Unicorn Jokes ๐Ÿฆ„ in 2021

If hay is for horses, whatโ€™s for unicorns?

How do you know that a unicorn has been in your house?
-They leave glitter everywhere!

What would you call a small scoop of ice cream?
– A uni-cone!

What do you call a unicorn with no horn?
-A eunichorn

Whatโ€™s the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?
-One is a funny beast and the other is a bun.

What did the unicorn dress up as for Halloween?
– A rhinoceros!

What looks like half a unicorn?
– The other half

What do you call clever unicorns?

What do you call a unicorn that had its horn cut off?
-A eunuchorn!

Why did the unicorn want to join the school band?
– So he could wear a uni-form.

What did the unicorn say when it fell?
-Iโ€™ve fallen and I canโ€™t giddyup.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a unicorn?
-A corn dog!


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