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Fungi jokes 🍄 in 2024

Two leprechauns are in the forest and one starts eating mushrooms, so the other one says to him, “Are you having fun, Gus?”

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
– Because he was a fungi!

What’s the only room in your house you can’t go into?
– A mushroom.

Why do Toadstools grow so close together?
– They don’t need Mushroom.

What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel?
– A shroom with a view, please!

How do you get into the mushroom?
– Ring the porta-bella.

Why do toadstools grow so near each other?
– They don’t need mushroom.

Why did the mushroom hate going to school?
– Because it was always so sporing.

What does the mushroom order from the fish and chip shop?
– Mushy peas!

What made the mushroom farmer a good person?
– He had really good morels.

Whilst traveling in Europe, I saw a group of men dressed as mushrooms performing Queen covers. I told them they were talented, and asked what their band was called. They replied ‘We are the Champignons, my friend.’

Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom?
– Because shiitake too much!

I would make a fungi fun-guy joke…
…but those are overused. Too bad there isn’t mushroom for other fungus jokes.

Where do mushrooms go for a night out?
– Salad bars.

I didn’t like mushrooms at first, but now they’re growing on me.

Why did the fungi family have to get rid of their old toilet?
– Because there wasn’t enough flush-room!

How does a mushroom clean its house?
– With a mush-broom.

A man goes to the doctor’s with a carrot in one ear, a stick of celery in the other and a mushroom up his nose. “Doctor,” says the man, “I’m in terrible shape. What can I do?”
And the doctor says, “You need to start eating more sensibly.”

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