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Santa Jokes 🎅 in 2022

What’s the difference between a knight and Santa Claus?
-One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh.

What do you call a broke Santa?
-Saint Nickel-less!

Why did Santa and Mrs. Claus extend their garden?
-They love to hoe hoe hoe.

How does Santa take pictures?
-With his Pole-aroid camera.

Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
-Elf-is Presley!

Who’s Santa’s favorite singer?
– Elfish Presley.

What do a tree farm and salon have in common?
-Trimmings.

What’s Santa’s favorite candy?
– Jolly Ranchers.

Why is the alphabet in the North Pole different than the normal alphabet?
-The North Pole’s alphabet has noel.

What’s Santa’s favorite cereal?
-Corn (snow)Flakes.

What you get when you cross a duck with Santa?
-A Christmas quacker.

Why wouldn’t you want to get into a fight with Santa?
-He has a black belt.

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