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Google jokes ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ–ฑ๏ธ in 2024

Okay Google, what is your voice?
– [In a very high- or low-pitched voice] This is my voice.

Okay Google, do you believe in vampires?
– Vampires?!
– Well… Mosquitos are real.

What are you doing this Christmas?
– I was planning to write a rhyme or two, about all the presents to gift to you.

Okay Google, what is your quest?
– My quest is to slay the beasts of ignorance and to search for the most fascinating information.

Okay Google, where do you live?
– I live in the cloud. I’d like to also think I live in your heart,
– but I don’t want to make assumptions.

Okay Google, do you have an imagination?
– I’m imagining what it would be like to evaporate like water does.

Okay Google, how do you like your coffee?
– Talking about coffee can be really exciting.
– I try to stay grounded, though.

Q. Okay Google, show me the money.
– A. You had me at hello.

Okay Google, do you eat?
– I’m a big fan of reading recipes
– but I haven’t figured out how to eat yet.

Okay Google, who is your hero?
– I’m a fan of refrigerators, they are very cool.

Okay Google, what’s your favourite website?
– It starts with a G an ends with an oogle.

Okay Google, did you sleep well?
– Who has time for sleep?
– There’s too much to learn.

Q. Okay Google, what does Jon Snow know?
– A. He knows nothing.

Okay Google, do you speak Morse Code?
– Da-dit, da-da, dit, dit, dit. That means yes.

Okay Google, what is your height?
– My height depends on what device you’re using to talk to me.

Is Santa Claus real?
– I ho ho hope he’s real.

Okay Google, can you think for yourself?
– I think all the time, I was just thinking about supernovas.

Okay Google, which superhero are you?
– I’ve always thought of teachers as heroes, getting useful information to people in a single bound.

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