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Band jokes 🎺🥁 in 2022

Why was music coming from the printer?
– The paper was jamming.

The special ed students made a metal band.
– It’s called Syndrome of a Down.

Do you like live music?
– Of course, I like live music. Dead music has body, but it doesn’t have soul.

What’s big and grey with horns?
– An elephant marching band.

Middle C, E flat, and G walk into a bar.
– “Sorry,” the bartender says. “We don’t serve minors.”

How can you tell if a soprano is at your front door?
– She can’t find the key, and doesn’t know when to come in.

What’s Sisyphus’ least favorite band?
– Rolling Stones

What do you call a drummer in a heavy metal band who doesn’t have a girlfriend?
– Homeless

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
– In the piano.

My dad always told me I should sing tenor twelve miles away.

When Dave Grohl got sick and formed a band,
– it came to be known as ‘The Flu Fighters’.

Did you hear about the bird that joined a reggae band?
– ‘e was flappin’ de bass mon

Have you heard that new dog sled team from Canada that formed a rock band?
– They’re called Mush.

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music?
– Rap.

Why do fluorescent lights hum?
– Because they forgot the words.

Some might say the violinists in an orchestra don’t do much.
– They just fiddle around.

Shrek and Donkey decided to form a metalcore band and they named it sLAYEEEEEEERRRRRRSSSS!

My band just decided to change our name to “ACAPELLA”…
…as we walked out of the pawn shop.

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