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Octopus Jokes ๐Ÿ™ in 2021

What story do octopus parents read to their kids?โ€ฆ
– Octopuss in boots.

What breed of cat has eight legs and loves to swim?
– An octo-pussy cat!

Why do octopuses love camping?
– They sleep in tent-icles!

What is the octopuses favorite shape?โ€ฆ
– An octagon

What did the doctor check on his octopus patient โ€ฆ
– His octopulse.

What is an octopusโ€™s favorite band?โ€ฆ
– Ink Floyd!

What’s a squid’s favourite pudding?
– Octo-pie!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
– โ€ฆ Ten tickles.

Whatโ€™s a squidโ€™s favourite pudding?
– Octo-pie

What do you call an octopus with 2 arms?โ€ฆ
– A Platypus

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
– I don’t know, but it sure can pick strawberries.

What do you call a flying octopus?
– An octocopter!

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