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Drummer Jokes 🥁 in 2024

How do you get the best drummer in Nashville off your porch?
-Pay him for the pizza

What did the drummer say about his favorite drum set?
-Now THAT’S a drum set I can get behind!

… buh dum cschhhhhhhh

What’s the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
– About 5 bars by the end of the song.

What do you call a person that hangs around with musicians?
-A drummer.

What’s the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?
-Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

What do you say to a drummer in a three-piece suit?
-“Will the defendant please rise?”

Little drummer Boy grew up and became a father to twin girls:
– Anna 1, Anna 2

What does a drummer use for contraception?
– Their personality !

How do you get a drummer to start playing?
-You start tuning the guitar.

What’s the difference between a chiropodist and a drummer?
-One of them bucks up your feet and the other….

Drummers always have such lame jokes…
-I’ve heard them all like a Zildjian times.

What’s the difference between a drummer and a trampoline?
-You take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline!

One-night stands are great with drummers
-As opposed to guitarists, there’s no strings attached.

How do you confuse a drummer?
-Give him sheet music

“Hey buddy, how late does the band play?”
-“Oh, about half a beat behind the drummer.”

What do you call a drummer in a heavy metal band who doesn’t have a girlfriend?
-Homeless

Who is the drummer for the Austrialian Beatles cover band?
-ɹɐʇs oƃuᴉp

Why can’t the drummer play dubstep?
-His bass cost to much to drop it every time he plays.

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