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Santa Jokes ๐ŸŽ… in 2021

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as she looked up at the sky?
-โ€œLooks like rain, dear.โ€

Where does Santa stay on vacation?
-A ho-ho-hotel.

What’s red and green and flies?
– A sleigh-sick Santa.

When someone delivers a package to Santa, what do they do?
-Ring the (jingle) bell.

What do you call an elf who sings?
– A wrapper.

What do you call a cat who works for Santa?
-Santa Claws.

What smells the most in Santaโ€™s sleigh?
-Santaโ€™s nose.

Why was Santa’s little helper so sad?
– He had low elf-esteem.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?
-A lost clause!

How do Santaโ€™s clothes stay so clean?
-He washes them with (Yule)Tide.

Who automatically gets added to the nice list?
– Anyone who cleans their chimney.

Who delivers Christmas presents to cats and dogs?
– Santa Paws.

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