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Skier Jokes ⛷️ in 2022

What do you call a slow skier?
– A slope-poke.

What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
– A snowmobile.

Whaddaya call a guy with no arms or legs trying to water ski?
– Skip.

Three men book into a busy ski lodge
– So they have to share a bed. Man on the right wakes up and says, “I had this vivid dream of getting a hand job.” Man on the left wakes and says, “I had the same dream.” Man in the middle wakes and says, “That’s funny. I dreamt I was skiing!”

How do you know if there’s a ski instructor in your bed?
– You wake up wet!

Who delivers the Christmas presents to baby sharks?
– Santa Jaws.

What’s an ig?
– A snow house without a loo!

I once killed an adult male Grizzly bear on a ski trip in Alaska with a small serrated knife.
– I had no idea grizzlies could ski or where the bear got the knife.

My Eskimo friend got his ski stolen.
– Now he dresses in black, and is always depressed

How did the Eskimo make his bed?
– With large blankets of snow and sheets of ice.

What kind of cake does an Ice Queen like to eat on her birthday?
– The flavour doesn’t matter as long as it has lots of frosting.

What do you call a snowman in August?
– A puddle

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