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Dog jokes 🐶 in 2023

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?
-Cats can’t drive!

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
-He was trying to make both ends meet!

What do you call a dog magician?
-A labracadabrador

The dogs were having so much fun
– it looked like they were raising the roof.

What did the dog say to its Valentine?
– I’m mutts about you!

Why do dogs like conjunctions?
– They just love buts.

The dog was mad he threw the ball so far
– because it was pretty far-fetched.

The dog catcher liked to sing while he picked up strays
-“You ain’t nothing but a pound dog.”

Why do dogs make terrible dance partners?
-They’ve got two left feet!

It’s raining cats and dogs.
-That’s fine, as long as it doesn’t reindeer.

My friend said he once threw a stick two miles and his dog still brought it back…
-Seems a bit far-fetched to me!

What dog keeps the best time?
-A watch dog!

What breed of dog does Dracula have
– A Bloodhound

The dog is so cute and tiny,
– it Beagles my mind!

Why did the dog go to the club?
– To raise the woof! He wanted to paw-ty!

What’s a dog’s favorite activity to do in school?
– Lab reports!

My dog loves poetry
-Especially William Shakes-paw.

Why are dogs like phones?
-They both have collar IDs.

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