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Tennis Jokes ๐ŸŽพ in 2021

Where did the tennis players go on their date?
-The tennis ball.

Why should dog owners invest in tennis balls?
-Because she made a big racquet.

Why did the tennis official keep trying to change light bulbs?
– He always thinks itโ€™s out.

Tennis is a lot like waiting tables.
-The most important thing to get right is the first serve.

How does a tennis publicity master impress the crowd?
-He hits overheads, โ€™cause then every point will be a smash hit.

Iโ€™ve made a website for depressed tennis playersโ€ฆ
– The servers are currently downโ€ฆ

Why do tennis players have low self esteem?
– Because they have so many faults.

Why didnโ€™t the tennis player change the light bulb?
-He refused to admit it was out!

A tennis player is leaving the court and and a guy walks up to him โ€œHey whatโ€™s all that in your pocket?โ€ He says โ€œItโ€™s tennis ballsโ€
-They guy says โ€œWell, if itโ€™s anything like tennis elbow, it must be painful!โ€

Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?
– To them, โ€œLoveโ€ means nothing.

Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
-So he wouldnโ€™t get his tennis shoes wet.

Why do elephants wear red tennis shoes?
– So they can hide in apple trees.

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