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Millennial jokes in 2022

“Maybe if Millennials spent less on brunch and more on practical physics they could travel to 1974 and afford a house. Just a thought.”
– — @i_zzzzzz

If I had a dollar for every time older people complained about millennials…
– …I could fix the economy they broke.

While we’re at it, millennials might be blamed for killing off some stores, but baby boomers are killing the whole planet,
– so it’s a little uneven…

Why doesn’t Santa have any millennial elves?
– Because there are already enough snowflakes at the North Pole.

What do you call the pilot of the Millennial Falcon?
– Hans YOLO!

Why can’t Millennials take a joke?
– Because the jokes always hit a little too close to their parent’s house.

What do millennial eskimos do Friday night with girls they like?
– Net fish and chill.

What device did God use to communicate with millennials?
– A tablet.

But not from Apple.

millennial superstitions
– If your phone drops in the toilet bowl, you will have seven years of frustrating eyebrows.

[OC] You millennials are always complaining that we ran up trillions of dollars of debt for you. Why can’t you just pull yourselves up by your bootstraps?
– After all, we pulled ourselves up by your bootstraps.

Next time someone complains about Millennials
– Remind them which generation linoleumed over all those beautiful hardwood floors.

Millennials deal with their problems like a dog who’s new bed was stolen by the cat.
– We avoid them and just sleep on the floor until they leave.

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