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Furry jokes in 2022

If you’re a furry, and get turned on by chickens
– Are you a Hen-Thigh enthusiast?

What do you call a furry that cant hear?
– Def Leopard

What kind of car does a furry drive?
– A subuwu

What do you call a furry hip hop group?
– the uwu-tang clan

what do people do if a furry nearly drowns
– give them furs-taid
– yeah its not that good ik

I dated an older furry once…
– She was a cougar

Two furries walk into a bar, then they Yiff each other in the butt.
– I dunno where I was goin with this to begin with

What do you call a furry that was blended into ice cream?
– A McFurry.

What do you call a furry that got laid off and laid at the same time.
– A furloughed fur load.

What do you call a submissive furry?
– A subwoofer

My friend told me he is attracted to Christmas trees and people in animal costumes
– He identifies as a douglas furry

Two furries walk into a bar.
– You’d think that one of them would have seen it or something.

I met a furry dominatrix with an amazing sound system
– You wouldn’t believe how many sub woofers she has.

Who’s the happiest person at a furry convention?
– Whoever has the flamethrower!

I always wondered if there ever was a bat furry?
– Then I remembered there’s a billionaire taking it too far

The Great Catsby: A ‘great’ name for a great pet, especially for fans of Fitzgerald.

What has 4 legs, is green, furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?
– A pool table

I dated a furry once
– The relationship didn’t work out, she was a cheetah

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