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Super Bowl jokes 🏈🏆 in 2022

Anyone see 50 cent perform at the Super Bowl?
– Inflation is real

A Mexican and his Chinese friend are hosting a Super Bowl party
– I wonder who’s bringing the Corona

Why did the coach sign a ghost to the team?
– Because the team needed some team spirit!

Why will it be warmer in the stadium the day after the Super Bowl?
– All the fans will be gone.

How did Lawrence Taylor meet an underage girl through a mutual acquaintance?
– Ben Roethlisberger!

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?
– He turns off the PlayStation.

Congratulations to Jason Pierre Paul
– He’s won a Super Bowl ring for every finger.

What did L.C. Greenwood have stuck in his teeth in Superbowl X?
– A quarterback! (Greenwood hold the record for sacks in a Superbowl with 4 for the Steelers).

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?
– The Dallas Cowboys

Whats more expensive than a Super Bowl Ad?
– Signing Anquan Boldin to a contract extension!

Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
– The fat one brought cereal.

Why do field goal kickers attend ballet lessons?
– So that they can do the splits upright!

Where do players dance after playing in the Superbowl?
– At a foot ball!

How many Atlanta Falcons does it take to change a tire?
– One. Unless it’s a blowout, in which case they all show up.

For a second consecutive year a team competing in the Super Bowl has home field advantage.
– To ensure this doesn’t happen again, all subsequent Super Bowls will be held in Dallas, Texas.

Congratulations to Tom Brady, the first player to be undefeated over 5+ Super Bowls.
– He’s won all 5/7.

Do you know the difference between a dollar bill and the New York Jets?
– Well, you can get four quarters out of a dollar.

Why didn’t the dog want to play in the Super Bowl?
– It was a boxer.

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