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Tennis Jokes 🎾 in 2022

Why are spiders great tennis players?
– Cause they have great topspin.

At what sport to waiters do really well?
-Tennis, because they’re such great servers.

Where did the pizza and tennis racquet get married?
-At the supreme court

What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
-Stable Tennis.

My tennis opponent was not happy with my serve.
-He kept returning it.

My dad told me that on their walk today my dog was able to retrieve a tennis ball that landed 2 miles away
-Sounds far fetched

How many tennis players does it take to change a light bulb?
-None, because they all say, “What do you mean it was out, it was in!”

The tennis factory near me got closed down after local residents complained…
-Apparently they were making a racquet.

Why do tennis matches take hours to complete?
-It’s because the lines are long.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
-He couldn’t stand all the racket!

Why did the tennis player charge the net?
– She ran out of cash.

How many sports magazines to you have to buy to get free athletic footwear?
-Ten Issues. OUCH!

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