Penguin Jokes ๐Ÿง in 2021

Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
-(Aunt-Arctica!)

Why did the two penguins jump when they first met?
-They were trying to break the ice.

What do penguins wear on their heads?
– Ice-caps

What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
-(Really lost, because penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere!)

Why was the penguin’s head so cold?
-Because he was wearing an ice-cap.

Can a penguin fly?
– No, but a toucan

I had a latte with a penguin the other day.
– He said he would have preferred a fishโ€ฆ

Why do penguins always carry fish in their beak?
– Because they haven’t got any pockets.

How do you properly identify a dogwood tree?
-By the bark!

What do you get when you cross a penguin and an alligator?
– (I don’t know, but don’t try to fix its bow tie!)

Why are penguins good racing car drivers?
-Because they are always in pole position.

What is a penguinโ€™s favourite party game?
-Sardines.

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