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Fungi jokes 🍄 in 2022
Why does the fungus always win the argument?
– Because they don’t leave mushroom for debate.
What did the mushroom say when he needed a little more time?
– Amanita minute.
What is a mushroom’s favourite hobby?
What did the girl mushroom say to the boy mushroom?
– You’re a fungi (fun guy).
What’s the world’s biggest mushroom competition?
– The champignon’s league.
I went to the mycologists convention, but there was too much shiitake.
What is Harry Potter’s favourite type of mushroom?
– Magic mushrooms!
Did you hear the joke about fungus?
– You won’t like it, but it will grow on you.
I had this long fungi joke, but I don’t have enough shroom to type it.
What did the Eukaryote become when he realized he wasn’t a fungi, plant, or animal?
– A Protist-er.
What do you call a Fungi who doesn’t believe in God?
What do you call a fungi that makes music?
– A decomposer.