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Fungi jokes 🍄 in 2023

Two leprechauns are in the forest and one starts eating mushrooms, so the other one says to him, “Are you having fun, Gus?”

Who would be the best food to hang out with, a strawberry, a banana or a mushroom?
– A mushroom of course, because he’s a fungi.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fun.
Fun who?
Fungi! (Fun guy!)

How do you kill an angel?
– With an amanita virosa.

What platform do mushrooms use for their video conferences?
– Zhroom!

What kind of room has no doors or windows?
– A mush-room.

What’s an airplanes favorite mushroom?
– Air-portabela.

Where do baby mushrooms grow before they are born?
– In the mushwomb!

What happened to the fungi who moved into a New York apartment?
– He didn’t have mush-room

What’s the only room in your house you can’t go into?
– A mushroom.

Why do Toadstools grow so close together?
– They don’t need Mushroom.

What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel?
– A shroom with a view, please!

How do you get into the mushroom?
– Ring the porta-bella.

Why do toadstools grow so near each other?
– They don’t need mushroom.

Why did the mushroom hate going to school?
– Because it was always so sporing.

What does the mushroom order from the fish and chip shop?
– Mushy peas!

What made the mushroom farmer a good person?
– He had really good morels.

Whilst traveling in Europe, I saw a group of men dressed as mushrooms performing Queen covers. I told them they were talented, and asked what their band was called. They replied ‘We are the Champignons, my friend.’

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