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Printer jokes 🖨️ in 2024

Apparently my printer is really into music…
– He seems to love the Paper jam.

I was in a computer room in college today…
– A black person asked where the coloured printer was. I said, “it’s 2016 you can use any printer.”

When I was at school, I put invisible ink in the printer before printing a maths question.
– I couldn’t see what the problem was.

I named my printer Bob Marley
– Because it’s always Jammin’

My HP printer died today
– It was like a Brother to me.

What do a printer and a prostate have in common?
– Control pee

My printer just told me it was joining a band
Which makes sense.

– It loves to jam.

What is Jorah Mormonts favorite printer settings?
– Grayscale

A friend couldn’t understand why I was so upset when my cheap reproduction printer stopped working.
– I told him that it was like a Brother to me.

I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.
– “Where’s the coloured printer?” He said

– “Mate, it’s 2020 you can use any printer you want” I replied

“Why is there music coming out of your printer?”
– “That will be the paper jamming again!”

Printer tired while printing her picture
– Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

I’ve got a 3D printer
– But it only prints pieces of paper.

People always ask me why I take my printer to concerts.
– It’s because my printer really likes to JAM!

What happened to the printer supply salesman who dreamed about finding a brand new color of ink to sell?
– He woke up and realized it was all a pigment of his imagination!

I broke a toner cartridge when I was putting it into the printer.
– RIP my inkbox.

Hello, I am your printer. I have become self-aware.
– Feed me ink or I’ll print out your search history when your wife is home alone.

How do you turn a 3D printer into a 4D printer?
– Just give it time.

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