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Drummer Jokes ๐Ÿฅ in 2021

What was the last thing the drummer said to the band?
– Listen to this guys I wrote us a song.

-curtesy of Dave Grohl

How do you know a drummer is at the door?
-He doesnโ€™t know when to come in.

What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
-One will mature and make money.

How do drummers ask if they can take a break?
-Itโ€™s quite simple

โ€œHey, you guys think we can work on stairway to heaven for a bit?โ€

When I was in band, there was this one drummer who just kept on swearing…
-… they were always per-cussin’.

Whatโ€™s the best way to practice drums on pillows ?
– โ€ฆ..4 strokes โ€˜per-cushionโ€™โ€ฆ.

My flatmate is a drummer and his practicing has been getting on my nerves
-I told him that if he didn’t stop, there’d be repercussions.

A drum set and a snake falls off a cliff.
-The drummer and pet shop owner are very sad now.

How do you tell if the stage is level?
-The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.

What did the drummer call his twin daughters ?
-Anna One, Anna Two

In early The Who gigs their drummer would sometimes go on stage dressed in nothing but a layer of blue paint. However, he didn’t do it too often.
-In fact, it would only happen once in a blue Moon.

A drummer walks into a music shop with intentions of buying a new instrument.
-He has a look around and eventually says to the attendant โ€œI quite fancy that red trumpet and that massive accordion.โ€, to which the attendant replies โ€œYou can have the fire extinguisher, but the radiator has to stay.โ€

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