Furry jokes in 2021

what do people do if a furry nearly drowns
– give them furs-taid
– yeah its not that good ik

What’s furry and filled with red lights?
– Hamsterdam

What do you call a furry that was blended into ice cream?
– A McFurry.

Two furries walk into a bar, then they Yiff each other in the butt.
– I dunno where I was goin with this to begin with.

What’s the similarity between a joke and a small, cute, furry mammal?
– They both die when dissected

You should never divorce a furry.
– I don’t remember why, but I think it’s an old wife’s tail.

Indiana Bones: A great name for puppies belonging to fans of this character.

Two furries walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, “You didn’t see it either?”
– x3 Count how long it takes you to get that one.

So I dated a furry once
– I didnt know he was a furry at the time.

– After a while, he showed me his true collars

Why are there so many furry flat earthers?
– Because they don’t have Occam’s Razor.

What does a furry thats had a stroke look like
– Uwu

Mr. Meowgi: If you are a fan of ‘The Karate Kid,’ this name will suit your pet the best.