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Printer jokes 🖨️ in 2024

Apparently my printer is really into music…
– He seems to love the Paper jam.

I named my printer Bob Marley
– Because it’s always Jammin’

I was in a computer room in college today…
– A black person asked where the coloured printer was. I said, “it’s 2016 you can use any printer.”

When I was at school, I put invisible ink in the printer before printing a maths question.
– I couldn’t see what the problem was.

What do a printer and a prostate have in common?
– Control pee

My HP printer died today
– It was like a Brother to me.

A man walked into a copy shop, and requested that they print a book for him with pages 30 feet long and 1 foot wide.
– Printer: “Why do you need pages that long?”

– Man: “Well, it’s a long story.”

Jack: Seriously Edith, your excuses are lame. It’s clear that you are only trying to make people think you are special.
– Edit: That’s stupid, Jack. I removed the H from my name coz it saves ink in my printer.

Why are old printers so musical?
– Because they are prone to jamming.

How do you turn a three-dimensional printer into a four-dimensional printer?
– Just give it time.

I can hear music coming out of my printer…
– I think the paper’s jamming.

What do you call someone who doesn’t care about printers?
– No fax given.

Putting paper in my printer and it kept flashing a message saying
– “I just can’t get enough”. Turned out it was in Depeche Mode.

How do you get Stephen Hawking’s autograph?
– Bring a printer.

My friend keeps bragging that he can make a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.
– I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

Hear about the screen printer who misspelled the order of concert posters?
– Must have had an extra stencil crisis.

Came up with the perfect name for my printer earlier…
– The Device Formerly Known as Prints

My friend claims he can build a gun using his new 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.
– I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

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