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Printer jokes 🖨️ in 2023

Apparently my printer is really into music…
– He seems to love the Paper jam.

When I was at school, I put invisible ink in the printer before printing a maths question.
– I couldn’t see what the problem was.

I named my printer Bob Marley
– Because it’s always Jammin’

I was in a computer room in college today…
– A black person asked where the coloured printer was. I said, “it’s 2016 you can use any printer.”

My HP printer died today
– It was like a Brother to me.

What do a printer and a prostate have in common?
– Control pee

Me and my buddy Terrell went down to the library.
– Me and my buddy Terrell went down to the local library the other day.

– He said, “I wonder if the have any colored printers.”

– I replied, “Geeze, Terrell, it’s 2021, use whatever printer you want.”

Why did the printer have wet ink?
– Because it couldn’t control P

the printer in my office is fondly called Bob Marley
– it keeps jamming

Why was the pig late turning in his college essay?
– His printer was out of oink.

Manager: “What do you call our new print repair technician, anyway?”
– Secretary: “Indispensable!”

In my old fashioned office the multifunction printer broke down.
– No fax was given that day…

Why do printers hate Bob Marley?
– Cuz he’s Jam-makin’

I just want to make more money
– But unfortunately my printer ran out of ink.

Why didn’t the printer print the fake news?
– Because he didn’t know the fax!

What do printers eat on their toast?
– Paper jam.

We had to get a new all-in-one printer, after a lot of fighting.
– The old one couldn’t handle the fax.

Customer: I have a problem printing in red. Tech Support:
– Do you have a color printer? Customer: Aaaah … sorry …. thank you.

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