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Penguin Jokes ๐Ÿง in 2021

What do you call a happy penguin?
-A Pen-Grin!

How does a penguin build its house?
-Igloos it together.

Why do Canadians not play club penguin
-Because they club seals

Why did the penguin cross the road?
-(To go with the floe!)

What do you call a cold penguin?
– A Birrr-d.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?
-Lost.

What’s the difference between a white penguin and a black penguin?
-White penguins are walking towards you and black ones are walking away.

Why are penguins good race drivers?
– (Because they’re always in the pole position!)

Why do penguins wear glasses?
-To help their ice-sight.

Why did the Penguin open his umbrella at Batmanโ€™s family reunion?
– Because it was a Wayne-y day.

What do penguins wear to the beach?
-A beak-ini.

.Where does a 500 pound penguin sit when he’s resting?
– Anywhere he wants!

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