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Koala jokes 🐨 in 2022

What is a koala’s favorite car?
– A furrari.

What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation?
– They grin and bear it.

Why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree?
– Because he was DEAD.

What is a koala’s favorite soft drink?
– Koka-Koala, of course!

What are marsupials’ favorite drinks?
– Quokka-Koala

A marsupial fixed me an aromatic beverage, by pouring hot water over cured leaves and it was absolutely delightful! I asked how it was possible to make something so awesome at this level and he responded…
– “It’s koala tea.”

What is a koala’s favorite drink?
– A pina koala.

Why don’t koalas like fast food?
– Because it’s too hard for them to catch.

I’m tired of people saying bears are like humans and that’s why you should care about the polar icecaps melting.
– If bears were like humans they would be fine. The polar bears would steal land from the grizzly bears, have all the panda bears build them railroads. Send all the koala bears to Australia, all the gummy bears to San Francisco they’ll be fine. They’re start a country called Bearica and have a half black half polar bear president named bearock obama you see it’s not racist because it’s a bear joke.

Why aren’t Koalas actual bears?
– They don’t meet the koala-fications

Why did the Koala cross the road?
– To prove to the possum that it could be done!

What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a public place?
– He got embearassed.

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