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Coronavirus Jokes ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ’‰ in 2021

Being quarantined with a talkative childโ€ฆ
-is like having an insane parrot glued to your shoulder

Still no toilet paper in the stores.
-Theyโ€™re wiped out and youโ€™re shit out of luck.

Knock Knock! Whoโ€™s there? Etch
-Ech Who? Bless You!

Since weโ€™re all in quarantineโ€ฆ
– I guess weโ€™ll be making only inside jokes from now on.

A crow was caught recently breaking quarantine laws.
-They charged him with attempted murder.

What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany?
-The wurst-kase scenario.

You know being self quarantined isn’t even that boring
-But I am surprised that there are 7884 grains of rice in one pack, and 7892 in another.

Back in my day, you would cough to cover up a fart.
-Now, with COVID-19, you fart to cover up a cough.

So many coronavirus jokes out there,
-itโ€™s a pundemic.

I just wanted to share what works for me.
-This is just to give me structure and a sense of stability

Iโ€™m not talking to myself,
-Iโ€™m having a parent-teacher conference.

Since quarantine I’ve not had a haircut. Hell, I’ve not even stepped on the scales. So today I decided to weigh myself for the first time in months.
-Who knew hair weighed so much?!

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