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Drummer Jokes 🥁 in 2022

How do you know when a bass player and drummer are at your front door?
-The knocking is out of time and they don’t know when to come in.

I was sitting in calculus class, and the teacher asked us how we can ideally take the derivative of a logarithm…
-I said,” I like my logarithms like my women, all natural”.

Why were drummers invented?
– To drown out the crap guitarist.

What chairs do drummers use to drum in?
– A rocking chair.

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
-Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart could’ve done it.

What’s the first thing a drummer says when he moves to LA?
-“Would you like fries with that, sir?

We kicked the drummer out if the band because his timing was awful.
-He was so upset he went to the station and threw himself behind a train.

A drummer was standing outside of his car panicking because he accidentally locked his keys inside it.
-It was a very hot sunny day and the bassist was still inside the car.

Ever heard about the snare and the cymbal that fell to the ground?
-BA DUM TSS!

What does coffee share in common with Ginger Baker (drummer)?
– They both suck without CREAM

What do you call a drummer with no arms and no legs?
– A headbanger
The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.

Why are drummers better at math than guitarists?
-Cos they know how to count!

What was the last thing the drummer said to the band?
– Listen to this guys I wrote us a song.

-curtesy of Dave Grohl

How do you know a drummer is at the door?
-He doesn’t know when to come in.

What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
-One will mature and make money.

How do drummers ask if they can take a break?
-It’s quite simple

“Hey, you guys think we can work on stairway to heaven for a bit?”

When I was in band, there was this one drummer who just kept on swearing…
-… they were always per-cussin’.

What’s the best way to practice drums on pillows ?
– …..4 strokes ‘per-cushion’….

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