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Hillbilly jokes in 2022

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
– Ask a redneck!

Two hillbilly sisters are fighting about who is better
They ask their dad.
“Daddy who’s your favorite daughter?”
The father looks at both of them, “Your mother.”

What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
– The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

What is the difference between a Hillbilly and a Pinhead?
– Pinheads do not get round ‘tuit’s and Hillbillys poke their eye out with them.

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
– Give his sister an uppercut.

What do rednecks call ductape?
– Chrome.

What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?
– They both like to throw a hoedown.

What did the deity say when it came back as a hill-billy?
– “What incarnation?!?”

How do you castrate a hillbilly?
– You kick his sister in the jaw

What are the only two seasons a Redneck can name?
– Football and Construction

A hillbilly walks up to his sister and says “have sex with me.”
– She replies “if you incest.”

What’s long and hard on a hillbilly?
– second grade.

What does a hillbilly say when they recognize a place by scent?
– I nose this place

How do rednecks spend the first week of the school year?
– Studying the Miranda Rights

What does a hillbilly say when they recognize a place by scent?
– I nose this place

Why are hillbilly men not circumcised?
– Because they need somewhere to carry their chew.

What do two rednecks say after breaking up?
– Lets just be cousins.

I just thought up an original joke today, hopefully you all like it…Why is wheat a hillbilly grain?
– because its inbread

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