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Dog jokes ๐Ÿถ in 2021

What did the dogcatcher sing to the stray?
-You ainโ€™t nothing but a pound dog.โ€

The dog was so scary,
-we called him the big bad woof.

What type of markets do dogs avoid?
– Flea markets!

Did you hear about the dog who gave birth on the side of the road?
-She was ticketed for littering!

The newest Avenger is a dog named is
-labro-thor.

Why donโ€™t blind people go skydiving more often?
– Because it frightens the dog!

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings?
– Itโ€™s hardly ever for them.

What does the dog eat at the movies?
-Pupcorn!

The dog picnic quickly turned into a
– Bark-B-Q!

Iโ€™m not sure whatโ€™s wrong with my dog
-Hopefully the vet will shed some light on the problem.

Heโ€™s not a bad dog
-Heโ€™s just a little ruff around the edges.โ€™

What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?
-Well, doggone!

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