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Airplane jokes ✈️ in 2022

My phone fell from the 20th floor,
– good thing it was in airplane mode.

What do an airplane and a girl have in common?
– A cockpit

What do we want?!… Airplane Noises!.. When do we want them?
– Neooooooow

What happens to bad plane jokes?
– They never land.

What is it called when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
– A plane in the neck.

What does a felon falling from an airplane and a significant other talking down to you have in common?
– Condescending

Why didn’t the flight attendant let me change my seat that time I sat next to a crying baby?
– They won’t do it if the baby’s yours.

I recently wrote a sitcom about airplanes.
– It never took off.
– The pilot was terrible.

I’d make a joke about an airplane
– But I’m pretty sure it’d go over your head.

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?
– Do I really have to answer that? Who doesn’t bring their phone with them when they travel?

Reaching the heights of success.

How do rabbits travel?
– On a hareplane.

Airplanes are atheist.
– Jets are religious.
– Why? Because Jetspray.

It was mealtime on an airplane…
– …and the flight attendant asked a passenger if he would like some dinner.
– “What are my choices?” he asked.
– “Yes or no,” she replied.

TIL: The brothers who invented the airplane had Chinese parents…
– I guess two Wongs can make a Wright.

I saw a policeman wearing a pilot’s uniform.
– Then I realised he was a plane clothes police officer.

Do you know what happened when I tried airplane mode for the first time?
– I threw my phone but it didn’t fly.

Ever hear the one about the airplane?
– No? Eh, it’d probably go over your head

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