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Toe jokes 👣 in 2024

My mother locked the refrigerator and kept the key hooked on her toe. When I asked her why she said she was trying ‘keytoe’ diet.

Why was the song about toes so good?
– Because it had a great toe-ne to it!

What is the name of the toe that has an ax with him?
– You call him a toe-mahawk!

What fruit do you use to make toe jam?
– You use fruit by the foot

What do Time Clocks like to play?
– Tick Tock Toe.

What should one use to moisturize and define their toes?
– They should use a toe-ner!

Toes love to snack, their favorite snack without a doubt are toerittos.

A kangaroo stubbed his toe and was really angry about it, he was hopping like mad.

When you’re a toe hammer…
– Every problem is a toenail.

Being an elder brother, I feel like I am always toe-ing my younger brother around. So now is the time to make my way out!

When toes went to Japan, visiting Toe-kyo was at the top of their list!

What did the cat do after hitting her foot?
– Nothing, it me-owwwed.

I hate guys who’ve lost part of their foot in an accident
– I’m lack-toes intolerant.

Ya know somedays i can fully touch my toes
– and other days i’m a foot away

How do feet store their memories in life?
– They take a lot of pho-toes.

My vegetarian friend hurt her foot playing sport, I took her for some toe-fu to cheer her up!

What did the mathematician say when he dipped his foot in the pool?
– “I SOHCAHTOEA”.

What do you call it when someone can’t stomach being around a person with less than 10-toes?
– Lack Toes Intolerant

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