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Witch jokes 🔮🧹 in 2022

What’s a witch’s favourite funfair ride?
– The scary-go-round.

Why couldn’t the little witch read her spellbook?
– It was written in curse-ive.

What does the little witch use to bake her birthday cake?
– The easy bake coven.

Who did Dracula take out on a date?
– His ghoul friend.

What is evil, ugly and bounces?
– A witch on a pogo broom.

Have you heard about the good weather witch?
– She keeps forecasting sunny spells.

Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
– Because they provided broom service!

What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
– A cat-alog.

What do witches put on their hair?
– Scare spray!

How do you make a witch float?
– Root beer, one scoop of ice cream, and one witch.

What did one witch say to the other when she was offered a lift?
– There’s always broom for one more.

Why are witches good at farming?
– Because they love occult-ivation.

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