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Hillbilly jokes in 2023

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
– Ask a redneck!

Two hillbilly sisters are fighting about who is better
They ask their dad.
“Daddy who’s your favorite daughter?”
The father looks at both of them, “Your mother.”

What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
– The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

[OFFENSIVE] How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw…

(Heard this one the other day from a friend, and thought I might share it here. :P)

What does a hillbilly girl say during sex?
– Get off me daddy, you’re crushing my cigarettes

A plane from J.F.K. is coming in to land at a rural airport in Arkansas at midnight.
Mouthy pilot turns to his co-pilot, winks & says “watch this”……
“Pilot to control tower……hey there Hillbilly, guess who!!”
Control tower switches off the airport lights…..
“Control tower to pilot……. Hey there Yankee, guess *where!!*”

Since married famous people often mix names, shouldn’t Hillary and Bill’s be…
– Hillbilly?

How do hillbilly gourds reproduce?
– They pump kin.

Why are redneck murder cases so hard to solve?
– Because all the DNA matches and there is no dental records.

Why did the hillbilly sue her estranged brother?
– He wasn’t paying child support.

What do hillbillys do during halloween ?
– They Pumpkin

Since married famous people often mix names, shouldn’t Hillary and Bill’s be…

Whats forty feet long and has only 14 teeth?
– The front row at a Garth Brooks Concert.

A hillbilly tells his parents he won’t marry his fiance because she is a virgin.
– “If she isn’t good enough for her own family, then she isn’t good enough for ours!”

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
– (Hillbilly) Well I gots no i-dear-ah

What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?
– A full set of teeth!

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?
– A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

What’s the difference between a hillbilly family reunion and a orgy
– One is with the lights on and the other is with the lights off

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