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Printer jokes 🖨️ in 2022

Apparently my printer is really into music…
– He seems to love the Paper jam.

I was in a computer room in college today…
– A black person asked where the coloured printer was. I said, “it’s 2016 you can use any printer.”

My HP printer died today
– It was like a Brother to me.

Hear about the screen printer who misspelled the order of concert posters?
– Must have had an extra stencil crisis.

Came up with the perfect name for my printer earlier…
– The Device Formerly Known as Prints

My friend claims he can build a gun using his new 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.
– I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

Trumps first few months in office have been pretty rough.
– His all-in-one printer broke down, so he’s had to use some alternative fax.

What do you call a lazy office copier room pet?
– A copy cat.

What do a printer and a prostate have in common?
– Control pee

– I keep hearing music coming from the printer. I think the paper is jamming.

A keyboard tries to hit on a printer.
– The printer responds, “Sorry, but you’re just not my type.”

Was volunteering in the library on MLK Day behind the help desk when a black guy asks where the colored printers are.

– I said, “it’s MLK day 2018, you can use whichever printer you want!”

I’m pretty sure my office printer is Jamaican.
– It’s always jammin’, mahn.

My dad always turns his head slightly away from the printer when he’s using it
– Apparently he can only see it in his peripheral vision.

I keep hearing music coming from the printer. I think the paper is jamming again.

I can hear music coming out of my printer…
– I think the papers jammin’ again

“Why is there music coming out of your printer?”
– “That will be the paper jamming again!”

How do you turn a three-dimensional printer into a four-dimensional printer?
– Just give it time

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