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Dog jokes 🐶 in 2022

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?
-Cats can’t drive!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion?
– Well you won’t be getting any mail, that’s for sure.

The dog’s breakfast was pure bread
– he sure loved his carbs!

Dachshunds always nap in the shade
-because they don’t like being hot dogs.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator?
– A best friend you can count on!

That dog was so cold
-he was a pup-sicle!

What do dogs eat at the movies?
-Pup-eroni pizza and pup-corn!

What type of markets do dogs avoid?
– Flea markets!

What did the dogcatcher sing to the stray?
-You ain’t nothing but a pound dog.”

The dog was so scary,
-we called him the big bad woof.

Why don’t blind people go skydiving more often?
– Because it frightens the dog!

Did you hear about the dog who gave birth on the side of the road?
-She was ticketed for littering!

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