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Spiderman Jokes 🕷️ in 2022

What is spidermans favorite road?
-Peter parkway.

Why is Spiderman so good at swimming?
-Because he has webbed feet.

What does Spiderman use when he wants to be stealthy?
-The Dark Web

What do you get when you cross Spider-Man with a dog?
-Peter Barker.

What do you get when you cross Spider-Man with a Mediterranean flatbread?
– Pita Parker.

Guess who missed Spiderman Homecoming?
-Uncle Ben.

Why is Spider-Man afraid to go out after dinner?
-He’s afraid of krypto-night.

I wanted to ask Spiderman to connect my TV,
– but I couldn’t find Maguire.

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
– He spent too much time on the web.

Why are Spiderman stickers the stickiest?
-They don’t peel so good.

What is Spiderman’s favourite type of music?
– Swing.

Spiderman (Toby Maguire) wasn’t funny a bit.
-He was always terrible at delivery.

What do you get when you cross Spiderman with a boy who never grows up?
– Peter Pan.

Spiderman gets a job in the CIA. What does the officer tell him?
-Spy-there-man

Why doesn’t Spider Man like to talk to Bruce Wayne?
-Because he has bat breath.

I went to Spider-Man’s wedding.
-It was lovely to see the newly webs.

How is Spider-Man like a toy top?
-He’s always spinning.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?
-Because they heard he’s a web developer

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