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Witch jokes 🔮🧹 in 2024

Why did the witch give up fortune-telling?
– She saw no future in it.

What sign was posted in the witches’ parking lot?
– Violators will be toad.

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
– It’s time to go sweep.

What did the vampire say to his victim?
– It’s been nice gnawing you.

What kind of medicine do witches use on their warts?
– I don’t know, but it’s not working.

What story do little witches like to hear at bedtime?
– Ghoul-di-locks and the Three Scares.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?
– Every time she sneezed she blew her hat off.

What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
– “Witch way to the Halloween party?”

Why did the witch’s team lose the cricket game?
– Their bats flew away.

Why did the pirate buy his earring at the dollar store?
– Because he only wanted to pay a buck-an-ear.

Why do witches wear name tags?
– So they know which witch is witch.

What is a witch’s favorite TV show?
– Game of crones.

Why did the witch give up fortune-telling?
– Because there was no future in it.

What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?
– Broom-mates!

What’s the problem with twin witches?
– You can never tell witch is witch.

What do you learn in witch school?
– Spelling.

What do you call a fast broomstick?
– A vroom-stick.

Why do little vampires look forward to school lunches?
– Because they know they won’t get stake.

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