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Millennial jokes in 2024

Millennials don’t get this…
– Low college tuition rates.

Boomer to a Millennial: “Nothing in life is free.”
– Also boomer to a Millennial: “The job doesn’t pay money, but it pays you in experience.”

GenXer’s, Millennials, Baby Boomers
– **Quarenteens!**

There should be a Millennial version of monopoly,
– where you just travel around the board paying rent and are never able to buy anything.

How Did the Millennial Know Xe Was a Special Snowflake?
– Xe got a precipitation trophy.

So, What do you call a depressed space bird?
– A Millennial Falcon

What do Millennials and Tarzan falling to his death have in common?
– They both have said, “I miss Vine.”

Mohammad bin Salman is 33 making him, technically, a Millennial…
– ..so now Baby Boomers can add “Journalists” to their list of “things Millennials are killing”.

How many millennials does it take to change a light-bulb?
– One, but he has to create a safe-space where the light-bulb can go to avoid being offended that it’s being replaced

85% of Millennials struggle with figuring out the opposite of these words.
– Always
Coming
Take
Me
Down

People say Millennials are entitled…
– But have you ever tried to tell an old lady her coupon has expired?

85% of Millennials struggle with figuring out the opposite of these words.
– Always
Coming
Take
Me
Down

I asked a millennial hipster yoga teacher to leave the room…
– He said: “Nah a ma stay.”

What do you call a narcissistic spaceship?
– The Millennial Falcon

How many millennials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– 100

99 to earn a PhD in electrical engineering and interview for the job, and one to agree to do it for the “experience”.

“There should be a Millennial edition of Monopoly where you just walk around the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.”
– — Twitter: @mutablejoe

My grandpa told me, “You millennials are too dependent on technology…
– .. so I plugged out his life support

What is the best way to measure a Millennial?
– In Instagrams.

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