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Eyes are often spoken of as the way to see who a person really is, and they are part of many figures of speech, included in many puns, and often commented on as one of the first things that is noticed about a person. Their position as a focus of attention makes them the root of nearly endless eye jokes.
What was the movie they made on the life story of a man who couldn’t see properly since childhood?
– It was a myopic.
Where would you take one eye that is depressed?
– To a low vision center.
If a man holds a bee in his hand, what does he have in his eye?
– Bee-auty.
Why do eyeballs like to purchase and use new electronics?
– Probably because they are all very eye-tech.
Where do all the rabbits go every time they need their eyes checked? To the hop-ticians.
Why was the golfer crying his eyes out?
– He was going through a rough patch.
Did you hear that the police found the eye case hard to solve?
– Well, still, the police managed to close the lid on it.
How does it feel to wake up every morning?
– It’s an eye-opening experience.
Why should you never put any avocado in your eyes?
– It’s so that you don’t get the guac-oma.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
– “Between you and me, there’s something that smells.”
A man goes to the optometrist for his eye test and is asked what he can see.
“I see empty airports, empty football fields, closed theaters, and closed pubs,” he says.
To which the optometrist replies, “Perfect — you’ve got 2020 vision!”
Guess who I bumped into on my way to the eye doctor!
– >!Everybody!<
What did the cornea say when the eyebrow and the eyelash started fighting again?
– He said, “I retina this is going to go on for a while”.
What would you call an eye doctor who’s wearing a short shirt?
– She’d be a crop-toptometrist
What happens if you have the heart of the lion and the eye of the tiger?
– You’d get called to the circus.
What do you call a penguin with no eye?
– A penguin.
Have you heard about the optometrist that brought his daughter to a chamber?
– She made quite a spectacle of herself.
Why did the teacher decide to quit her job the other day?
– Probably because she was unable to control her pupils.
What device do eyes usually use to listen to music?
– They use eye-pods.
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Eye Doctors
Optometrists and their coworkers and colleagues are the topic of many top eye jokes. Their ability to work around eyes all day and ensure their health and safety makes them vital to society and people throughout the community, and they are often still the source of cheesy eye jokes. These are often created by those who are afraid of eye appointments or who are sensitive about anything touching their eye, who use corny eye jokes to reduce their stress and worry over these appointments.Silly eye jokes about going to get an exam, to having the eye examined, or any portion of the exam are popular with parents easing the discomfort and fear of their children. Eye jokes for kids about the puff of air into the eye or the pictures taken of the back of the eye can make the process feel less intimidating.
Glasses and Contacts
While many glasses jokes or glasses puns are used by others to insult those who need glasses, there are some cute eye jokes about them that are not insulting in any way. Short eye jokes about why people may need glasses can remind kids that there are many others who also need them and that it isn’t a bad thing to wear glasses.Corny eye jokes about them not being able to do their only job are sometimes shared by those who have gotten glasses or contacts and want to make their friends feel comfortable about it. Top eye jokes about contacts almost always involve a reference to poking the eye to put contacts in or out. These can help people to feel better about the process, or in some cases feel more nervous. Coloured contacts that allow people to change their eye colour or add special pupils for costumes or just for fun. These are often the root of hilarious eye jokes, as some of them look very different from the eyes before the contacts. It can attract jokes from friends and family, and especially around Halloween these specialty contacts become more popular and will draw the attention of others.
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Eye Spy is a kid’s game that is the source of many eye jokes for kids, but also is enjoyed by families on vacation and adults on road trips. Playing Eye Spy is a memory that most people have at some point, and it can make time pass more quickly when travelling. Games jokes and travelling jokes are sure to surface during these times as well, along with puns and figures of speech about people who are young at heart and enjoy childhood pastimes. The funniest eye jokes about the game are about how some people will see something easily while others will not notice it right away. This is also true for things that go missing at home.One of the funniest eye jokes is rooted in the joke about mom being able to find things that no one else in the family can. There are several hilarious eye jokes and vision jokes about how people can stand right next to something they have lost and not see it, but their mom will be able to find it in moments. This is perhaps more about attention to detail and focus than it is eyes directly, but it is a funny story that is shared by many, and it seems to be a common occurrence. Why they are able to reach over and pick up things that no one else can find is unknown, and will forever be an unknown, but the ongoing jokes and comments are certain to bring amusement to families well into the future.
Jokes about eyes are common among those who work in the industry, who perform laser or other eye surgeries, who work with glasses and eye exams, and those who are planning to go into the industry. They are humour and bring a laugh to all who hear them, and can help people to share their sense of humour with those around them.