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Unicorn Jokes ๐Ÿฆ„ in 2021

Where do naughty unicorns go?

I hate to horn in on your night,
-but I just wanted to tell you that you must be a unicorn because you seem absolutely magical.

Which unicorn has a cold
– The Achoo-nicorn!

What was the unicorns favorite type of a story?
-A fairy tail.

How do unicorns get around?
– On a unicycle!

A unicorn went to a bar and ordered a drink, the bartender said
-why the long face?!

What did the mythical creature serve at his barbecue?
-Unicorn on the cob

What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?
– One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.

What card game do unicorns like to play?
– Uno

Unicorns never horse around
-they get right to the point.

What do unicorns use for money?
-Corn bread.

Where do the unicorns go to go on some rides?
– A unicorn-ival!

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