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Beaver jokes 🦦 in 2022

Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom?
– Dam right they are.

How did the beaver introduce his wife?
– This is my significant otter.

A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said,
– “Water you waiting for, make haste.”

Why had the beaver left the pond?
– He thought it was too shallow.

Why was the beaver mad
– because no one came to his damn party

The hipster beaver refused to swim in the river.
– He said it was too mainstream.

What does a French beaver call his dam?
– Ma’dame.

Have you heard any riddles about beavers and Timmy?
– No, Timmy was too little to know about the mysteries of beavers.

I was reading on the BBC about a plan to reintroduce beavers to London.
– I’m all for it….I do prefer a bit of grass on the pitch personally.

Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile?
– Because he was a juve’nile.

What did the river ask the beaver?
– “Water you doing today?”

What’s a beaver’s favorite snack?
– Wood chips.

What is a beaver’s favorite snack?
– Wood chips.

What did the beaver find after his home was destroyed by a flood?
– Not a dam thing.

Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes?
– Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.

Beaver jokes can be pretty dam funny.

Why was the beaver dirty?
– He was a recluse beaver who liked to scare people with his smell.

A rabbit and a beaver are looking up at the majesty of the Hoover Dam
And the beaver says to the rabbit
– “Well I didn’t build it but it’s based on my design”

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