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Fungi jokes 🍄 in 2023

Two leprechauns are in the forest and one starts eating mushrooms, so the other one says to him, “Are you having fun, Gus?”

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
– Because he was a fungi!

What did the teacher say about the student’s attempt at making pizza?
– There’s so mushroom for improvement.

What’s the difference between stormtroopers having a party and mushrooms being picked? One’s bad guys having a fun time, the other’s fungi having a bad time.

Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball?
– Chanterella!

If I had to choose to hang out with either Mario, Luigi or Toad. I’d pick Toad.
– He seems like a fungi.

How much room does a fungi need to grow?
– As mushroom as possible.

All mushrooms are edible, but some mushrooms are only edible once.

Why couldn’t the mushroom get into the over 18’s disco?
– He wasn’t mould enough!

What does a mushroom sit on?
– A toadstool.

How can Psathyrella aquatica survive underwater?
– They’ve got gills!

Mushrooms are the most virtuous of fungi…
– they have the best morels.

What’s a vampire’s favourite soup?
– Scream of mushroom.

What is a mushrooms favorite thing to bring camping?
– S’pores.

I didn’t used to like mushrooms, but after a while they grew on me.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mush who?
Mushroom in there?

What room has no doors, walls, or floor?
– A mushroom.

What is the world’s deadliest fungus?
– A mushroom with an axe!

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