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Skier Jokes ⛷️ in 2023

What’s a sheep’s favourite Christmas song?
– Fleece Navidad

What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
– A snow-fake!

Kid friendly jokes?
– I’m a ski instructor. I usually teach kids ages 9-13 years old. What are some good kid friendly jokes to keep them interested?

My friend took me water skiing behind his boat.
When I fell, my foot got caught in the line and he thought it would be funny to drag me around like that for a few minutes.

– With friends like that, who needs enemas?

When a great woolly mammoth sits on top of your igloo, what time is it?
– Time to build another igloo.

What do you call a group of children who spent the day outside in the cold weather?
– Chill-dren.

If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
– No privacy!

Did you see that Olympic downhill skier who actually crossed the finish line backwards?
– He came in last…butt first…

Why don’t Amish people water ski?
– Because their horses would drown.

What do skiers eat for breakfast?
– Frosted Flakes.

What do robots wear when it snows?
– Roboots!

Picabo Street is a former World Cup alpine ski racer and model. When she was inducted into the National Ski Hall of Fame in 2004, her home town of Triumph, Idaho dedicated an entire wing of the local hospital to her.
– It’s called the Picabo ICU.

How do Jewish skiers greet each other?
– Slalom

Why did the snowball cross the road?
– To get to the other size.

Why did the boy keep his trumpet out in the snow?
– Because he liked cool music.

What do you call an Eskimo cow?
– An Eskimoo!

Where do kings keep their armies?
– In their sleevies.

My friends and I have a lot of fun riding jet skis That time we had a fatal crash on the coast was especially hilarious.
– We littorally died.

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