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Foot jokes, and more specifically toe jokes, can be a funny way to play with kids or will come up during pedicures and many different classes. While they are less common than many other types of jokes that does not make them any less funny, or enjoyable, in the right time and place.
My mother locked the refrigerator and kept the key hooked on her toe. When I asked her why she said she was trying ‘keytoe’ diet.
Why was the song about toes so good?
– Because it had a great toe-ne to it!
What is the name of the toe that has an ax with him?
– You call him a toe-mahawk!
What fruit do you use to make toe jam?
– You use fruit by the foot
What do Time Clocks like to play?
– Tick Tock Toe.
What should one use to moisturize and define their toes?
– They should use a toe-ner!
Toes love to snack, their favorite snack without a doubt are toerittos.
A kangaroo stubbed his toe and was really angry about it, he was hopping like mad.
When you’re a toe hammer…
– Every problem is a toenail.
Being an elder brother, I feel like I am always toe-ing my younger brother around. So now is the time to make my way out!
When toes went to Japan, visiting Toe-kyo was at the top of their list!
What did the cat do after hitting her foot?
– Nothing, it me-owwwed.
I hate guys who’ve lost part of their foot in an accident
– I’m lack-toes intolerant.
Ya know somedays i can fully touch my toes
– and other days i’m a foot away
How do feet store their memories in life?
– They take a lot of pho-toes.
My vegetarian friend hurt her foot playing sport, I took her for some toe-fu to cheer her up!
What did the mathematician say when he dipped his foot in the pool?
– “I SOHCAHTOEA”.
What do you call it when someone can’t stomach being around a person with less than 10-toes?
– Lack Toes Intolerant
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When are Toe Jokes Appropriate?
There are a few key times when the funniest toe jokes are welcome and are likely to be heard. These include during any classes that are teaching about the anatomy of the foot. Along with other science jokes and biology jokes, funny toe jokes will help to lighten the mood but still keep on topic for the class. Other classes that the top toe jokes will be heard in, include massage classes, especially when learning how they are connected to the rest of the body and what the effects of the massage on the foot and toes will be. Also, classes when pedicures and other processes are being taught, as using corny toe jokes can help to improve the mood in the class and will ensure that people are paying attention.Schools will find that there are going to be more silly toe jokes than other places and businesses, as school jokes cover so many different topics and as long as someone finds them funny the kids will share them. Toe jokes for kids are certain to pop up in science class, and some have even been made into songs and puns that help to teach the bones of the foot and how they are connected to the rest of the body. These are important bones and muscles for keeping balance throughout the body, and when the foot or the toes are misaligned, it can lead to knee and hip pain as well as lower back aches.
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Kids will use cute toe jokes as a way to get attention and to share their sense of humor with those around them. They love to talk about things that other people maybe don’t mention, and they like to share new things they learn whether that is how something works, new words, or jokes about any topic at all. Cheesy toe jokes are sure to get the adults around them to laugh and will bring attention to how funny they can be.Teachers will use clean toe jokes to encourage interaction throughout classes, when using Halloween jokes about skeletons or other topics, and even just for some fun at the end of the day. When people all switch to sandals for the summer there are sure to be more funny toe jokes as everyone is showing off their feet.
People who get pedicures a lot, or who are friends with people who do, will find that they use short toe jokes, or silly toe jokes, when they are bringing attention to how pretty they make their feet look. Even those who are doing the pedicures may use their best toe jokes to lighten the mood at the salon or to share some fun with the others. This are often in relation to how a person can feel when their pedicure is done, and how the feet have such an effect on confidence. One liner toe jokes are also likely to come from others who observe the amount of time that is spent doing them to make feet ready for summer, or among friends as they tease each other about their selfcare and primping habits.