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Witch jokes 🔮🧹 in 2023

Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
– The light’s witch.

Why was the illiterate witch kicked out of her coven?
– It was because she couldn’t spell.

What is Dracula’s favorite place in New York City? A)
– The Vampire State Building

What do witches get when their shoes are too tight?
– Candy corns.

What do witches put on their bagels?
– Scream cheese.

What do witches put on their bagels?
– Scream cheese.

How do you find out if a witch is carrying a bomb?
– You hear her brooms tick.

Why don’t skeletons like to go to parties?
– Because they have no body to dance with.

Why do witches wear name tags?
– So they know which witch is witch.

What game do witches play on Halloween?
– Hide and ghost seek.

How do old witches get good bargains?
– They hag-gle.

What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?
– Broom-mates.

What happened to the witch with an upside-down nose?
– Every time she sneezed her hat blew off!

How do witches on broomsticks drink their tea?
– Out of flying saucers.

What do you call witches who live together?
– Broom-mates.

How do witches play loud music?
– On their broom boxes.

What did the little vampire say when he went to bed?
– Turn on the dark, I am afraid of the light.

How does a witch style her hair?
– With scare spray.

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