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Santa Jokes 🎅 in 2024

What do you call a cat who works for Santa?
-Santa Claws.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?
-A lost clause!

Who delivers Christmas presents to cats and dogs?
– Santa Paws.

Who is Santa’s least favorite reindeer?
-Rude-olph.

What did Santa name his pet frog?
-Mistletoad.

What’s the difference between a knight and Santa Claus?
-One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh.

What do you call a broke Santa?
-Saint Nickel-less!

Why is the alphabet in the North Pole different than the normal alphabet?
-The North Pole’s alphabet has noel.

What’s Santa’s favorite cereal?
-Corn (snow)Flakes.

What you get when you cross a duck with Santa?
-A Christmas quacker.

Why wouldn’t you want to get into a fight with Santa?
-He has a black belt.

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
-A “Holly” Davidson.

What’s Santa’s favourite type of crisps?
– Kringles!

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as she looked up at the sky?
-“Looks like rain, dear.”

Where does Santa stay on vacation?
-A ho-ho-hotel.

What’s red and green and flies?
– A sleigh-sick Santa.

When someone delivers a package to Santa, what do they do?
-Ring the (jingle) bell.

What do you call an elf who sings?
– A wrapper.

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