Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Drummer Jokes 🥁 in 2022

How do you know when a bass player and drummer are at your front door?
-The knocking is out of time and they don’t know when to come in.

I was sitting in calculus class, and the teacher asked us how we can ideally take the derivative of a logarithm…
-I said,” I like my logarithms like my women, all natural”.

Why were drummers invented?
– To drown out the crap guitarist.

What chairs do drummers use to drum in?
– A rocking chair.

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
-Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart could’ve done it.

What’s the first thing a drummer says when he moves to LA?
-“Would you like fries with that, sir?

We kicked the drummer out if the band because his timing was awful.
-He was so upset he went to the station and threw himself behind a train.

A drummer was standing outside of his car panicking because he accidentally locked his keys inside it.
-It was a very hot sunny day and the bassist was still inside the car.

Ever heard about the snare and the cymbal that fell to the ground?

What does coffee share in common with Ginger Baker (drummer)?
– They both suck without CREAM

What do you call a drummer with no arms and no legs?
– A headbanger
The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.

Why are drummers better at math than guitarists?
-Cos they know how to count!

What was the last thing the drummer said to the band?
– Listen to this guys I wrote us a song.

-curtesy of Dave Grohl

How do you know a drummer is at the door?
-He doesn’t know when to come in.

What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
-One will mature and make money.

How do drummers ask if they can take a break?
-It’s quite simple

“Hey, you guys think we can work on stairway to heaven for a bit?”

When I was in band, there was this one drummer who just kept on swearing…
-… they were always per-cussin’.

What’s the best way to practice drums on pillows ?
– …..4 strokes ‘per-cushion’….

Most Popular Categories

All Categories v

  • Submit a joke
  • Follow us on Facebook