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Skier Jokes ⛷️ in 2024

What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
– An Eski-mew

How was the snow globe feeling?
– A little shaken.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Where does a skier in Switzerland go after a long day of skiing?
– Swiss Chalet

I injured myself skiing last year.
– It’s been downhill ever since.

Where does a skier keep his money?
– In a snowbank.

What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
– A Frosty.

I broke up with my girlfriend on a ski trip
– Our relationship was going downhill.

Did you hear about the blonde who didn’t learn to water ski?
– She couldn’t find a lake with a slope

What’s a sheep’s favourite Christmas song?
– Fleece Navidad

What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
– A snow-fake!

Kid friendly jokes?
– I’m a ski instructor. I usually teach kids ages 9-13 years old. What are some good kid friendly jokes to keep them interested?

My friend took me water skiing behind his boat.
When I fell, my foot got caught in the line and he thought it would be funny to drag me around like that for a few minutes.

– With friends like that, who needs enemas?

When a great woolly mammoth sits on top of your igloo, what time is it?
– Time to build another igloo.

What do you call a group of children who spent the day outside in the cold weather?
– Chill-dren.

If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
– No privacy!

Did you see that Olympic downhill skier who actually crossed the finish line backwards?
– He came in last…butt first…

Why don’t Amish people water ski?
– Because their horses would drown.

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