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Band jokes 🎺🥁 in 2024

Why was music coming from the printer?
– The paper was jamming.

The special ed students made a metal band.
– It’s called Syndrome of a Down.

Do you like live music?
– Of course, I like live music. Dead music has body, but it doesn’t have soul.

What kind of music do bunnies like?
– Hip Hop.

Want to hear the joke about a staccato?
– Never mind — it’s too short.

Our town has a rock band called ‘Pangea’.
– I was wondering if they ever broke up, should we get to call them The Continental Drift?

Apparently Tucker Carlson is starting a new band
– Rage sponsored by the machine

I never knew what an algorithm was.
– I always thought it was Al Gore’s band, Al Gore Rhythm.

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
– A moo-sician.

What do you call clean music?
– A soap opera!

If the bands ‘Toto’ and ‘Kansas’ make a tour together,
– then it will be called a whirlwind tour.

What do the Apostle Paul, Bon Jovi and Manfred Mann’s Earth Band all have in common?
– They were all “blinded by the light”

Going to the local tattoo shop to get a realistic tattoo of a band aid on my elbow.
– I’m just hoping that they can pull it off!

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
– Because they put on the salsa.

What is a cat’s favorite song?
– “Three Blind Mice.”

Kids shouldn’t watch the orchestra.
– Too much sax and violins.

It’s is not surprising that the band who used to have a washroom themed setup are no longer there.
– They were bound to get washed up!

The history of boy bands proves the theory of evolution
– They all descended from The Monkees.

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