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Penguin Jokes ๐Ÿง in 2021

Why are penguins good race drivers?
– (Because they’re always in the pole position!)

Why do penguins wear glasses?
-To help their ice-sight.

Why did the Penguin open his umbrella at Batmanโ€™s family reunion?
– Because it was a Wayne-y day.

What do penguins wear to the beach?
-A beak-ini.

.Where does a 500 pound penguin sit when he’s resting?
– Anywhere he wants!

Friends are a lot like penguins
– If you stab them, they die

Where do penguins go to the movies?
-(At the dive-in!)

Where do penguins go to watch movies?
– At the dive-in.

How do penguins drink their whisky?
-On the rocks

A penguin runs into a bar…
-Breathless with panic he catches the barmanโ€™s attention and says- โ€œ excuse me sir but my brother has went missing, have you seen him?โ€ To which the barman replies โ€œwhat does he look like?โ€

Where did Noah put the penguins on the ark?
-In the arctic section.

Why are penguins so good at using the internet?
-Because they have web feet!

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