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Drummer Jokes ๐Ÿฅ in 2021

A drummer gave birth to quadruplets. She wanted to name them all Anna
– โ€œHow are we goman tell them apart?โ€ asked her husband.
She replied โ€œAnna 1, Anna 2โ€ฆ

I feel sorry for the first drummer of the Beatles.
-All he got was a stupid street named after him, while Ringo Starr got the love and affection of tens of women.

What do you call a drummer without a band?
– Unemployed.

February 1st, 1234 AD mustโ€™ve been the birth of the worlds best drummer
-One / two / one two three four!

Today is the 13th day of Christmas. My house is over-run with noisy birds and a crowd of hungry and confused pipers, drummers, lords and ladies. On top of all that…
-…my true love was arrested for human trafficking.

Why didn’t the Little Drummer Boy get into heaven?
– Because he woke up the baby, for Christ’s sake!

Whatโ€™s the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
-You only need to punch instructions into a drum machine once.

What do you call a head injury at a drummer’s convention in Moscow, Russia?
-A concussion at the Russian percussion discussion.

When drawl is coming out of both sides of the drummers mouth,
-you know the drum riser is level!

hat do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
-A drummer.

What’s the last thing a drummer says in a band?
-“Hey guys, why don’t we try one of my songs…”

I was going to make a joke about drummers but, um,
-tsss!

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