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Printer jokes 🖨️ in 2024

Apparently my printer is really into music…
– He seems to love the Paper jam.

I named my printer Bob Marley
– Because it’s always Jammin’

I was in a computer room in college today…
– A black person asked where the coloured printer was. I said, “it’s 2016 you can use any printer.”

When I was at school, I put invisible ink in the printer before printing a maths question.
– I couldn’t see what the problem was.

What do a printer and a prostate have in common?
– Control pee

My HP printer died today
– It was like a Brother to me.

I don’t trust people that use large format printers.
– They’re always plotting something.

What’s the difference between jam and jelly?
– My office printer doesn’t jelly every time I try to print 🙁

BIack friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library
– I said its 2014 man you can use what ever printer you want.

Imagine having a money printer
– That would be mint.

Why did the counterfeiters decide to go shopping for a brand new copier?
– They wanted to find one in mint condition!

I changed the name of my printer to George R. R. Martin
– It’s old, works slow, has issues finishing jobs, and constantly disappoints me.

Got a clever new printer that has printed a selfie I took in ultra violet ink.
– Now people see me in a different light.

People say that we are years away AI capable of emotion,
– But if the pure spite that is written into printer software is any indication, I’d say we’re already there.

An African American guy in College …
Asks a white dude:
– Hey man where’s the color printer?
Dude replies:
– Man, it’s 2018, you can use any printer you want!

3D printers are now printing guns…
– That’s nothing though. I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

A guy walks into a Kinkos and asks, “Do you have any colored printers?”
– To which the clerk responds, “It’s 2016 man. You can use any printer you want.”

Never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry.
– They can sense fear.

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