Little Johnny jokes in 2022

Little Johnny: “I’m not going back to school ever again!”
– Mom: “Why not?”
– Little Johnny: “The teacher doesn’t know a thing, all she does is ask questions!”

Little Johnny went up to his teacher and says: “Miss can I go to the toilet?”
– The Teacher then said: “Only if you say the alphabet, then you can go.”
– Little Johnny: Ok! ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ.
– Teacher: Well done but wheres the P?
– Little Johnny: Half way down my legs.

Teacher: It’s the fourth time you’re late for school this week Johnny! Do you know what that means?! –
– Little Johnny: That it’s Thursday, Miss Bramwell.

Teacher: “How much is half of 8?”
– Little Johnny: “Up and down or across?”
– Teacher: “What do you mean?”
– Little Johnny: “Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!”

Teacher: “What are you going to be when you get out of school?”
– Little Johnny: “An old man!”

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
– “No,” said his mom, “of course not.”
– Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay, we can play that game again!”

Teacher: “How much is half of 8?”
– Little Johnny: “Up and down or across?”

– Teacher: “What do you mean?”

– Little Johnny: “Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!”

Teacher: “Where does your mother come from?”
– Little Johnny: “Alaska!”
– Teacher: “Don’t worry, I’ll ask her myself!”

Johnny was a chemist, a chemist who’s no more
– What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.” Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms. Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.”

The teacher wrote on the blackboard: “I ain’t had no fun in months.”
– Then asked the class, “How should I correct this sentence?”
– Little Johnny raised his had and said, “Get yourself a girlfriend…”

Teacher: “Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?”
– LIttle Johnny: “At the bottom!”