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Tennis Jokes 🎾 in 2023

Why did they call that player the Love Master?
– Because he sucks at tennis.

Why did the tennis official keep trying to change light bulbs?
– He always thinks it’s out.

Why do tennis players have low self esteem?
– Because they have so many faults.

What is the most depressing thing about tennis?
-You’ll never be as good as a wall.

Why do the ladies call the pro The Love Machine?
– Because he’s terrible at tennis.

A tennis factory was recently established near my house.
-They’re making quite the racket

They say I’m too indecisive to be a tennis umpire
-but I still haven’t ruled it out.

Why don’t fish make good tennis players?
-They refuse to get close to the net.

My dad told me that on their walk today my dog was able to retrieve a tennis ball that landed 2 miles away
-Sounds far fetched

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
-When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.

Which tennis player is really a space alien?
-Venus Williams.

As a tennis ball falls off a table, a golf ball shouts a question, “Are you going to be ok?”
-The tennis ball replies, “Of course. I’ll bounce back.”

Why was the tennis court so loud?
-Because all the players raised a racket.

Tennis Tip of the Day:
-If you walk into a bar dressed as a tennis ball, you’ll be served right away.

Why do tennis players have low self-esteem?
-They have too many faults.

What do you call a competitive tennis player who just broke up with his girlfriend?

What’s the difference between a waiter and a tennis scorekeeper?
-One sets the tables, and the other tables the sets.

I told my mom that I found a tennis court to play on
-Mom: ” Now you just need friends”

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