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Band jokes ๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿฅ in 2021

The special ed students made a metal band.
– Itโ€™s called Syndrome of a Down.

What rock band has four guys that donโ€™t sing?
– Mount Rushmore.

Who is a grain harvesterโ€™s favorite musical artist?
– Hall โ€˜n Oates.

On 14th February, I gifted my wife a CD of ‘Bullet for My Valentine’.
– She replied, “No, thanks. I prefer Blossoms”.

What’s a Karen’s favorite band?
– The police.

What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
– Mouse organs.

What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
– A yam session.

Whatโ€™s the slang term for a harpsichord?
– A Baroque manโ€™s piano.

My friends and I once formed a band called ‘Varnish’.
– We only covered ‘The Doors’.

What band do elderly people try to avoid?
– The Strokes

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
– They kept saying, โ€œBach, Bach, Bach!โ€

Why was music coming from the printer?
– The paper was jamming.

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