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Canada jokes in 2025

Why do Canadians like to play Monopoly? It’s the only time they like to say “sorry” less!

What do you call a Canadian wolf? A “howl-eh”!

How do you know if a joke is Canadian? It always apologizes for not being funny enough!

What do you call a Canadian joke? An “eh-nekdote”!

Why was the Canadian weather forecast always popular? It never rained on anyone’s parade!

How does a Canadian cat say hello? “Me-eh”!

Why did the Canadian become a gardener? He had a green thumb, eh?

What do you call a Canadian slide? A polite decline!

Why did the Canadian bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

What do you call a Canadian with a map? A ‘chart’eh’ member!

Why did the Canadian join a music band? He heard they were looking for more ‘eh’ flats!

Why don’t Canadians like knock-knock jokes? They always rush to open the door!

Why was the Canadian diet so successful? It was very a-pollogenic!

Why do Canadians always carry a pencil? In case they come across a sketchy situation!

How does a Canadian bee buzz? “Buzz, eh”!

Why do Canadian cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work!

What do you call a fast Canadian? A “speedy Gonzal-eh”!

Why don’t Canadians need a compass? They always follow the politeness north!

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