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Furry jokes in 2021

I got caught smuggling a gun to the furry convention
– Security guard : *(notices bulge)* OwO what’s this?!!

My friend told me he is attracted to Christmas trees and people in animal costumes
– He identifies as a douglas furry

What do you call a furry that is into bdsm?
– A subwoofer.

Bilbo Waggins: A superbly punny name for fans of Tolkien.

What’s a furry’s favorite file storage format?
– rawr

What’s a furry’s favourite board game?
– Trivial Fursuit

A furry walks out of his cave and says โ€œYiff I forgot to mate with others and now I am dead!โ€
– Ha! It is funny because the furry is dead

Pacman must be a furry
– Because he keeps going UWU~UWU~UWU~UWU

Pork Chop: One of the funniest names to give to a guinea pig.

Never rob a bank if you are a furry.
– The police will be hot in pursuit, you will be hot in fursuit.

If youโ€™re a furry, and get turned on by chickens
– Are you a Hen-Thigh enthusiast?

What’s the similarity between a joke and a small, cute, furry mammal?
– They both die when dissected

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