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Millennial jokes in 2023

Millennials don’t get this…
– Low college tuition rates.

People say Millennials are entitled…
– But have you ever tried to tell an old lady her coupon has expired?

85% of Millennials struggle with figuring out the opposite of these words.
– Always

I asked a millennial hipster yoga teacher to leave the room…
– He said: “Nah a ma stay.”

What do you call a narcissistic spaceship?
– The Millennial Falcon

How many millennials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– 100

99 to earn a PhD in electrical engineering and interview for the job, and one to agree to do it for the “experience”.

“There should be a Millennial edition of Monopoly where you just walk around the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.”
– — Twitter: @mutablejoe

My grandpa told me, “You millennials are too dependent on technology…
– .. so I plugged out his life support

What is the best way to measure a Millennial?
– In Instagrams.

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?
– A Millennial Falcon

Did you hear about the millennial on Wheel of Fortune?
– He tried to rent a vowel.

To all the Millennials who feel stressed out sometimes, try not to worry.
– Just think about the future, where things will be much worse.

Millennial suicide humor
– Never gets old

How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?
– None! We don’t change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

Why do millennials love Animal Crossing?
– Because it allows them to fulfil the dream of buying a house.

Why don’t cannibals like to eat Millennials?
– They’re too salty

What do you call a millennial in a corn field.
– Lost. They’re definitely lost.

Next time someone complains about millennials
– Remind them which generation linoleumed over all those beautiful hard-wood floors.

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