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Volcano jokes ๐ŸŒ‹ in 2024

How does a volcano like its steak? Lava-rare.

Why did the volcano start a bakery? Because it kneads dough before it can erupt.

What’s a volcano’s favorite exercise? Jumping jacks-on volcanic!

What do you call a lazy volcano? A sedimentary rock.

Why did the volcano join the navy? It wanted to serve on a sub-duction!

Why are volcanoes so knowledgeable? They have a lot of burning questions.

What did the volcano say to the earthquake? It’s not my fault!

Why do volcanoes always write in cursive? They have flowing handwriting!

How do you organize a volcano party? You planet.

What’s a volcano’s favorite breakfast? Scrambled eggs and ash-browns!

What do you call a dancing volcano? A lava-jig!

What kind of music do volcanoes like? Rock and Roll, of course!

Why did the volcano become a poet? It was inspired by Emily Ash-inson!

Why are volcanoes the best comedians? Their jokes are always erupting with laughter!

What do you call a volcano that tells jokes? A fun-geyser.

Why don’t volcanoes ever cheat on their exams? Because they can always erupt with the right answers!

Why do volcanoes never miss a meal? They love a full plate tectonic!

How do volcanoes stay in shape? They always have a solid core workout!

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