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Yoda Jokes in 2023

What is Yoda’s transport vehicle called?

Why does Yoda always carry a camera?
– He loves taking Yodagraphs.

Luke Skywalker and Yoda are hopelessly lost on their journey…
-Luke: Yoda, we’ve been walking for hours! Are you sure that we’re going the right way?

Yoda: For the tenth time, told you, I have! Off course, we are!

What is the only haircare product brand that Baby Yoda uses?
-Manda–L’Oréal (because worth it, he is!).

Yoda and Obi-Wan
-Yoda and Obi-Wan are flying through space in their ship.

Obi-Wan asks, “Are you sure we’re going in the right direction?”

Yoda answers, “Off course, we are.”

What sound does Baby Yoda make?

What does Yoda do when he’s tired of Luke’s questions?
-Ewoks away.

What did Yoda use to become a baby again?
-A manDeLorean.

Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
-He has green fingers.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
-To get to the Dark Side.

Who raised baby Yoda?
-Baby Yoda was raised by the Man-dad-lorian

Yodas name backwards spells adoy
-Pretty obvious if you ask me

What did the Yoda say to his apprentice who kept failing at using the Force?
-Don’t worry, Wan Kenobi perfect!

What is Yoda’s last name?
-Lay Hee Hoo

With all the Mandalorian hype, I had asked my rich uncle for a first edition toy Yoda for Christmas
-But all he gave me was some junky old car. person who gets it.

What do Gungans keep things in? Jar
– Jars.

How did baby Yoda grow to be so old?
-Because he was vaccinated

What noise do sheep make where Yoda’s from?

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