Titanic jokes 💑🚢🧊🌊 in 2022

Why is Texas like the Titanic
– They both thought they were amazing until a tiny bit of frozen water broken them in half

the world’s best cloud storage service was released today, called Titanic.
– It’s always synching

(This one’s a tad dark… you’ve been warned) What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
– Icy dead people

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic…
He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater…

TIL Scientists were surprised to find
the Titanic’s grand swimming pool still full after 100 years.

What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic have in common?
– The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
– The lobsters in the kitchen.

My Grandfather witnessed what was about to happen to the Titanic firsthand.
He screamed and yelled trying to alert everyone of what was about to happen.

He yelled three more times until it finally happened.

They kicked him out of the theater.

What do the movies The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
– Icy dead people

What do the movies “The Sixth Sense” and “Titanic” have in common?
– Icy dead people.

(This one’s a tad dark… you’ve been warned) What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
– Icy dead people

Historians have proved that people with every zodiac sign survived the sinking of the Titanic…
– Except Leo