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Urology jokes 👨‍⚕ in 2024

Why did the urologist break up with his girlfriend? She was too much of a kidney-stone.

What do you call a urologist who loves to play chess? A pee-on the board.

What did the urologist say when he saw the patient with a UTI? “Looks like your pee-mentum is slowing down.”

Why did the urologist wear a coat to work? Because it was his pee coat.

Why did the urologist become a painter? He wanted to express himself through pee-ntings.

What did the urologist say when he saw the kidney stone come out? “That’s a relief!”

What did the urologist say when he saw the patient with a prostate problem? “Don’t worry, we’ll get to the root of the pee-blem.”

How did the urologist propose to his girlfriend? He said, “Will you be my urethra?”

Why did the urologist become a farmer? He wanted to grow some pee pods.

Why did the urologist become an athlete? He wanted to excel in pee-formance.

What did the urologist say when he saw the kidney stone in the x-ray? “That’s just a little rock ‘n roll in there!”

What do you call a urologist who loves to play golf? A pee-putter.

Why did the urologist become a race car driver? He liked to go full pee-dal.

Why did the urologist become a scientist? He wanted to discover new ways to treat pee-related diseases.

Why did the urologist go to jail? He was caught peeing in public.

What did the urologist say when he saw the kidney stone passing through the ureter? “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for pee-kind.”

What do you call a urologist who loves to play badminton? A pee-shuttlecock.

Why did the urologist become a pilot? He wanted to fly solo.

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