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Koala jokes 🐨 in 2023

What is a koala’s favorite soft drink?
– Koka-Koala, of course!

Why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree?
– Because he was DEAD.

What is a koala’s favorite car?
– A furrari.

What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation?
– They grin and bear it.

Why are koala’s so sleepy?
– Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!

Why couldn’t the koala bear get the job at the bank?
– Because he didn’t have the koala-fications.

What are marsupials’ favorite drinks?
– Quokka-Koala

How do you apologize to a koala?
– You bear your heart and soul to them.

A koala walks into a barber shop
– A koala walks into a barber shop and hops up into the chair. He points to the excess fur that has grown around his ears and asks the barber, “Can eucalyptus?”

A marsupial fixed me an aromatic beverage, by pouring hot water over cured leaves and it was absolutely delightful! I asked how it was possible to make something so awesome at this level and he responded…
– “It’s koala tea.”

Why did the boy fall of his bike?
– Because three koalas fell on top of him.

Did you hear about the Koala bear who was thrown out of the Koala bear contest?
– He was dis-koala-fied

Why do koala bears make hard workers?
– They never paws for breaks.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
– Because it was dead.

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?

Because it got hit by the first koala.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?

Because he thought it was a game and joined in!

The Koala should be classified as a bear
– It has all the Koalafications

Koala joke
– Why aren’t koalas actual bears? They don’t meet the koalafications.

What is a koala bears favorite gardening tool?
– A wheelbearow.

What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol?
– Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!

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