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Possum jokes in 2024

What did the possum say to the raccoon at the gym? “Don’t drop the weight on me!”

Why did the possum go to a comedy show? It wanted to die laughing!

What did the possum do on its vacation? It went on a “hang gliding” tour!

Why did the possum go to the bakery? It heard the pastries were “to die for”!

Why did the possum go to the art gallery? It had a taste for “dead” still paintings!

Why don’t possums make good secret agents? They always “drop” their cover!

Why did the possum go to a karaoke bar? It wanted to sing its “deadly” tunes!

What did the possum say to its child at night? “Hang your dreams on the stars!”

Why was the possum the life of the party? It always “hung” out with the coolest crowd!

Why did the possum go to a disco? It heard the music was “killing” it on the dance floor!

Why did the possum get a job at a tech company? It wanted to hang out in the cloud!

What did the possum say to the bartender? “I’ll have a dead on arrival, please!”

Why did the possum go to the opera? It heard the music was “dead” good!

Why don’t possums like playing hide and seek? They always play dead and get found out!

Why did the possum join a book club? It wanted to hang out with some literary folks!

What did the possum do at the comedy show? It killed them with laughter!

Why did the possum go to a magic show? It wanted to learn how to disappear!

What do possums do at concerts? They hang around backstage!

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