Santa may be one of the most loved characters for children and some adults, creating and spreading the magic of Christmas, but there is no shortage of funny Santa jokes especially around the holidays. Jolly Santa is the fodder of jokes for people of all ages and that is not likely to end any time soon.
What’s the difference between a knight and Santa Claus?
-One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh.
What do you call a broke Santa?
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as she looked up at the sky?
-“Looks like rain, dear.”
Where does Santa stay on vacation?
What’s red and green and flies?
– A sleigh-sick Santa.
When someone delivers a package to Santa, what do they do?
-Ring the (jingle) bell.
What do you call an elf who sings?
– A wrapper.
What do you call a cat who works for Santa?
What smells the most in Santa’s sleigh?
Why was Santa’s little helper so sad?
– He had low elf-esteem.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?
-A lost clause!
How do Santa’s clothes stay so clean?
-He washes them with (Yule)Tide.
Who automatically gets added to the nice list?
– Anyone who cleans their chimney.
Who delivers Christmas presents to cats and dogs?
– Santa Paws.
What breakfast do Santa and his wife like to eat together?
What kind of bread has Santa been making during COVID-19 quarantine?
What did the
Ocean say to santa
-Nothing it just waved
What does Santa pack when he goes on a tropical getaway?
-A red suit.
Santa & his helpers
Some funny Santa jokes are written by the kids who adore him the most, and the Santa jokes for kids are always worth a laugh. Even if they are not actually funny it is funny when the kids say them, so it brings a laugh anyway. While there are many clean Santa jokes there are also those that are intended for adults and may not be so clean or may have adult content.
With his full range of elves and reindeer, as well as making it around the world in one night, there are many jokes to be made about Santa and his life, some cute Santa jokes can even include his wife or his hot chocolate drinking. Santa’s eating habits have led to many corny Santa jokes and there is always some hilarious Santa jokes about his eating habits and all those cookies, even some short Santa jokes about his traveling and his shape.
Santa and His Reindeer Jokes
Some of the funniest Santa jokes are about Santa and his favourite reindeer. These can be songs or one liner Santa jokes, or any other form of joke about his driving reindeer or their flying, there are many jokes to be made about the isolation at the North pole and the snow and weather. The reindeer themselves are fun for creating short stories about and getting a laugh, as they rest all year to fly for one day, they certainly have plenty of time to get in trouble or cause some hassles around the house. Surely these reindeer have become household names not only through the endearing stories but also the top Santa jokes that involve his 8 reindeer.
Silly Santa jokes can certainly be based around his set of elves and how the work all year to make toys. They have been almost as long as Santa himself and are often talked about for their building abilities and how hard they work, but also how they might pass the time. Singing or dancing, maybe they play pranks, the best Santa jokes are about him and his elf friends playing around at the workshop and the games they invent. These elves always have silly shoes and colour outfits, certain to bring a smile to the faces of most children.
or even Christmas in July these become very popular as there are pictures of elves of all kinds everywhere, and the Elf movie certainly added many more. As a different representation of an elf then any other it attracted a lot of attention and has it’s own set of jokes that are made at the expense of the movie and it’s characters.
Why Are Santa Jokes Funny?
There is so much left to the imagination and so many version of the north pole, Santa, his elves and his reindeer, even his family, and the unknown is often great fodder for jokes. They can not be proven wrong, but they can not be proven correct either, so they are made into funny stories, songs, and all the top Santa jokes. People use their imaginations to fill in the blanks where so much is unknown, and this leads to many of the tales and jokes that we now have. If they were true they would be less funny, but if there was no chance that they could be they would also be less amusing, but the mix of unknown and imagination creates many funny tales around the world.