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Santa Jokes 🎅 in 2023

What’s the difference between a knight and Santa Claus?
-One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh.

What do you call a broke Santa?
-Saint Nickel-less!

What smells the most in Santa’s sleigh?
-Santa’s nose.

Why was Santa’s little helper so sad?
– He had low elf-esteem.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?
-A lost clause!

How do Santa’s clothes stay so clean?
-He washes them with (Yule)Tide.

Who automatically gets added to the nice list?
– Anyone who cleans their chimney.

Who delivers Christmas presents to cats and dogs?
– Santa Paws.

What breakfast do Santa and his wife like to eat together?
– Mistle-toast.

What kind of bread has Santa been making during COVID-19 quarantine?

What did the
Ocean say to santa
-Nothing it just waved

What does Santa pack when he goes on a tropical getaway?
-A red suit.

Who is Santa’s least favorite reindeer?

What is Santa’s drag name?
-Sleigh Queen!

Why are elves such great motivational speakers?
-They have plenty of elf-confidence.

What name does Santa use to check-in at hotels on beach vacations?
-Sandy Claus.

What’s big and jolly and says, “Oh, oh, oh”?
– Santa Claus walking backwards.

What does Santa say on the night of Christmas?
– “Time to hit the sack!”

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