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Penguin Jokes 🐧 in 2022

What do penguins wear on their heads?
-(Ice caps!)

Where do penguins go to dance?
-The Snow Ball.

How does a penguin build a house?
-Igloos it together

What do penguins sing at their birthday parties?
-Freeze a jolly good fellow.

What do penguins wear in the summer?
-Flipper flops.

What are tho oldest animals?
-Zebras and Penguins, since they’re in black and white.

Where does a penguin keep its money?
-(In a snow bank!)

What does a penguin do when it loses its tail?
-It goes to a re-tail store.

Why can’t penguins fly?
-Because they can’t afford the plane ticket.

A penguin walks into an airport…
-A TSA officer stops him and says “Penguins can’t fly.”

What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
-(A penguin rolling down a hill!)

How did the penguin pass his driving test?
-They winged it..

An Elephant, a Giraffe and a Penguin walk in to a bar
– It’s at this point I realise that there is something wrong with my pint.

What do you call a happy penguin?
-A Pen-Grin!

How does a penguin build its house?
-Igloos it together.

Why do Canadians not play club penguin
-Because they club seals

Why did the penguin cross the road?
-(To go with the floe!)

What do you call a cold penguin?
– A Birrr-d.

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