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Super Bowl jokes 🏈🏆 in 2023

The super bowl is this weekend, don’t forget to bring a jacket because it’s supposed to get cold.
– Luckily, there shouldn’t be any Brees though.

What kind of tea do Super Bowl football players drink?
– Penal (tea)

Why do field goal kickers bring string to the Superbowl?
– Just in case they need to tie the score.

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?
– I’m just here so I won’t get find.

The Patriots asked the Seahawks: “Do you want to win the Super Bowl?”
– The Seahawks replied: “Nah, we’ll pass.”

Why have the Patriots won so many Super Bowls?
– Because the owner really likes a happy ending.

Where do Super Bowl players dance?
– At a foot…ball!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hans.
Hans who?
Hans to the face is a penalty.

What do the Atlanta Falcons and the mailman have in common?
– Neither deliver on Sunday night.

I just don’t understand why everyone is making such a big deal about Eminem kneeling at the Super Bowl…
– He literally said his knees were weak like 2 minutes earlier…

A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the Super Bowl.
“It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?”
“Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student.
“Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?”
“Then I’d be a football fan.”

What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl?
– Sundays.

What is harder for a receiver to catch the faster he runs?
– His breath!

What do you call a Packer fan with a sheep under his arm?
– A pimp.

Did you hear what weather is going to be for Super Bowl LIII?
– Sunny, clear sky with no Brees.

What kind of sweet treats are Super Bowl footballers served?
– They’re served Super Bowl Sundaes!

What runs around the field during the Super Bowl – but never moves?
– A wall

Katie Perry’s halftime show
– was the only time a Lion will be in the Superbowl!

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