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Toe jokes 👣 in 2024

The best way to keep yourself alert at all times is to join ballet because it is the only sport that keeps you on your toes throughout.

Why did the woman leave her ex-army husband with a broken toe after the war?
– Because the woman was lack toes intolerant.

What footwear do astronauts get home during Christmas?
– Missile toe.

It usually makes me happy when I go first in a game…
…Except in tic tac toe.
– Then it makes me cross.

Three cowboys are riding in a truck all dressed head to toe identically who is the smartest?
– The one in the middle because he doesn’t have to drive and doesn’t have to open the gate.

What is the kind of toe that is bad for someone’s health?
– It is a toe-baco!

A dinosaur with a sore toe and foot, should be called an Anklyo-sore-us.

What do you do when the toe gets jammed?
– Put it on toast and eat toe jam.

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
– Men Toes

How do you keep men on their toes?
– Raise the urinals

A breakfast table with a jug of milk on it is a fascinating thing. It has four legs and lacks toes.

What does the doctor call to take care of a sore toe?
– A toe truck.

My girlfriend lost a toe and i dumped her
– I’m lack-toes intolerant

I broke up with my girlfriend after she had her toes accidentally chopped off.
– I guess that makes me lack-toes-intolerant.

Why did God add the little toe onto our feet?
– For the furniture.

The amateur toe played football against a professional and exclaimed “Help, I am toe-tally out of my league!”

What is the special food that the Italian man with the weird toes makes?
– He makes amazing toe-rtellinis!

I’m in the World Thumb Wrestling finals.
– We’ve been deadlocked in competition for the past 15 hours. Given how worn out our thumbs are, the judges have ruled we play sudden death with our big toes.
– This will end in defeet.

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