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Spiderman Jokes 🕷️ in 2024

What is spidermans favorite road?
-Peter parkway.

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
– He spent too much time on the web.

What is Spiderman’s favourite online music app?
-Spot-a-fly.

What do you get when you cross Spider-Man with a Mediterranean flatbread?
– Pita Parker.

Guess who missed Spiderman Homecoming?
-Uncle Ben.

Why is Spider-Man afraid to go out after dinner?
-He’s afraid of krypto-night.

I wanted to ask Spiderman to connect my TV,
– but I couldn’t find Maguire.

Why are Spiderman stickers the stickiest?
-They don’t peel so good.

Why is Spiderman so good at swimming?
-Because he has webbed feet.

Why did Spider-Man get embarrassed?
-His fly was down.

What does Spiderman use when he wants to be stealthy?
-The Dark Web

What do you get when you cross Spider-Man with a dog?
-Peter Barker.

What is Spider-Man’s favourite thing to have with his drink?
-Just-ice.

Why did Spider-Man get an accountant?
-To calculate his net income.

So when Spiderman produces a white sticky substance it’s “cool”
-Why is it whenever I produce a white sticky substance I’m considered a “massive pervert”?

What do you get when you cross Spiderman with an ear of corn?
-Cobwebs.

I’ve nicknamed my grandad Spiderman.
– He doesn’t have any superpowers, he just can’t climb out of the bath.

I’m waiting for Spider-Man to call round.
-He said he’s swing by soon.

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