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Dog jokes 🐶 in 2022

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?
-Cats can’t drive!

Why did the dog chase the red cape?
-Because he was a bull dog.

I wanted to see dogs at the zoo, but they didn’t have any
-It was a Shiz-Tzu.

Where do dogs like to surf?
– Colliefornia!

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
-You can step in a poodle!

Anything is paw-
– sible when you have a dog.

What did the dog say to his nagging boss?
-I told you I’d get it done on time, quit hounding me!

Why was the dog stealing shingles?
-He wanted to become a woofer!

What do dogs call their parents?
-Dog-ma and paw.

That dog is so beautiful
-She should be on the cover of Vanity Fur.

What’s the difference between a businessman and a hot dog?
-The businessman wears a suit but the dog just pants.

Have you heard about the new dog movie?
– It’s called Jurassic Bark.

What’s a dog’s favorite movie?
– Harry Paw-ter and the Sorcerer’s Bone!

Why are dogs like phones?
– Because they have collar IDs.

That dog was sassy and fur
– ocious!

When the dog realized what was happening
-he flea’d the scene.

What do you call a dog with no legs?
-It doesn’t matter, he still won’t come when you call.

The dog preyed on the neighborhood cats
-because it was a holy terrier.

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