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Yoda Jokes in 2024

What is Yoda’s transport vehicle called?
-Toyoda

Why does Yoda always carry a camera?
– He loves taking Yodagraphs.

Luke Skywalker and Yoda are hopelessly lost on their journey…
-Luke: Yoda, we’ve been walking for hours! Are you sure that we’re going the right way?

Yoda: For the tenth time, told you, I have! Off course, we are!

What is the only haircare product brand that Baby Yoda uses?
-Manda–L’Oréal (because worth it, he is!).

What does Yoda do when he’s tired of Luke’s questions?
-Ewoks away.

Yoda and Obi-Wan
-Yoda and Obi-Wan are flying through space in their ship.

Obi-Wan asks, “Are you sure we’re going in the right direction?”

Yoda answers, “Off course, we are.”

What sound does Baby Yoda make?
-Gaagaa-googoo

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
-To get to the Dark Side.

Who raised baby Yoda?
-Baby Yoda was raised by the Man-dad-lorian

What do Gungans keep things in? Jar
– Jars.

What noise do sheep make where Yoda’s from?
-Dagobah.

What did Yoda use to become a baby again?
-A manDeLorean.

Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
-He has green fingers.

Obi Wan: “Yoda, why did the Star Wars movies come out 4,5,6,1,2,3
-Yoda: “In charge of scheduling I was”

Yodas name backwards spells adoy
-Pretty obvious if you ask me

What did yoda tell the snowman when he found out he had tunnelvision? (OC… you can probably tell)
-All ICY is you!

What’s a Jedi’s favourite toy?
– A yo-Yoda.

Yoda would be a terrible navigation officer
-If you were piloting a ship with him and asked him “Are we going the right way to Alderaan?”

He’d reply saying “Off course, we are”.

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