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Fart Jokes 💨 in 2024

An old married couple is at a concert one Friday night. The woman turns to her husband and says, “I’ve just let out a really long, silent fart. What should I do?”
– The husband tells her, “Replace the battery in your hearing aid.”

My partner said he wanted to heat things up in bed.
– So I farted under the sheets.

What happened to the man who only ate Skittles?
– He farted rainbows.

What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
– A bunny fart!

Success is like a fart. It only bothers people when it’s not their own.

Students pay attention, everything you say will go to the test.
– (Fart) That too teacher?

Happiness comes from within.
– That’s why it feels so good to fart.

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.

What do you call it when you fart into a wallet?
– Gas money.

What happens when you fart in nature?
– It is natural gas

I got fired from my job delivering leaflets on flatulence awareness.
– Unfortunately, I let one rip.

What did the menstrual pad write on the “thank you” note to the fart?
– You are the wind beneath my wings.

What happened to the blind skunk?
– He fell in love with a fart.

How are a cut and a fart alike?
– in which the bad feeling lasts a while

Hey, why do you have a disgusted face if you withdrew money from the bank?
– someone farted there

Why is it a bad idea to fart in church?
– Because you have to sit in your own pew.

How would you biologically describe a fart?
– It is a kiss from the intestines.

Why do horses like to fart when they buck?
– Because they can’t achieve full horse power without gas

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