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Yoda Jokes in 2021

What is Yoda’s transport vehicle called?
-Toyoda

What is the only haircare product brand that Baby Yoda uses?
-Mandaโ€“Lโ€™Orรฉal (because worth it, he is!).

Yoda and Obi-Wan
-Yoda and Obi-Wan are flying through space in their ship.

Obi-Wan asks, “Are you sure we’re going in the right direction?”

Yoda answers, “Off course, we are.”

What does Yoda do when he’s tired of Luke’s questions?
-Ewoks away.

What did Yoda use to become a baby again?
-A manDeLorean.

What noise do sheep make where Yodaโ€™s from?
-Dagobah.

Because Yoda was in charge.
-Why was the joke in the punchline?

What was baby Yoda’s first word
-His second word

Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
-He has green fingers.

Why was Yoda tired of constant Star Wars jokes?
– Because force-d on him, they were all the time.

Yoda would be a terrible navigation officer
-If you were piloting a ship with him and asked him โ€œAre we going the right way to Alderaan?โ€

Heโ€™d reply saying โ€œOff course, we areโ€.

What did yoda tell the snowman when he found out he had tunnelvision? (OC… you can probably tell)
-All ICY is you!

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