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Koala jokes 🐨 in 2024

What is a koala’s favorite soft drink?
– Koka-Koala, of course!

Why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree?
– Because he was DEAD.

What is a koala’s favorite car?
– A furrari.

What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation?
– They grin and bear it.

Why are koala’s so sleepy?
– Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!

Why couldn’t the koala bear get the job at the bank?
– Because he didn’t have the koala-fications.

What are marsupials’ favorite drinks?
– Quokka-Koala

Why did the boy fall of his bike?
– Because three koalas fell on top of him.

How do you apologize to a koala?
– You bear your heart and soul to them.

A koala walks into a barber shop
– A koala walks into a barber shop and hops up into the chair. He points to the excess fur that has grown around his ears and asks the barber, “Can eucalyptus?”

A marsupial fixed me an aromatic beverage, by pouring hot water over cured leaves and it was absolutely delightful! I asked how it was possible to make something so awesome at this level and he responded…
– “It’s koala tea.”

Did you hear about the Koala bear who was thrown out of the Koala bear contest?
– He was dis-koala-fied

A koala walks into a barber shop
– A koala walks into a barber shop and hops up into the chair. He points to the excess fur that has grown around his ears and asks the barber, “Can eucalyptus?”

What did the koalas say to the zookeeper after he cut their claws?
– “Eucalyptus!”

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
– Because it was dead.

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?

Because it got hit by the first koala.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?

Because he thought it was a game and joined in!

What is a koala bears favorite snack?
– Bearitos.

What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you?
– A bite-mare.

People tend to give teddy bears as gifts for Valentine’s Day.
– The standard teddy or panda bears seem popular this year. I’ve got my girlfriend a koala bear because she loves them.

Plus, I don’t know a better way to tell her that I’ve got chlymidia.

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