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Spiderman Jokes ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ in 2021

What is Spidermanโ€™s favourite outfit for a formal occasion?
-A class action suit.

Why did Spider-Man get embarrassed?
-His fly was down.

We used to say my Grandad was like Spiderman, not because he was a web-slinging superhero…
-But because he struggled to get out of the bath.

Iโ€™ve just had Spider-Man on the phone.
-Heโ€™s got himself into a bit of a sticky situation again.

What month doesn’t Spider-Man like?
-Ock-tober.

What is Spiderman’s favorite song?
-Dust in the Wind. He can really relate.

What outdoor sport does Spider-Man like?
– Fly fishing.

What is Spider-Manโ€™s favourite weekend day?
-Spun-day.

What do you call a powerless Spider-Man who still jumps from building to building?
-Peter Parkour.

Did you know that the internet was invented by Spiderman?
-That’s why it’s called The World Wide Web.
If it had been invented by Superman, it would be called the World Wide Cape.

What is Spider-Manโ€™s favourite type of TV show?
-A web series.

What did Spider-Man name his son?
-Arachnakid.

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