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Band jokes 🎺🥁 in 2023

Why was music coming from the printer?
– The paper was jamming.

The special ed students made a metal band.
– It’s called Syndrome of a Down.

Do you like live music?
– Of course, I like live music. Dead music has body, but it doesn’t have soul.

What is the most musical part of your body?
– Your nose because you can blow and pick it.

Why was the former conductor of the Berlin Philharmonic always first off the plane?
– He only had Karajan luggage.

What do you say when a kazoo player sneezes?
– Kazoontite.

All the members of a rock band went on a safari.
– There, they were so inspired by the story of a leopard with disabilities that they renamed their band ‘Def Leopard’!

Recently joined a Styx cover band
– We play the same songs, but heavier. We’re called Logz.

What part of the turkey is musical?
– The drumstick.

A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.
– I replied, “Is that a fret?”

My high school math teacher formed a punk rock band.
– He named it ‘Algorythm’.

I started a band called “1023 megabytes”.
– We still haven’t got angig yet

I am thinking of making a cover band of Beatles without the drums.
– I would name it The Beatles with an extra ‘s’.

How many concertmasters does it take to change a light bulb?
– Just one, but it takes four movements.

What song do tornados like?
– “The Twist.”

A while ago, my friend told me not to listen to loud music.
– I haven’t heard from that guy since.

The Mexican pop band just had one song, which was liked by all.
– I guess they only had a Juan hit wonder!

I used to be in a band called boomerang
– We’re about to have a big comeback.

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