Fart Jokes 💨 in 2023

What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
– A bunny fart!

Success is like a fart. It only bothers people when it’s not their own.

Students pay attention, everything you say will go to the test.
– (Fart) That too teacher?

An old married couple is at a concert one Friday night. The woman turns to her husband and says, “I’ve just let out a really long, silent fart. What should I do?”
– The husband tells her, “Replace the battery in your hearing aid.”

Happiness comes from within.
– That’s why it feels so good to fart.

My partner said he wanted to heat things up in bed.
– So I farted under the sheets.

If pooping is a call of nature, what’s a fart?
– A missed call

You’re a piece of shit
– Normal, we were all born of a fart

My grandfather repairs a gas leak in my house, but I fart so hard that I don’t know whether to call him again.

What do you call a ghost fart?
– A spirit bomb.

Why did the man stop telling fart jokes?
– He was told that his jokes stink.

Why is love like a fart?
– If you’re trying to force it, it’s probably shit.

When is it an acceptable fart joke?
– When it doesn’t suck.

Many times I am afraid of farting and realizing that something in the shape of an egg came out

Did you hear the one about the blind and heartbroken skunk?
– She fell in love with a fart.

Why should you never fart on an elevator?
– It’s wrong on so many levels.

How can you tell when a moth farts?
– It flies in a straight line.

What is the difference between a noble gas and a fart?
– That the nobleman threw it a rich man and a poor man farted