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Printer jokes 🖨️ in 2024

Apparently my printer is really into music…
– He seems to love the Paper jam.

I named my printer Bob Marley
– Because it’s always Jammin’

I was in a computer room in college today…
– A black person asked where the coloured printer was. I said, “it’s 2016 you can use any printer.”

When I was at school, I put invisible ink in the printer before printing a maths question.
– I couldn’t see what the problem was.

What do a printer and a prostate have in common?
– Control pee

My HP printer died today
– It was like a Brother to me.

How do you make a 4D printer?
– Just take a 3D printer and give it some time.

This printer is now called Bob Marley, because it’s always jammin’

How do you make a 4D printer?
– Just take a 3D printer and give it some time.

“Dad, I’m a 3D printer.”
– “Shut up and close the toilet door!”

I left my muffin on my desk at work while I went to the printer
– When I came back it was scone

My colleague was fired for stealing printer cartridges
– He was caught magenta handed.

Bit surprised by the free printer I got with my new computer.
– He’s called Arthur and he’s worked in newspapers for 14 years.

What’s the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer?
– The former is a ladder and the latter is a former.

What did Cinderella say when her office printer malfunctioned?
– “Don’t worry. I know someday my prints will appear!”

A man walked into a copy shop, and requested that they print a book for him with pages 30 feet long and 1 foot wide.
– Printer: “Why do you need pages that long?”

– Man: “Well, it’s a long story.”

Jack: Seriously Edith, your excuses are lame. It’s clear that you are only trying to make people think you are special.
– Edit: That’s stupid, Jack. I removed the H from my name coz it saves ink in my printer.

Why are old printers so musical?
– Because they are prone to jamming.

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