Fart Jokes 💨 in 2021

Why doesn’t Chuck Norris fart?
– Because nothing escapes Chuck Norris.

Every time you fart you help etiopia bi killing 10 flies when the winds carry you smell there

If farts are flammable, and dragons breath fire……. Does that mean they have ass breath?
– Or does it mean dragon breath is actually when your breath smells like ass?

What is invisible and smells of worms?
– A bird’s fart.

What happens when you make a bean and onion casserole?
– Tear gas.

How do you say “fart” in German?
– “Farfrompoopin.”

Why can’t Bill Gates fart at home?
– Because they had no windows

Farts are like cats, sometimes they are good and soft and other times they hurt you

Why is love like a fart?
– If you’re trying to force it, it’s probably shit.

What is invisible and smells like carrots?
– A rabbit fart.

What do you call a fart from a butt that’s fallen asleep?
– A snore.

Dad, why do baboons have red asses?
– Because they farted very hard