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Fart Jokes 💨 in 2024

My partner said he wanted to heat things up in bed.
– So I farted under the sheets.

An old married couple is at a concert one Friday night. The woman turns to her husband and says, “I’ve just let out a really long, silent fart. What should I do?”
– The husband tells her, “Replace the battery in your hearing aid.”

What happened to the man who only ate Skittles?
– He farted rainbows.

What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
– A bunny fart!

Success is like a fart. It only bothers people when it’s not their own.

Students pay attention, everything you say will go to the test.
– (Fart) That too teacher?

Happiness comes from within.
– That’s why it feels so good to fart.

Why doesn’t Chuck Norris fart?
– Because nothing escapes Chuck Norris.

Every time you fart you help etiopia bi killing 10 flies when the winds carry you smell there

If farts are flammable, and dragons breath fire……. Does that mean they have ass breath?
– Or does it mean dragon breath is actually when your breath smells like ass?

What is invisible and smells of worms?
– A bird’s fart.

What happens when you make a bean and onion casserole?
– Tear gas.

How do you say “fart” in German?
– “Farfrompoopin.”

Why can’t Bill Gates fart at home?
– Because they had no windows

Farts are like cats, sometimes they are good and soft and other times they hurt you

Why is love like a fart?
– If you’re trying to force it, it’s probably shit.

What is invisible and smells like carrots?
– A rabbit fart.

What do you call a fart from a butt that’s fallen asleep?
– A snore.

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