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Bowling jokes 🎳 in 2022

Why do football players make for bad bowling player?
– Because they try to kick the ball.

Why did the bowler ask the judges to give some of his points to his teammate?
– Because spare-ing is caring.

Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were all keen bowlers.
– However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire.
– Thus we’ll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

I’ve left my bowling ball at home.
– Have you got any to spare

What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
– They both want a Turkey.

Why was the bowler on a scoring streak?
– Because he was all clover the place.

Why do bowlers don’t like having a Thanksgiving guest?
– Because they don’t want to share their turkey.

Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
– So you can hear a pin drop!

I told my friend I had just landed a job in a bowling alley.
– “Ten pin?” He asked. “No” I replied, “it’s permanent”

Why was the bowler so good at the sport?
– Because it was in his flush and blood.

What did the bowler say at the start of an apocalypse?
– “May God save our bowls!”

Do bowlers always have time to spare?

Why do bowlers join unions?
– They like strikes

What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
– An Airstrike

Why was the bowler terrible at baseball?
– Because he kept getting strikes!

Why was the tailor in the crowd at the bowling alley?
– Because with an unenthusiastic crowd like that, he could hear a pin drop.

Why do bad bowlers pay so much to play?
– It’s a bum per lane.

When is a bowling alley the coolest place to be?
– When it’s full of fans.

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