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Tennis Jokes 🎾 in 2024

What is the most depressing thing about tennis?
-You’ll never be as good as a wall.

Why did they call that player the Love Master?
– Because he sucks at tennis.

Why don’t fish make good tennis players?
-They refuse to get close to the net.

My dad told me that on their walk today my dog was able to retrieve a tennis ball that landed 2 miles away
-Sounds far fetched

Why do the ladies call the pro The Love Machine?
– Because he’s terrible at tennis.

A tennis factory was recently established near my house.
-They’re making quite the racket

They say I’m too indecisive to be a tennis umpire
-but I still haven’t ruled it out.

What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a tennis court?
– Annette

What comes before tennis?
-Nine-is.

Why is tennis a noisy game?
-Because each player raises a racket.

Where did the tennis players go on their date?
-The tennis ball.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
-When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.

Tennis Tip of the Day:
-If you walk into a bar dressed as a tennis ball, you’ll be served right away.

Why did the Labrador Retriever advise his master to invest in tennis balls?
-Cause they have such a high rate of return!

Basketball sued Tennis for no reason
-Now they have to go to court

While getting ready to go play outside with my kids, my wife asked me “Do you have tennis shoes?”
-I responded, “No, I only have 9 issues.”

What happened when the guy pushed the service button at the reception desk?
-He got smacked in the head by a tennis ball.

How do you trick a guy into going to a tennis match?
-Tell him it’s a women’s singles event.

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