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Coronavirus Jokes ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ’‰ in 2022

Knock Knock! Whoโ€™s there? Etch
-Ech Who? Bless You!

Back in my day, you would cough to cover up a fart.
-Now, with COVID-19, you fart to cover up a cough.

Being quarantined with a talkative childโ€ฆ
-is like having an insane parrot glued to your shoulder

Still no toilet paper in the stores.
-Theyโ€™re wiped out and youโ€™re shit out of luck.

Since weโ€™re all in quarantineโ€ฆ
– I guess weโ€™ll be making only inside jokes from now on.

โ€™ll tell you a coronavirus joke now,
-but youโ€™ll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.

Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves.
-Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.

The quarantine has ruined many marriages but mine is still going strong.
-Just the other day I woke up to my beautiful and loving wife holding a pillow tightly over my face to protect me from the coronavirus.

Why donโ€™t chefs find coronavirus jokes funny?
-Theyโ€™re in bad taste.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-Because the chicken behind it didnโ€™t know how to socially distance properly.

Knock knock. Who is there?
-Seriously, donโ€™t touch my door and get back 6 meters to social distance.

You know being self quarantined isn’t even that boring
-But I am surprised that there are 7884 grains of rice in one pack, and 7892 in another.

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