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Eye jokes 👁️👁️ in 2023

What was the movie they made on the life story of a man who couldn’t see properly since childhood?
– It was a myopic.

What would you call a deer with no eyes?
– No eye deer.

Why did the phone start wearing glasses?
– Probably because he lost all his contacts.

What do the eyes use every time to communicate with each other?
– They use eye-phones.

Why do doctors say carrots are good for our eyes?
– That’s because nobody has ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
– Fsh.

What did the optometrist tell the judge when he was in court?
– He said, “Iris my case.”

Have you heard about the man that got some salt in his eyes?
– Now it’s become see salt.

Why did the therapist suggest anger management to the eye?
– Because he told her, “Eyelash out whenever Eye’m mad.”

What is it called when you poke your eye while putting on safety goggles?
– Eye-rony!

Today I told an eye joke,
– Apparently nobody had ever heard a cornea joke before

What kind of vision do all the sanitation workers have?
– Bin-ocular vision.

What happened when a man accidentally rubbed some ketchup in his eyes?
– He regretted it in Heinzsight.

Did you hear about the cashier that scanned the eyes of one rude customer with his barcode reader?
– Well, the look on the customer’s face was priceless.

What did the optician decide to name her new eyewear shop?
– She called it, ‘For Eyes’.

Why do beekeepers have such beautiful eyes?
– Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

What would you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
– Still no eye deer.

What did the teacher say to the aspiring eye doctor students?
– He said, “Eye say, you pupils are imposseyeball.”

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