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Skier Jokes ⛷️ in 2024

What do skiers eat for breakfast?
– Frosted Flakes.

What do robots wear when it snows?
– Roboots!

Picabo Street is a former World Cup alpine ski racer and model. When she was inducted into the National Ski Hall of Fame in 2004, her home town of Triumph, Idaho dedicated an entire wing of the local hospital to her.
– It’s called the Picabo ICU.

How do Jewish skiers greet each other?
– Slalom

Why did the snowball cross the road?
– To get to the other size.

Why did the boy keep his trumpet out in the snow?
– Because he liked cool music.

What do you call an Eskimo cow?
– An Eskimoo!

Where do kings keep their armies?
– In their sleevies.

My friends and I have a lot of fun riding jet skis That time we had a fatal crash on the coast was especially hilarious.
– We littorally died.

What kind of bathrooms do Eskimos use?
– Ig-Loos.

How does a penguin build a house?
– Igloos it together.

I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well, I will be out of debt.
– I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski mask.

What did the confident skier say when he had diarrhea?
– I’ve got the runs!

I recently got very addicted to skiing
– My doctor told me I’m going down a slippery slope

What do you call the monkey who won an Olympic gold medal for downhill skiing?
– A Chimpion

What do you call a snowman party?
– A snowball.

Why don’t blondes water ski?
– They can’t find a lake with a slope

I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well, I will be out of debt.
– I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski mask.

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