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Witch jokes 🔮🧹 in 2024

What happened to the witch who was naughty at school?
– She was ex-spelled.

What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
– Rags to witches story.

Why did the witch put her broomstick inside the washing machine?
– She wanted a clean sweep.

What does a pirate look for although it’s always right behind him?
– His booty.

How do witches on broomsticks drink their hot tea?
– Very carefully!

What does a witch get when she’s in a hotel?
– Broom service.

Have you heard about the good weather witch?
– She’s only anticipating sunny spells.

What did the witch serve her friends who dropped in at dinner time?
– Potluck.

What do you call a witch’s garage?
– A broom closet.

What’s a witch’s favourite funfair ride?
– The scary-go-round.

Why couldn’t the little witch read her spellbook?
– It was written in curse-ive.

What does the little witch use to bake her birthday cake?
– The easy bake coven.

Who did Dracula take out on a date?
– His ghoul friend.

What is evil, ugly and bounces?
– A witch on a pogo broom.

Have you heard about the good weather witch?
– She keeps forecasting sunny spells.

Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
– Because they provided broom service!

What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
– A cat-alog.

What do witches put on their hair?
– Scare spray!

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