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Santa Jokes 🎅 in 2022

What’s the difference between a knight and Santa Claus?
-One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh.

What do you call a broke Santa?
-Saint Nickel-less!

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as she looked up at the sky?
-“Looks like rain, dear.”

Where does Santa stay on vacation?
-A ho-ho-hotel.

What’s red and green and flies?
– A sleigh-sick Santa.

When someone delivers a package to Santa, what do they do?
-Ring the (jingle) bell.

What do you call an elf who sings?
– A wrapper.

What do you call a cat who works for Santa?
-Santa Claws.

What smells the most in Santa’s sleigh?
-Santa’s nose.

Why was Santa’s little helper so sad?
– He had low elf-esteem.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?
-A lost clause!

How do Santa’s clothes stay so clean?
-He washes them with (Yule)Tide.

Who automatically gets added to the nice list?
– Anyone who cleans their chimney.

Who delivers Christmas presents to cats and dogs?
– Santa Paws.

What breakfast do Santa and his wife like to eat together?
– Mistle-toast.

What kind of bread has Santa been making during COVID-19 quarantine?
-Gingerbread.

What did the
Ocean say to santa
-Nothing it just waved

What does Santa pack when he goes on a tropical getaway?
-A red suit.

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