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Unicorn Jokes 🦄 in 2023

What did the unicorn dress up as for Halloween?
– A rhinoceros!

How do you know that a unicorn has been in your house?
-They leave glitter everywhere!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a unicorn?
-A corn dog!

What’s black and white and eats like a unicorn?
-A zebra.

What do you call a unicorn with large eyelashes?
-U-ni-brow.

How do unicorns get to the park?
-On a unicycle.

Why didn’t the unicorn want to join the army?
-She didn’t want to wear a uni-form.

Why’d the little unicorn get sent to bed without supper?
-She wouldn’t stop horsing around at the dinner table

What road do all of the unicorns live on?
-Mane Street!

What is the difference between Justin Bieber and a unicorn?
-One is a magical creature found in little girls’ dreams and the other is just a unicorn

Why can you always trust what a unicorn says?
-They’re no bull.

Where do unicorns play tennis?
-On the unicourt!

Why do unicorns like silly jokes?
– Because they’re uni-corny.

Girl, are you a unicorn?
-Because I would like to take you for a ride over the rainbow.

Which unicorn has a cold
– The Achoo-nicorn!

How do unicorns get around?
– On a unicycle!

A unicorn went to a bar and ordered a drink, the bartender said
-why the long face?!

What do unicorns eat for breakfast?
-Lucky charms

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