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World of Warcraft jokes 👹👾 in 2023

You know you have been playing WoW for too long when the microwave dings and you yell “GRATS!”

What’s the abbreviation for Death Knight?
– Decay.

How did the paladin start losing weight?
– He was eating light.

Why can’t gnomes be paladins?
– Poor little guys can’t reach the light.

What do rogues and noobs have in common?
– They both pick locks.

So I was with a guild friend one time who was trying to level her Alchemy profession and couldn’t remember what crafting reagent she needed.
– She said it was called Earth-something or other.
– I said don’t worry we will get to the root of this problem.

What do you call a druid who melees in tree form?
– A combat log.

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– Two. One to hold the light bulb in place and the other to drink until the room starts spinning.

Let’s hear em’. Anybody know some good WoW jokes for a casual chuckle?
– I saw one in somebody’s sig a few min ago: ‘”A worgen walks into a bar. The bartender says,’ why the long face?'” kinda lame, but it got a snicker outta me

who needs dank wow jokes when your whole life is a joke amiright

What do you call someone with a paralegal degree?
– A raid designer

How many Worgen druids does it take to chase a cat up a tree?
– Three. One to be the cat, one to be the tree and one to do the chasing.

How many Blizzard developers does it take to get an expansion right?
– Nobody knows because it hasn’t been done yet.

What does rogues and noobs have in common?
– They both pick locks!

Someone picked Mekkatorque’s pocket yesterday and stole his wallet.
– How could someone stoop so low?

Have you heard the Orgrimmar philharmonic orc-hestra?
– Have you ever seen the taurential rain in Mulgore?

A forsaken walks into an inn and orders an ale and a mop.

How many GM’s does it take to change a lightbulb?
– None. It’s working as intended ;D

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