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Unicorn Jokes ๐Ÿฆ„ in 2021

What do you call a unicorn with large eyelashes?
-U-ni-brow.

Why do unicorns listen to polkas?
-They like to hear unicordians.

What road do all of the unicorns live on?
-Mane Street!

No one could tame the wild unicorn
-he was horn to be wild!

What game should you never play with a unicorn?
-Leap frog

What do you get if you cross a unicycle and a cob of corn?
-You get a unicorn.

Why did the unicorn cross the road?
-To meet his neigh-bours!

Where do unicorns like to drink?
-The horn pub!

Why was the unicorn such a good guitar player?
– He knew all the uni-chords.

Are you a unicorn?
-Because, baby, you seem like my perfect fantasy.

Why did the little unicorn get sent to bed without any dinner?
-Because she was horsing around!

Whatโ€™s the best type of story to tell a runaway unicorn?
-A tale of whoa!

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