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Unicorn Jokes 🦄 in 2022

What’s black and white and eats like a unicorn?
-A zebra.

What do you call a unicorn with large eyelashes?
-U-ni-brow.

How do unicorns get around?
– On a unicycle!

A unicorn went to a bar and ordered a drink, the bartender said
-why the long face?!

What do unicorns eat for breakfast?
-Lucky charms

What’s the difference between a unicorn and an honest politician?
– Nothing. They’re both fictional characters.

What card game do unicorns like to play?
– Uno

Where do naughty unicorns go?
-Unicourt

I hate to horn in on your night,
-but I just wanted to tell you that you must be a unicorn because you seem absolutely magical.

Where do the unicorns go to go on some rides?
– A unicorn-ival!

What was the unicorns favorite type of a story?
-A fairy tail.

What is black and white and eats like a unicorn?
– A Zebra!

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