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Bowling jokes 🎳 in 2024

What did the bowling pins do after hearing a joke?
– They fell down laughing.

Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
– So you can hear a pin drop!

What do you call bowling content consisting only of rock fans?
– A Full Metal Bracket.

What’s the difference between a puppy and a lousy bowler?
– The puppy will stop whining eventually.

Old bowlers don’t die they just end up in the gutter.

I went bowling with a military general the other day.
– He started bowling before I even entered his name on the scoreboard. So, he launched a preemptive strike.

It was my son’s birthday, so I took 4 of his mates for a burger and then bowling.
– They had a great time, he would have loved it

What did the bowling ball say to the other ball?
– “Don’t stop me now; I’m on a roll!”

Why are bowlers overly excited on Thanksgiving Day?
– Because they always want a turkey.

What’s the best holiday to go bowling?

Thanksgiving, because you get turkeys.

What did the bowling pins do?
– They went on strike.

Have you ever heard of the Bowling Ball Killer?
– He waits till he sees a group of people standing in a perfect bowling pin formation and then that’s when he strikes. Very disturbing.

What do you call a triumphant procession held by the bowling pins?
– A perfect strike.

Why was the bowler adamant about winning his match?
– Because it was his ticket to frame!

How much should one bowling game cost?
– Ten pinnies.

Why are football players always being recruited to bowling leagues?
– Because they are Super Bowlers.

Why was the bowler angry at the audience?
– Because they had a loft at his expense.

Why was the bowling pin left behind by his friends?
– Because he was deadwood.

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