Little Johnny jokes in 2022

Little Johnny: “I’m not going back to school ever again!”
– Mom: “Why not?”
– Little Johnny: “The teacher doesn’t know a thing, all she does is ask questions!”

Little Johnny went up to his teacher and says: “Miss can I go to the toilet?”
– The Teacher then said: “Only if you say the alphabet, then you can go.”
– Little Johnny: Ok! ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ.
– Teacher: Well done but wheres the P?
– Little Johnny: Half way down my legs.

Teacher: It’s the fourth time you’re late for school this week Johnny! Do you know what that means?! –
– Little Johnny: That it’s Thursday, Miss Bramwell.

Hey guys I’m back just wondering if any one is still on this that wants me to make more

Teacher: “How much is half of 8?”
– Little Johnny: “Up and down or across?”
– Teacher: “What do you mean?”
– Little Johnny: “Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!”

Teacher: “What are you going to be when you get out of school?”
– Little Johnny: “An old man!”

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
– “No,” said his mom, “of course not.”
– Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay, we can play that game again!”

Teacher: “Does anybody know what we call a person who keeps talking when nobody else is interested?”
– Little Johnny: “A teacher miss.”

Mother: “How was math today?”
– Little Johnny: “Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn’t know. Today she asked us again!”

Why did Johnny Depp lose his court case?
– Because he didn’t have Heard immunity

Little Johnny’s new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, “Where’d we get him?”
– His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny.”
– Johnny says, “WOW! I can see why they threw him out!”

Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!” The policeman said, “What’s he like?” Little Johnny replied, “Beer and women!”

Your losing all your friends but never any calories

Little Johnny: “I’m not going back to school ever again!”
– Mom: “Why not?”
– Little Johnny: “The teacher doesn’t know a thing, all she does is ask questions!”

Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Johnny?”
– “Well, my goldfish died,” replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied… “That’s because he’s inside your cat!”

Little Johnny to his mom: “I shot 4 goals at the soccer match today!”
– Mom: “Wonderful, looks like your team won, right?”
– Little Johnny: “Not really, we played 2 – 2.”

Teacher Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before
eating?
L-Johnny No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a
good cook.

Little Johnny wrote: “Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother!”
– Santa wrote back: “Send me your mother …”