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Hunting jokes in 2022

What do you get a hunter for his birthday?
– A birthday pheasant.

Why did the man decide to quit his old job and go hunting full time?
– Because he heard deer hunters get huge bucks!

What was the hunter waiting for so eagerly to celebrate with his family?
– Buck Friday.

What would you name a not so clever omnivore?
– Meathead!

A guy was hunting with his buddy …
– “Hey man I can see your house from here and your wife is cheating on you!”

– “I have had enough of her, shot her in the head shot him in the balls.”

– “I can get both in one shot.”

Sherlock Holmes and Watson are out hunting. Watson has a buck in his sights, when holmes throws a rock near it, and, frightened, it runs away.
– “What the hell was that?!”
– He asks. Holmes looks at him for a second..
– It sedimentary. My deer, Watson.

A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool

What is the Native American word for vegetarian?
– “Poor hunter!”

What does a hunter think of deer fanatics?
– That they are such dear people.

Which is one of the most favorite movies of the deer hunter?
– Fawn-tasia 2000.

How did the penny hunting go?
– It went cent by cent.

How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
– By shooting stars

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