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Insurance jokes 📋 in 2023

Why did the insurance agency deny the high wire artist insurance?
– Because of her outstanding balance.

Why did the agent decide to sell life insurance to explosive manufacturers?
– Because he was sure that it was going to be a booming business.

I was surprised that my insurance agency was offering me a trip to Switzerland on the completion of my ten-year anniversary with them.
– Well, this company makes Zu-rich!

Managed to cut my insurance bill in half. Stil costs the same, just got carried away with some scissors.

What’s the similarity between a parachute and insurance?
– If it doesn’t work the first time you need it, it’s useless.

What did the insurance salesperson say to Adam and Eve?
– Looks like you need some coverage.

Don´t you think it´s unnerving that doctors call what they do “Practice?”

What insurance company is spread across the entire country?
– Allstate.

The tourist was given a full payment for the damages endured during his trip!
– Well, these Travelers have got everything covered!

My sister decided to buy a couple of insurances on her 45th birthday.
– The insurances were expensive and not needed, I guess she’s going through a MetLife crisis!

What did Fleetwood Mac get insurance for?
– They got it for landslides.

What insurance company should one go for if they ever get into any car accident in Machu Picchu?
– Peru-dential.

How do agents traditionally greet each other?
– “Hi. Nice to meet you. I´m better than you.”

Hardly use my DeLorean, and the insurance quote was huge even though I told them I only drive it from time to time.

What did the man reply when the insurance salesman asked, “Sir, you said you were born in the USA. Which part?”
– The man replied, “Why, my entire body, my man”.

My application for tornado insurance on my campsite got constantly rejected.
– The authorities told me that if the tent gets blown away then the campsite won’t be covered!

The fisherman was angry when his fishing boat capsized and the fish swam away.
– To add to his rues, the insurance agency refused payment claiming it was an act of cod!

What did the life insurance salesman say to the woman after describing his policy?
– “Call me tomorrow if you wake up!”

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