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Barbie jokes in 2024

What does Barbie use to write her diary? Her doll-point pen!

What do you call a Barbie on roller skates? A roll model!

Why didn’t Barbie get to play in the football match? She got kicked out for dolling around!

Why does Barbie never sweat? Because she always keeps her cool!

What’s Barbie’s favorite color? Pink, it’s the color of her dream house!

Why did Barbie never make it to the moon? She didn’t want her hair to frizz in zero gravity!

Why can’t Barbie keep a secret? Because everyone knows she’s an open bookcase!

What do you call a Barbie who loves science? Chemist-doll Barbie!

What did Barbie do when she lost her job? She took it as a chance to have another career change!

Why did Barbie start a band? She wanted to be a rock doll!

Why doesn’t Barbie ever get sick? Her immune system is made of plastic!

Why did Barbie get kicked out of the toy box? She refused to play fair!

Why doesn’t Barbie ever grow old? Because age is just a number molded on her box!

What do you call a Barbie who went to law school? Legal-ease Barbie!

Why does Barbie never wear a watch? She’s timeless!

How does Barbie get around town? In her convertible, of course!

How did Barbie win the chess game? She played with Ken, and he’s always a pawn!

Why did Barbie join the circus? She wanted to be a trapeze doll!

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