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Dog jokes 🐶 in 2024

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?
-Cats can’t drive!

Why did the snowman name his dog “Frost”?
-Because he bites!

He said his dog ran 10 miles to get the ball
-That seems a bit far fetched.

Dogs are the most loyal creatures on earth
-completely devoted to their dog-ma and paw.

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
-Ruff!

After a talking Sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for
-But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer. “I know,” says the Sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

When traveling
-always make sure to pack a doggie bag for your pup.

Did you see the dog’s new outfit?
– It was quite fetching!

What looks like a dog, eats dog food, lives in a doghouse, and is very dangerous?
-A dog with a machete.

My dog never stands up for herself
-She just rolls over.

My dog hates the rain.
-He doesn’t want to step in a poodle.

What kind of dog did Dracula have?
-A bloodhound.

When the dog went to the flea circus
-he stole the show.

Next time you take your dog out to the lake,
-bring a doggie paddle with you!

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
-He was trying to make both ends meet!

What do you call a dog magician?
-A labracadabrador

The dogs were having so much fun
– it looked like they were raising the roof.

What did the dog say to its Valentine?
– I’m mutts about you!

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