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Millennial jokes in 2022

Millennials don’t get this…
– Low college tuition rates.

Baby Boomers: started three wars and a worldwide recession.
– Also Baby Boomers: Why are Millennials so cynical?

A millennial walks into an executives office
– The millennial says “Sir i would like a job.”
The executive replies “Really…. How about $100k a year, corner office and a company car.”
The millennial says “WOW YOU MUST BE JOKING!”

The executive says “yes, but you started it.”

Maybe if there are ping pong tables and endless snacks,
– millennials won’t realize that they’re expected to work 80 hours a week for barely minimum wage.

What’s the difference between my grandpa and a millennial antifa?
– number of white supremacists killed.
god, these millennials are lazy!

I am getting so sick of Millennials and their attitude.
– Always walking around like they rent the place.

How does a Millennial weight themselves?
– In Instagrams

What do you call a bird that likes avocado toast?
– The millennial falcon.

There should be a millennial edition of Monopoly
– where you just walk around the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.

Saw a falcon eating avocado toast.-
– Guess it’s a millennial falcon.

“Before you say that you hate Millennials, consider this:
– All living dogs and cats fall into the Millennial age group.” — ssj14goku.tumblr.com

I’m sick and tired of these millennial weathermen…
– In my day, only the raining champion got an award, but nowadays everyone wants a precipitation trophy.

I’m just a conservative millennial
– I like to party Alt-Night.

Millennials wont get this
– vaccines

If a Millennial dies, they can be eulogized as such:
– “They died doing what they loved. Dying.”

Millennials: Student debt is crippling our generation.
– Person who types with their index fingers and can’t rotate a PDF: I bought my house with three buttons and a carton of Camels in 1974.

Study finds that the most popular fetish among Millennial is…
– Role playing as a couple that owns a house.

Why did the millennial cross the road?
– To stare at his phone on the other side.

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