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Hunting jokes in 2024

Why did the hunter miss his mark?
– He was not aiming deerectly for it.

How did the hunter operate his computer?
– Through his moose.

One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there. Where are the others?

– They’re in his freezer.

What is a hunters favorite game?
– Duck Duck Goose.

What did the deer with the gloves say to the hunter?
– He said, ” I will fight with you with my bear hands.”

What software do hunters use for designing and hunting their prey?
– The a-doe-be illustrator.

Why was the hunter’s hunting considered so weak?
– Because he took a fowl shot.

What did the hunter do with the horse to calm him?
– He made him a pony-tail.

How did the hunters manage to hunt so many birds when it was raining?
– Because it was fowl weather!

What did one deer say to another during hunting season?
– She said, “Just save your life, dear.”

At what time did the hunters wake up to hunt all the ducks?
– Quack of dawn.

How did the hunter accidentally lose money in one day?
– He accidentally shot a cash cow.

What was written on the hunting board?
– “Bear left.”

When house hunting I look for a place where the people next door are successful at selling stolen items
– Good fences make for good neighbors

The Inca people were one of the few who ever mastered hunting with owls, much like traditional falconry.
– Legend says they learned calls to communicate with the intelligent birds, even to the point of planning attack strategies ahead of time.

– And that’s where we get the term Inca-hoots.

What do you call a hunter who can’t stop duck hunting?
– A quackhead.

What was the vampire hunters’ meeting about?
– They wanted to know about the town’s stake-holders.

What did the big game hunters give their kids as presents?
– Stuffed deer.

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