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Titanic jokes 💑🚢🧊🌊 in 2023

Maybe the Titanic really was a ship of dreams…
– and its dream was to be a submarine.

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
– Half-way

I like to talk about the Titanic whenever i meet someone new
– To break the ice

A man is standing on the bow of the Titanic as it is sinking, holding a glass of whiskey.
– He says: “I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous”

Imagine the Titanic with a Lisp
– It’s unthinkable

My grandfather kept on warning everyone that the titanic was gonna sink, but no one listened to him.
– Finally, they had enough of him and kicked him out the theater.

Why did Titanic leave its date?
– He couldn’t brake the ice

my grandfather knew the Titanic was going to sink and kept yelling for everyone to get off
– he got kicked out of the theater that day

What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
– The lobsters in the kitchen.

When I meet someone new I always try to start a conversation about the Titanic
– Yes, I know. It’s a terrible ice breaker.

What’s a horrible icebreaker?
The titanic

The Titanic disaster happened 106 years ago today…
– Just let that sink in

TIL the pool on the titanic is still filled with water to this day.
– Oh wait…

Did you hear about the Cop who arrested an innocent Iceberg because he thought it looked like the one that sunk the Titanic?
– He was fired for Glacial Profiling.

(This one’s a tad dark… you’ve been warned) What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
– Icy dead people

A magician performs magic tricks on the Titanic before it sinks.
– In the crowd there is a parrot that somehow always knows whats going on.
He pulls a string of hankerchiefs out of his sleeve: “AWCK, he pulls it from his inner pocket!”
He pulls a rabbit out of a hat: “AWCK, A false bottom!”
He saws a girl in half: “AWCK, there are two girls!”

Then disaster strikes, and the ship goes down and only the magician and the parrot are left on a makeshift raft. “AWCK! okay, I give up, how did you make the ship disappear?!”

I was going to tell you guys more jokes about the Titanic passengers
– but I think they’ve gone overboard

How ungrateful people are
– My grandfather tried to warn everyone that the Titanic was going to sink. Besides not believing in him, they also expelled him from the movie theater!

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