Little Johnny jokes in 2021

What’s the difference between a baby and a bowling ball
– U can’t use a pitch fork to get the bowling ball out of the truck

Teacher: “If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?”
– Little Johnny: “Big hands!”

Why didn’t Johnny Lawrence’s sensei have any children?
– Irons became so popular in the 1960s that not a single girl had a Kreese in her pants.

Teacher: “Did you parents help you with these homework problems?”
– Little Johnny: “No I got them all wrong by myself!”

Teacher Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
donkey and
stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?
L-Johnny Brotherly love.

A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees.
– “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong
– “Oh Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “for me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grown ups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to believe in!” .

Teacher: “I told you to draw a cow eating some grass but you’ve only drawn the cow?”
– Little Johnny: “Yes, the cow ate all the grass!”

Teacher: “If you had two dollars and you asked your daddy for another dollar, how many dollars would you have in the end?” Without hesitation,
– Johnny answers, “Two dollars.” Teacher isn’t happy, “Come on, Johnny, you don’t know how to count.” Johnny shrugs, “Maybe, but I do know my dad!”

The teacher wrote on the blackboard: “I ain’t had no fun in months.”
– Then asked the class, “How should I correct this sentence?”
– Little Johnny raised his had and replied, “Get yourself a new boyfriend.”

Teacher: “Does anybody know what we call a person who keeps talking when nobody else is interested?”
– Little Johnny: “A teacher miss.”

Mother: “How was math today?”
– Little Johnny: “Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn’t know. Today she asked us again!”

Why did Johnny Depp lose his court case?
– Because he didn’t have Heard immunity