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Hillbilly jokes in 2022

What do you call 4 rednecks pushing a pickup truck?
– White Power!

Redneck Geometry
Dale was the first of his hillbilly family to make it past the second grade.

One day, Dale’s pa asked, “What did y’all learn today in that geometry class?”

Dale replied, “Pi r squared”.

“Dadgummit!”, yelled Dale’s pa, “I knew that there fancy school tweren’t no good! Pie are ROUND! CAKE are square!”

What’s the difference between a redneck and a hillbilly?
– A redneck will kill you but a hillbilly will keep you

[OFFENSIVE] How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw…

(Heard this one the other day from a friend, and thought I might share it here. :P)

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?
– A virgin.

Why are hillbilly murders hard to solve
– Because they all share the same DNA

What does a hillbilly girl say during sex?
– Get off me daddy, you’re crushing my cigarettes

Where does a redneck live?
– “Inbread”

A plane from J.F.K. is coming in to land at a rural airport in Arkansas at midnight.
Mouthy pilot turns to his co-pilot, winks & says “watch this”……
“Pilot to control tower……hey there Hillbilly, guess who!!”
Control tower switches off the airport lights…..
“Control tower to pilot……. Hey there Yankee, guess *where!!*”

What’s it called when a hillbilly gets resurrected?
– Reintarnation

Coming Back as a Hillbilly
Q. What do you call it when you die and come back as a hillbilly?
A. Reintarnation

How does an redneck get a girlfriend?
– By responding to a message on the wall of a mens room at a truck stop!

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