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Lactose Intolerant jokes ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿฅ› in 2024

What do you call a lactose intolerant detective? Sherlock No-Moos!

Why did the lactose intolerant person refuse to go to the ice cream parlor? It was a scoop of trouble!

What did the lactose intolerant person say to the milk carton? “We’re past-our-date!”

What did the lactose intolerant person say to the fondue pot? “You’re too cheesy for my taste!”

Why do lactose intolerant people make great comedians? Because they always know how to cut the cheese!

What did the lactose intolerant person say to the chocolate cake? “Hope you’re not hiding any milk!”

Why did the lactose intolerant person refuse to watch the food network? Too many cheesy shows!

Why did the lactose intolerant person break up with milk? They couldn’t handle the dairy drama!

Why did the lactose intolerant person become a rocket scientist? They wanted to explore lactose-free galaxies!

Why did the lactose intolerant person become a botanist? They wanted to plant almond trees for milk!

Why did the lactose intolerant person refuse to go to the creamery? It was too hard to digest!

Why did the lactose intolerant person go to the desert? Because it was a no milk zone!

What’s the lactose intolerant’s favorite game? Avoid the Cheese!

Why did the lactose intolerant person refuse to eat cereal? It always ended in a milky situation!

Why did the lactose intolerant person refuse the pizza? They couldn’t stand the cheesy lines!

What’s the lactose intolerant person’s favorite dance? Anything but the “Milkshake”!

What’s the lactose intolerant person’s favorite drink at the bar? Whiskey, hold the cream!

Why did the lactose intolerant person refuse to play hide and seek? Because wherever they hid, dairy found them!

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