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Koala jokes 🐨 in 2022

What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation?
– They grin and bear it.

Why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree?
– Because he was DEAD.

What is a koala’s favorite car?
– A furrari.

What are marsupials’ favorite drinks?
– Quokka-Koala

What is a koala’s favorite soft drink?
– Koka-Koala, of course!

How do you apologize to a koala?
– You bear your heart and soul to them.

Why couldn’t the koala bear get the job at the bank?
– Because he didn’t have the koala-fications.

A koala walks into a barber shop
– A koala walks into a barber shop and hops up into the chair. He points to the excess fur that has grown around his ears and asks the barber, “Can eucalyptus?”

A marsupial fixed me an aromatic beverage, by pouring hot water over cured leaves and it was absolutely delightful! I asked how it was possible to make something so awesome at this level and he responded…
– “It’s koala tea.”

Why does the koala bear always get the job?
– Because they are over koalafied.

Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
– It’s super high Koala-tea

A Koala walks into a bar…
– So he sits down and after a while of chatting with the barkeep he starts to notice a girl eyeing him from across the bar. So he goes and talks to her and after some flirting they decide to go upstairs

So they go upstairs and get into the 69 position and when its all said and done the koala goes to leave, but the girl says “Hey, where’s my money?” Appalled he says “What do you mean?” She replies by telling him to look up the definition of prostitute in the dictionary. He does so and it reads ‘One who does sexual acts for money.’ He then tells her to look up the definition of koala in the dictionary. She does this and it reads “small, tree dwelling marsupial that eats bush and leaves.”

Why couldn’t the koala bear get the job at the bank?
– Because he didn’t have the koala-fications.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
– It was dead.

What is a koala’s favorite pop song?
– Koala me maybe.

What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink?
– A pina koala.

A koala, a bear and a panda owned tea shops…
– But which one was the best?
The Koala’s, as it was the most Koala-Tea.

A rare white koala was born yesterday in an Australian zoo.
– At first they thought it was an albino, but realized that it didn’t meet the koalifications.

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