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Skier Jokes ⛷️ in 2025

Why are mountains so funny?
– Because they’re hill-areas.

What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
– Snow and Tell.

I once took a ski away from an Eskimo…
– Then he dressed in black and got real depressed

Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and leg in a skiing accident?
– He ended up being all right

Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
– They’re afraid of Wales!

How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
– Don’t go around BRRfooted!

NEVER go down on a black , the father said to his daughter
– Whilst you are learning to ski, stay on the green runs

I used to be a professional ski athlete
– It just went downhill from there

What do you call an igloo without a toilet?
– An “ig”.

What falls during winter and never gets hurt?
– Snow.

What did the snowman say to his customer?
– Have an ice day

A man walks into a bar.
– A man walks into a bar with a ski mask, and a suitcase that happens to be on fire. He says “NOBODY MOVE! I’M PACKING HEAT HERE!”

Guy running the ski-lift said it would be $50 to get to the top of the mountain…
– I said “that’s a bit steep.”

– He said “exactly.”

What do skiers eat for lunch?
– Iceberg-ers.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
– Frost bite.

A friend and I got into a fight on a ski lift.
– It was an uphill battle.

My girlfriend and I have been really stressed and having some issues so we decided to take a mini vacation, a weekend trip to a ski resort.
– Everything started off well, but things went downhill really fast.

Where does a giant polar bear keep its money?
– In a snowbank!

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