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Toe jokes 👣 in 2023

My sister loves to show off her big toe skills by using it to pick up things whilst sitting in one place. Whenever I pass on her favorite snack, I say, “Take your burrrrrr-i-toe!”

Why was the toe swollen and itchy?
– Because it had a severe case of toe-nsilitis!

How does one get used to the idea of toe fungus?
– You let it grow on you.

Why can’t Lebron James stand on his tippy toes?
– He gets no support from his Cavs

Why can’t Lebron James stand on his tippy toes?
– He gets no support from his Cavs

Why was the foot smiling?
– Because it was toe happy to not smile.

When the man hurt his feet while driving, a passerby offered to help him by calling a toe truck.

Are you my pinky toe?
– Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.

I just hit my toe at the table
– My father saw me and asked worried if the table was ok……..

My father has a friend from Spain with a rubber toe. Whenever he comes home, my mother says, “Your friend Roberto is home for dinner.”

Why did Thor’s toe hurt?
– His hammer fell.

What reason did the man give for leaving his son with broken toes?
– “Son I am sorry, but I am lack toes intolerant”.

A man walks into a Psychiatrists office wrapped completely from neck to toe in nothing but plastic wrap…
– The Psychiatrist takes one look at him sighs and says, “Well, I can see your nuts.”

My grandpa hated people with less than 5 toes on each foot
– He was lactose intolerant

Which toes make a great mouth freshener?
– Men-toes.

My father has been working on a foot-controlled keyboard, and today, he finally finished his first pro-toe-type.

What is a frog’s favorite kind of footwear
– ? The open toe-d sandals.

I’ve got a foot fetish, but they have to have all ten toes…
– I’m lack-toes intolerant.

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