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Tennis Jokes ๐ŸŽพ in 2021

What do you call a competitive tennis player who just broke up with his girlfriend?
-Homeless

Whatโ€™s the difference between a waiter and a tennis scorekeeper?
-One sets the tables, and the other tables the sets.

I told my mom that I found a tennis court to play on
-Mom: ” Now you just need friends”

John McEnroe gave me his broken tennis racket,
-no strings attached.

What comes after tennis?
-Dinner.

What do you call 2 Mexicans playing tennis?
-Juan on Juan!

What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?
-See you round..

Why did the Labrador Retriever advise his master to invest in tennis balls?
-Cause they have such a high rate of return!

What has 4 legs and grunts a lot?
-A โ€œdoublesโ€ tennis team.

Why do tennis matches take hours to complete?
-Itโ€™s because the lines are long.

What do you call a blonde tennis player with two brain cells?
-Pregnant

Basketball sued Tennis for no reason
-Now they have to go to court

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