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Witch jokes 🔮🧹 in 2024

What do you call a witch who is pretty and friendly?
– A failure.

What noise do witches’ cereals make?
– Snap, cackle, and pop.

What do you call a witch who keeps crashing her brooms?
– A wreckless hag.

What do you call a lie told by a skeleton?
– A little fib-ula.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
– A sand-witch.

Why do witches have naps?
– They need to rest for a spell.

Who’s a witch’s favorite movie director?
– Steven Spellberg.

What is a little witch’s favorite subject in school?
– Spell-ing.

How does a witch tell the time?
– She looks at her witch-watch!

Why did the witch give up fortune-telling?
– She saw no future in it.

What sign was posted in the witches’ parking lot?
– Violators will be toad.

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
– It’s time to go sweep.

What did the vampire say to his victim?
– It’s been nice gnawing you.

What kind of medicine do witches use on their warts?
– I don’t know, but it’s not working.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?
– Every time she sneezed she blew her hat off.

What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
– “Witch way to the Halloween party?”

Why did the witch’s team lose the cricket game?
– Their bats flew away.

Why did the pirate buy his earring at the dollar store?
– Because he only wanted to pay a buck-an-ear.

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