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Penguin Jokes 🐧 in 2024

What do penguins have for lunch?

What do penguins eat for lunch?
– Ice-burgers.

Who is a penguin’s favourite pop star?

How do penguins drink?
-(Out of beak-ers!)

What is a penguin’s favourite film?
– Frozen.

I have written a book on Penguins
-In hindsight, paper would have been better.

Where do penguins keep their money?
-In a snow bank, of course!

Which side of the penguin has the most feathers?
-The outside.

Why can’t polar bears eat penguins?
-They can’t get the wrappers off them…

How does a penguin make pancakes?
-With its flippers!)

What would you call a penguin with no I?

What do penguins drive?
-Arcticulated lorries

Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
-(Admiral Byrd!)

Why are penguins so difficult to get along with?
– Because they’re always fishing for compliments.

A Penguin walks into a bar…
-Bartender says “Hey listen, these things don’t fly around here”.

So why don’t penguins like rock music?
-They only like sole.

Have you ever heard of the Fight of the Penguins?
-Well, its a whale of a tale.

Why dont you ever see penguins in Great Britain?
-Because theyre scared of Wales

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