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Spiderman Jokes 🕷️ in 2024

What is spidermans favorite road?
-Peter parkway.

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
– He spent too much time on the web.

What is Spiderman’s favourite online music app?

What do you get when you cross Spider-Man with a Mediterranean flatbread?
– Pita Parker.

Guess who missed Spiderman Homecoming?
-Uncle Ben.

Why is Spider-Man afraid to go out after dinner?
-He’s afraid of krypto-night.

I wanted to ask Spiderman to connect my TV,
– but I couldn’t find Maguire.

Why are Spiderman stickers the stickiest?
-They don’t peel so good.

What does Spiderman use when he wants to be stealthy?
-The Dark Web

What do you get when you cross Spider-Man with a dog?
-Peter Barker.

Why is Spiderman so good at swimming?
-Because he has webbed feet.

Why did Spider-Man get embarrassed?
-His fly was down.

I went to watch Spiderman playing baseball.
-He was great at catching flies.

What did Iron Man say to Spider-Man?
– Don’t bug me.

Spiderman began using firearms a few days ago
-Everyone told him that it’s not a good idea but he is sticking to his guns

Why did Spider-Man borrow his parent’s car?
– To take it out for a spin.

What is Spider-Man’s favourite month?

What do you call Spiderman when he sticks his nose in other people’s business?
-Nosy Parker.

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