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Skier Jokes ⛷️ in 2021

How does a penguin build a house?
– I-gloos it together

What did the big stripy hat say to the warm woolly scarf?
– You just hang around while I go on ahead.

What is a snowman’s favorite game?
– Ice Spy with my little eye…

After weeks of no new uploads, high-quality ripper Silvagunner was found dead along with 20 others in a ski resort avalanche.
– He died of snow in-halation.

I went skiing yesterday. It was fun but I broke arm.
– I guess skiing has its downsides.

Which one is faster, hot or cold?
– Hot. You can catch a cold.

What do Snowmen call their offspring?
– Chill-dren.

My local ski resort was ripped off last week for around $900.
– The robber stole a burger, two beers, and some chips.

He had cold feet.

What do you call a Ski Instructor with no girlfriend/boyfriend?
– Homeless

What do you call twelve rabbits hopping backwards through the snow together?
– A receding hare line.

What do you call an old snowman?
– Water.

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