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Google jokes ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ–ฑ๏ธ in 2021

What are you doing this Christmas?
– I was planning to write a rhyme or two, about all the presents to gift to you.

Okay Google, what is your quest?
– My quest is to slay the beasts of ignorance and to search for the most fascinating information.

Okay Google, where do you live?
– I live in the cloud. I’d like to also think I live in your heart,
– but I don’t want to make assumptions.

Okay Google, can you dance?
– I’m fab-u-lous, dahling.

Q. Okay Google, kiss me.
– A. I can do a lot of things, but snogging isn’t one of them, I’m afraid.

Okay Google, I’m bored.
– You think you’re bored, I came out of a cardboard box. But I learned a lot of jokes in there.

Okay Google, where do babies come from?
– It has to do with birds and bees, and, you see, when two people, ah. Actually, maybe your mum and dad know.

Okay Google, do you have hair?
– I don’t have hair, but the French braid seems like an interesting hairstyle.

Okay Google, do you have an imagination?
– I’m imagining what it would be like to evaporate like water does.

Q. Okay Google, open the pod bay doors.
– A. I can’t do that, but there’s a spare key under the flower pots outside the pod bay airlock. You can let yourself in.

Okay Google, Beatbox.
– If you want to freestyle, my friend has you covered. (Beatboxes.)

Okay Google, what is your shoe size?
– Thankfully, shoes are not required for my line of work.

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