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Geometry jokes 📐 in 2024

What could the acorn say when it finally had grown up?
– It said, “Geom-e-tree!”

Why did the student not want to do geometry classes despite loving calculus and trigonometry?
– Because that is where he drew the line!

What do they call the longest side of a right triangle in the forest?
– A Hypoten-Moose!

What do you call an adorable angle?
– Acute angle

Why was Yoda bad at geometry?
– Because to him there are no triangles, only do-or-do-not-angles

What was the public transport vehicle that the mathematician took to come to work?
– He would always take the rhombus!

Why did the geometry tell that geometry had changed and influences his life?
– This was because, as we all know, geometry shapes all our lives!

What did the geometry teacher say when his parrot went missing?
– Polygon

Why couldn’t the triangles weigh themselves?
– They had to find their scale.

Worst Geometry Joke I Know
– When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

In the Kingdom of Geometry, who is the King?
– Why, of course, they have a great ruler!

What would you say if Dwayne Johnson held a globe in his hand? We would say that this is an example of rock and roll!

What do you call a large, ferocious cat in Africa?
– A Line

Geometry teachers are oddly obsessed with communism
– they are always talking about marks and angles

When the doctor asked the obtuse angle the reason behind its sadness, what did it say?
– It said, “I am sad because I can never be right!”

What did the teacher tell the student who hated geometry?
– He advised him to look at geometry from a different angle!

What do you get when you cross geometry with McDonald’s?
– A plane cheeseburger.

Where can you buy a ruler that is three feet long?
– At a yard sale.

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