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Tennis Jokes 🎾 in 2022

Where did the tennis players go on their date?
-The tennis ball.

Why should dog owners invest in tennis balls?
-Because she made a big racquet.

Why did the tennis official keep trying to change light bulbs?
– He always thinks it’s out.

Tennis is a lot like waiting tables.
-The most important thing to get right is the first serve.

How does a tennis publicity master impress the crowd?
-He hits overheads, ’cause then every point will be a smash hit.

I’ve made a website for depressed tennis players…
– The servers are currently down…

Why do tennis players have low self esteem?
– Because they have so many faults.

Why didn’t the tennis player change the light bulb?
-He refused to admit it was out!

A tennis player is leaving the court and and a guy walks up to him “Hey what’s all that in your pocket?” He says “It’s tennis balls”
-They guy says “Well, if it’s anything like tennis elbow, it must be painful!”

Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?
– To them, “Love” means nothing.

Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
-So he wouldn’t get his tennis shoes wet.

Why do elephants wear red tennis shoes?
– So they can hide in apple trees.

What is the most depressing thing about tennis?
-You’ll never be as good as a wall.

Why do the ladies call the pro The Love Machine?
– Because he’s terrible at tennis.

A tennis factory was recently established near my house.
-They’re making quite the racket

Why did they call that player the Love Master?
– Because he sucks at tennis.

Why did the tennis player charge the net?
-She ran out of cash.

They say I’m too indecisive to be a tennis umpire
-but I still haven’t ruled it out.

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