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Drummer Jokes 🥁 in 2023

One-night stands are great with drummers
-As opposed to guitarists, there’s no strings attached.

How do you confuse a drummer?
-Give him sheet music

“Hey buddy, how late does the band play?”
-“Oh, about half a beat behind the drummer.”

What do you call a drummer in a heavy metal band who doesn’t have a girlfriend?
-Homeless

Who is the drummer for the Austrialian Beatles cover band?
-ɹɐʇs oƃuᴉp

Why can’t the drummer play dubstep?
-His bass cost to much to drop it every time he plays.

Two cowboys were riding through a canyon and from far off they heard the sound of drumming.
-One of them said, “I don’t like the sound of those drums.” And a distant voice called out “He’s not our regular drummer!”

How do you improve the aerodynamics of a drummers car?
-Take the Domino’s sign off the roof.

Why does a guitarist put drumsticks on the dash of his car?
-So he can park in the handicapped spot.

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb.
-3. 1 to screw it in and 2 others to argue about how Neil Peart would have done it better

Who is the drummer for the Mexican Beatles?
-Gringo Starr

Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
-Me neither.

How do you know a hat belongs to a little drummer boy?
-It has a proper pom-pom, proper pom-pom, proper pom-pom…

What’s the difference between a professional drummer and a large pizza?
-A large pizza can feed a family of four.

How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
– You know it’s coming, but there’s nothing you can do about it.

What do you call a drummer who can’t play in time?
-A Russian dragon.

I once met a drummer who’s timing was so bad, he began to get depressed…
-Eventually, he threw himself behind a train.

Why are all drummers so handsome?
– Cant be smart and handsome right?

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