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Toe jokes 👣 in 2024

My friend said he could make some of the best toe jokes; I looked at him and said they were toe-tally bad.

What did Harry say when he stubbed the toe while entering the principal’s chamber?
– Dumb el door.

What do you call a sandwich with toe jam on it?
– It’s a toest.

What do you call a forum based around toe injuries?
– A stubbreddit

What do you call a cow with no toes
– Lac-toes intolerant

For which food item is toe spice a perfect seasoning?
– A toe-fu!

When I went to the doctor with a case of a bad toenail, he prescribed me loads of toe-ma-toe ketchup!

Mr. Frequency always stubs his toe on the furniture.
– Every time he does so he reacts by saying, “Ouch, that Hertz.”

My dad works for a company that focuses on the health of the lower 3/4 of the body, and yesterday he just became the CEO.
– Now he’s the Head of Shoulders, Knees, and Toes!

Why do cowboys always want to die with their boots on?
– So they don’t stub their toes when they kick the bucket.

The waiter dropped our meal and ended up stamping on it in frustration. Whilst the food wasn’t great, it was still a toe-riffic meal experience!

The little toe did not like to talking to another toe that much. He was too into himself and his activities. The others called him in-toe-verted.

Why did half the world disappear when Thanos stubbed his foot?
– Because he snapped.

Can’t move your toe after a bad stub?
– No problem, just call a toetruck.

What did the chromosome say to his sister when she slammed the door on his toe
– Ow my-toe-sis!

What did the man call the bee that had a toe?
– Toby.

My brother wanted to pick up the popcorn that he dropped in the movie theater. I couldn’t help but say, “That leg of yours has been stretched a little toe much in my way brother!”

Why did the toe visit the doctor?
– It wanted to heel.

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