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Furry jokes in 2023

What kind of car does a furry drive?
– A subuwu

If you’re a furry, and get turned on by chickens
– Are you a Hen-Thigh enthusiast?

What do you call a furry that likes to be on the bottom in bed?
– A subwoofer

The FBI was following a furry.
– They were on his tail.

Never rob a bank if you are a furry.
– The police will be hot in pursuit, you will be hot in fursuit.

What do you call a furry that cant hear?
– Def Leopard

What did the furry spider say to its crush?
– oOOowoOOo

what do people do if a furry nearly drowns
– give them furs-taid
– yeah its not that good ik

Two furries walk into a bar, then they Yiff each other in the butt.
– I dunno where I was goin with this to begin with

If Dracula were a furry, what would his name be?
– Nos-fur-atu

The FBI was following a furry.
– They were on his tail.

I dated an older furry once…
– She was a cougar

So I read on a website to “treat your furry friend once a week.”
– So I bought him two tickets to Zootopia.

Its the second day of a big con and a furry wakes up, has a snack and goes downstairs. After 20 minutes or so of wandering aimlessly he bumps into the first other furry that hes seen and asks “Where is everyone?” and the other furry replies “Dude its 7 am, they’re sleeping! why aren’t you?”
– Since this was going mostly nowhere, thought i’d try my paw at it… ^^

What do you call a furry that was blended into ice cream?
– A McFurry.

I walked in on my son making out with his girlfriend. “Oh, woah, what’s this?” I asked. He’s been avoiding me ever since…
… and keeps mumbling something about me being a “furry”

What do you call a furry hip hop group?
– the uwu-tang clan

I dated a furry once
– The relationship didn’t work out, she was a cheetah

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