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I renamed my iPod The Titanic
– When I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing”.

I’m trying to stream Titanic
– But it keeps syncing

I don’t always make Titanic jokes
– But when I do, I use them to break the ice

Did you know?
– The pool on the Titanic is still filled with water.

My grandfather knew before the titanic sank that it was going to happen.
He kept yelling and telling peope over and over but no one listened. They then threw him out of the theater, he’s not allowed back.

The true reason that the Titanic sank…
– The combined weight of all the time travelers that suddenly appeared onboard.

i can’t imagine what the people of the titanic were thinking when they struck the iceberg
– they probably had a sinking feeling if i had to guess

My Grandad knew that The Titanic was going to sink.
He told every man, woman and child that the ship was going to sink.

They hushed him up.

He shouted “The ship is going to hit an iceberg and sink”

Stiĺl they tried to silence him.

He shouted even louder, “THE TITANIC IS GOING TO HIT A ICEBERG AND SINK!”

That was it! He’d been warned, so they threw him out of the cinema.

My Grandfather warned people the Titanic would sink
No one listened.

But he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theatre

A company made toy Titanics, but they weren’t meant to be used in bathtubs.
– They were made for the sink.

The titanic went down in 60 seconds
– Let that sink in for a minute

Clinton on the Titanic
Reagan, Nixon and Clinton are on the Titanic.

The ship hits the iceberg and sinks slowly.

Everybody starts screaming, panicking, etc.

Reagan shouts: “Women and children first.”

Nixon goes: “Screw the women!”

Clinton replies: “Do you think we have time!?”

Did you hear about the Cop who arrested an innocent Iceberg because he thought it looked like the one that sunk the Titanic?
– He was fired for Glacial Profiling.

My grandpa knew the Titanic was going to sink. He said it loudly countless times…
– Then he got kicked out of the theater.

Mayonnaise
– In 1912, the Titanic sank and everyone still talks about it to this day.

But only weeks after the incident, another ship fell victim to the harsh ocean. This was a large cargo ship that contains various products that were supposed to be delivered to Mexico, among them were sugar, coffee beans, but the bulk of the shipment comprised of mayonnaise. You see, Mexicans love mayonnaise. That’s why when it happened on a sad day in May 5th, the whole mexican wept for the fallen sailors and the delicious products they were supposed to enjoy.

Since then, the day of mourning came to be: >!Sinko De Mayo!<

My grandfather predicted that the Titanic would sink.
– He tried to warn everyone that it was going to sink, but the fools wouldn’t listen. Being the good man that he was, he kept on urging people to heed his warning, right up until he was escorted out of the movie theatre by security.

The band on Titanic looked at each other and said..
– We’re syncing!

My grandfather predicted that the Titanic would sink.
– He tried to warn everyone that it was going to sink, but the fools wouldn’t listen. Being the good man that he was, he kept on urging people to heed his warning, right up until he was escorted out of the movie theatre by security.

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