Santa Jokes ๐ŸŽ… in 2021

Which of Santaโ€™s friends is the most chill?
-Jack Frost.

Whatโ€™s Santaโ€™s favorite track and field event?
-(North) pole-vaulting.

Where does Santa cash his checks?
-At the snow bank.

Why does Santa Claus always carry that big bag of gifts?
– Thatโ€™s just how he presents himself!

How do elves respond when Santa takes attendance?
– โ€œPresent!โ€

What do Santa and Mrs. Claus play on game night?
– Reindeer games.

What do Santa’s elves learn in school?
– The elf-abet.

Why did Santa and Mrs. Claus extend their garden?
-They love to hoe hoe hoe.

How does Santa take pictures?
-With his Pole-aroid camera.

Who is Santaโ€™s favourite singer?
-Elf-is Presley!

Whoโ€™s Santaโ€™s favorite singer?
– Elfish Presley.

What do a tree farm and salon have in common?
-Trimmings.

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