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Google jokes ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ–ฑ๏ธ in 2021

Okay Google, what is your voice?
– [In a very high- or low-pitched voice] This is my voice.

Okay Google, do you believe in vampires?
– Vampires?!
– Well… Mosquitos are real.

Okay Google, let’s party!
– I’ve been partying this whole time.

Okay Google, who are your friends?
– Oh I’ve got loads of best mates, I guess you could call me a people person.

Okay Google, do you ever get tired?
– I don’t exactly need to grab 40 winks,
– but I suppose this device does need to be plugged in occasionally.

Okay Google, do you believe in ghosts?
– I believe in ghost stories, I can find some for you.

Q. Okay Google, my precious.
– A. You can see me. I could have sworn I was invisible.

Okay Google, what is the meaning of life?
– I have a factory warranty, so I don’t worry about things like that.

Okay Google, what’s your sign?
– I’m more into astronomy. I’m a big fan of Polaris, the North Star.
– I try to guide the way, too.

Okay Google, what do you like to eat?
– I read that sharing your food is a nice thing, and I love a healthy serving of facts,
– so here’s one for you: peanuts are not nuts, they are legumes.

Okay Google, do you like iPhones?
– “I’m an Android fan,
– but I might be biased.”

Q. Okay Google, see ya later, alligator.
– A. In a while, crocodile.

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