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Geometry jokes 📐 in 2022

What was the reaction of the geometry teacher when he saw that his pet parrot had gone?
– He said, “Polygon!”

Why did the math teacher reject the job offer?
– Because he was being offered to make four figures, but he wanted to make six figures!

Why couldn’t the polygon play in the big game?
– He hurt his quadrilateral.

Why do inches obey yardsticks?
– It was their ruler.

A schoolmate paid me today, after I’d been helping him with geometry for a year…
– We’re square now

In geometry, what is the one shape that you can attain perfectly only after plenty of attempts?
– The shape is the tryangle!

In which government building, are geometry buffs and mathematicians employed?
– They all go to work at the Pentagon!

What do you call more than two L’s in geometry?
– A Parallel

Which shape is best for catching flies?
– A trapezoid.

Rick is sitting in his bar in Casablanca, enjoying the sublime beauty of geometry…
– He raises his glass and says, “Here’s looking at Euclid.”

Why was the teacher taking longer than usual to explain circles?
– Because he was continuously going off on a tangent.

Why had the obtuse angle visited the beach on a sunny day?
– Because the temperature was well over 90 degrees!

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