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Unicorn Jokes 🦄 in 2024

How do you know that a unicorn has been in your house?
-They leave glitter everywhere!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a unicorn?
-A corn dog!

Why’d the little unicorn get sent to bed without supper?
-She wouldn’t stop horsing around at the dinner table

What road do all of the unicorns live on?
-Mane Street!

How do unicorns get to the park?
-On a unicycle.

What’s black and white and eats like a unicorn?
-A zebra.

What do you call a unicorn with large eyelashes?

Why didn’t the unicorn want to join the army?
-She didn’t want to wear a uni-form.

What did the unicorn dress up as for Halloween?
– A rhinoceros!

What do you call clever unicorns?

What do you call a unicorn that had its horn cut off?
-A eunuchorn!

What do you call a unicorn who got a flu shot?
-An immunicorn

What do you call a fancy unicorn?
-A glamicorn.

What do you call a unicorn that survived a disease?
– An immunicorn!

Where did the unicorn gallop off to after the thunderstorm?
-Somewhere over the rainbow.

Why cant unicorns become politicians?
– They get straight to the point and can be shown to be true

What is a unicorn’s favourite food?
-Corn on the cob!

Where do unicorns go to ride the merry go round?
-A unicorn-ival.

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