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Drummer Jokes 🥁 in 2024

What was the last thing the drummer said to the band?
– Listen to this guys I wrote us a song.

-curtesy of Dave Grohl

How do you know a drummer is at the door?
-He doesn’t know when to come in.

What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
-One will mature and make money.

How do drummers ask if they can take a break?
-It’s quite simple

“Hey, you guys think we can work on stairway to heaven for a bit?”

When I was in band, there was this one drummer who just kept on swearing…
-… they were always per-cussin’.

What’s the best way to practice drums on pillows ?
– …..4 strokes ‘per-cushion’….

My flatmate is a drummer and his practicing has been getting on my nerves
-I told him that if he didn’t stop, there’d be repercussions.

A drum set and a snake falls off a cliff.
-The drummer and pet shop owner are very sad now.

How do you tell if the stage is level?
-The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.

What did the drummer call his twin daughters ?
-Anna One, Anna Two

In early The Who gigs their drummer would sometimes go on stage dressed in nothing but a layer of blue paint. However, he didn’t do it too often.
-In fact, it would only happen once in a blue Moon.

A drummer walks into a music shop with intentions of buying a new instrument.
-He has a look around and eventually says to the attendant “I quite fancy that red trumpet and that massive accordion.”, to which the attendant replies “You can have the fire extinguisher, but the radiator has to stay.”

Why do drummers have lots of kids?
-They’re not too good at the Rhythm Method.

What do you call the beautiful woman on the arm of a drummer?
– Tattoo.

Dad joke… Indian drummer
-Cowboys are sitting around a campfire when they hear dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum, one cowboys says to the others, I don’t like the sound of that drum… A indian brave hollars from the woods.. we don’t either but our regular drummer is out sick.

What can you do with someone really unmusical?
-Give him a pair of sticks, place him behind the orchestra and call him a drummer

I have a Polish friend who is a drummer.
-And a Czech one too.

Why didn’t the drummer commit the crime?
-He couldn’t handle the repercussions.

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