oh yeah I’m fine.”

When I passed through Nevada, all i saw were ho’s. Then in Utah, I didnt see as many, but there were quite a few ho’s if you looked. When I left Salt Lake City, the truth hit me like a brick when I crossed the border…
– Idaho.

A gold brick walks into a bar.
– The bartender says “Au! Get outta here!”

What did the fish say when it ran into the brick wall?
Dam
P.s. sorry if you know this one

If someone got hit by a ton of bricks and survived,
– how would they describe it?

A man says to his psychologist…
“I keep thinking about killing my wife. Sometimes, I even mime out bashing her brains in with a brick”
“I’m absolutely certain that you’re not capable of that” replied the psychologist.
“You’re sure?”
“Yes, judging by what you’ve told me, she’s far too hardheaded for that to work”

What is the difference between you and a brick?
– A brick can get laid.

What is red and bad for your teeth?
– A brick.

There a 502 bricks in a plane, one falls out, how many bricks are left?
501
Hoe do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Open the door, put the elephant in, shut the door
How do put a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door
The lion king invites all the animals to a party, but ones missing, what is it?
The giraffe, he’s still in a fridge.
A girl swims across a crocodile infested river, but she still survives, how?
All the crocodiles are at the party
The girl still dies. How?
She gets hit on the head by a brick falling out of the sky

What do fat women and Bricks have in common?
– They’re both eventually laid by Mexicans

Why wasn’t toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?
– he missed the rains down in africa

Why is my name daisy..
– A baby cow asks her mother why is my name daisy? The mother says Because when you were born a daisy landed on your head. Another baby cow asks why is my name rose? The mother than says again, because when you were born a rose fell on your head. Than you hear DURDUHUEIJWJAI. ..mother cow- shut up brick

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