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Furry jokes in 2022

If you’re a furry, and get turned on by chickens
– Are you a Hen-Thigh enthusiast?

I dated a furry once
– The relationship didn’t work out, she was a cheetah

What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it’s life?
– An *otter* failure (I’ll see myself out)

The FBI was following a furry.
– They were on his tail.

So a furry walks into a bar and says “ouch!”

I dated a furry once
– The relationship didn’t work out, she was a cheetah

What would you call an insect version of a furry?
– Creepy

I met a furry dominatrix with an amazing sound system
– You wouldn’t believe how many sub woofers she has.

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck…
– It’s a furry, cuz ducks shouldn’t be talking

Two furries walk into a bar, then they Yiff each other in the butt.
– I dunno where I was goin with this to begin with.

What does furrys and fastfood lovers have together?
– They both love hot dogs

I walked in on my son making out with his girlfriend. “Oh, woah, what’s this?” I asked. He’s been avoiding me ever since…
… and keeps mumbling something about me being a “furry”

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