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Beaver jokes 🦦 in 2024

Where do beavers sleep?
– They sleep on a river bed.

What did the beaver say to the river?
– Meet me around the bend.

What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time?
– “Well, I’ll be dammed.”

Where do beavers keep their money?
– Well, they keep it in the riverbank.

The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver?
– I love you like no otter.

What’s worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?
– A diseased beaver on your organ.

What is a naughty beavers’ favorite type of wood ever?
– Knotty pine.

What did the Canadian beaver reply when someone called him lazy?
– He said the symbol can’t be lazy.

What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver?
– Both have buck teeth.

What did the beaver say to the river?
– You can run but can’t tide.

What did the beaver say to the river?
– You can run but can’t tide.

Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks.
– They have their own waves of working.

Knock Knock!
– Who is there?
– Water.
– Water who?
– Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?

How do beavers use social media?
– They log in.

Why should you never mess with a beaver in the wild?
– Because it’s none of your dam business.

Why are beavers so good in maths?
– They love log’arithms.

Why did the beaver cross the river?
– To get to the other side of the river.

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