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Super Bowl jokes 🏈🏆 in 2024

What do you call a Lions player at the Super Bowl?
– A spectator.

The Patriots asked the Seahawks: “Do you want to win the Super Bowl?”
– The Seahawks replied: “Nah, we’ll pass.”

How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl?
– No one knows, and we may never find out!

Super Bowl Halftime
– At halftime it’s Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0

What kind of sweet treats are Super Bowl footballers served?
– They’re served Super Bowl Sundaes!

What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl?
– The Dallas Cowboys.

What did the composer say about the music at the Super Bowl?
– It’s in half time.

Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?
– Because it’s hard to catch a white bronco in California.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?
– Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Tom Brady retired, but he does so as the GOAT, with 7 Super Bowls, but more importantly, he’s 5x better than Nickelback.
– …he’s a quarterback

A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the Super Bowl.
“It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?”
“Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student.
“Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?”
“Then I’d be a football fan.”

What do Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?
– Turn off the XBox.

So, it’s now officially a week after the Super Bowl, can we please stop with the Super Bowl jokes?
– They’re going right over my head.

According to a new poll 95 percent of people are excited to watch Super bowl.
– The other 5 percent are Browns fans.

Tide has some serious ad time during the superbowl this year
– Must be able to afford it after cornering the teenage snack food market

Ben Roethlisberger and his family are in a moving vehicle whose driving?
– The paramedics!

Is the Super Bowl on tape delay?
– No, it’s LIV.

What’s the same size as a Lombardi trophy but doesn’t weigh anything?
– Simple, it’s a shadow.

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