Fart Jokes 💨 in 2022

What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
– A bunny fart!

Success is like a fart. It only bothers people when it’s not their own.

Students pay attention, everything you say will go to the test.
– (Fart) That too teacher?

An old married couple is at a concert one Friday night. The woman turns to her husband and says, “I’ve just let out a really long, silent fart. What should I do?”
– The husband tells her, “Replace the battery in your hearing aid.”

Happiness comes from within.
– That’s why it feels so good to fart.

Farts are like books, we all prefer them if we are alone

What do you call a cow’s fart?
– Dairy air.

if you are afraid whistle
– (fart) Sorry i did it on the other side

Why did everyone notice when Bill Gates farted in the Apple store?
– Because they didn’t have any Windows.

What do you call someone who only farts alone at home?
– A private tutor.

Why doesn’t Chuck Norris fart?
– Because nothing escapes Chuck Norris.

Every time you fart you help etiopia bi killing 10 flies when the winds carry you smell there