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Unicorn Jokes 🦄 in 2022

What did the unicorn dress up as for Halloween?
– A rhinoceros!

How do you know that a unicorn has been in your house?
-They leave glitter everywhere!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a unicorn?
-A corn dog!

Why’d the little unicorn get sent to bed without supper?
-She wouldn’t stop horsing around at the dinner table

What road do all of the unicorns live on?
-Mane Street!

What’s black and white and eats like a unicorn?
-A zebra.

What do you call a unicorn with large eyelashes?
-U-ni-brow.

How do unicorns get to the park?
-On a unicycle.

Why didn’t the unicorn want to join the army?
-She didn’t want to wear a uni-form.

What street do unicorns live on?
– Mane Street.

What do you call a scary unicorn?
-A nightmare

Where did the unicorn run to after the rainstorm?
-Somewhere over the rainbow!

Why did the unicorn cross the road?
-Because he wanted to get hit by a car.

Why did the unicorn run across the road?
-It was late for horse-story class.

Where do unicorns live?
– In Neigh-bourhoods!

Why do unicorns listen to polkas?
-They like to hear unicordians.

No one could tame the wild unicorn
-he was horn to be wild!

What game should you never play with a unicorn?
-Leap frog

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